Cats are Democrats--Dogs are Republicans

darthdavid · Post by **darthdavid** » 2004-10-31 11:16pm

Darth Garden Gnome wrote:
Alyrium Denryle wrote:save for that issue with Rock Pythons being very hard to trap.
I do find that repetitive kicking/stabbing seems the best way to resolve the issue.

Or shooting. And if they decide they don't wanna be shot, out come the nukes...

Kintaro · Post by **Kintaro** » 2004-10-31 11:39pm

Darth Garden Gnome wrote:
Alyrium Denryle wrote:save for that issue with Rock Pythons being very hard to trap.
I do find that repetitive kicking/stabbing seems the best way to resolve the issue.

Against a snake that can get nearly 30 feet? Be my guest.

SPOOFE · Post by **SPOOFE** » 2004-11-01 02:15am

"Socially uninhibited"? Clearly, this strip was written by a cat person. Cats just stay clean in general... dogs only care if their balls and ass are clean. They're just like hippies... keep the plumbing clear for all the necessities, but the rest of their body can draw flies.

One needs to use different animals if one wants to do political satire: Republicans are pigs, because they wallow in their own crap(ulence), and Democrats are sloths on crack, because they never do anything except annoy Republicans.

Petrosjko · Post by **Petrosjko** » 2004-11-01 05:50pm

frigidmagi wrote:
Clearly a cat manipulated that dog into eliminating a neighborhood rival.
You are clearly engaging in spin doctoring and water mudding. It is clear that the heroic canine in this picture has taken it upon himself to elimate a menace.

And you sir are obviously ignorant of the fact that all advances in human society have been driven by the need to please our true overlords, the cats. Were it up to dog people, we would still be squatting around campfires.

Cats demanded housing, and so we built houses. Cats demanded canned food, and so we built canneries. Cats demanded a change of scenery, and so we explored whole new continents.

Neither dog nor man moves but what a cat had a paw in it. Accept the inevitable and be content with your place.

aerius · Post by **aerius** » 2004-11-01 11:32pm

Petrosjko wrote:And you sir are obviously ignorant of the fact that all advances in human society have been driven by the need to please our true overlords, the cats. Were it up to dog people, we would still be squatting around campfires.

Cats demanded housing, and so we built houses. Cats demanded canned food, and so we built canneries. Cats demanded a change of scenery, and so we explored whole new continents.

Neither dog nor man moves but what a cat had a paw in it. Accept the inevitable and be content with your place.

And then the dogs demanded the wholesale elimination of cats, and we invented firearms, steel-toed shoes, and the automobile (also the baseball bat, golf club, hockey stick, & many others), and thereafter we began to massacre cats by the millions, and life was good.

dr. what · Post by **dr. what** » 2004-11-02 12:56am

aerius wrote: And then the dogs demanded the wholesale elimination of cats, and we invented firearms, steel-toed shoes, and the automobile (also the baseball bat, golf club, hockey stick, & many others), and thereafter we began to massacre cats by the millions, and life was good.

And lo! --the cats (the true overlords of Earth) cried out for a savior to rescue them from the cruel and untrustworthy dogs--and in a simple and modest 18 room suburban home was born...The One....

Post by **The Yosemite Bear** » 2004-11-02 01:56am

no the dogs demanded that the cats be eliminated and thus the cats unleashed the Bubonic Death upon the humans in retalliation, a bioweapon in which the cats had the only effective cure....

Post by **The Yosemite Bear** » 2004-11-02 01:57am

Of course the real rulers are the Cockroaches and Raccoons...

Pcm979 · Post by **Pcm979** » 2004-11-02 02:16am

Aha, but Dog is god spelt backwards.

Post by **The Yosemite Bear** » 2004-11-02 02:37am

how goes the glorious revolution Kamrade Kafka?

Dog is dead, we ate him.

Hyperion · Post by **Hyperion** » 2004-11-02 02:37am

Haha. Nice. Again proves the superiority of cats.

Post by **The Yosemite Bear** » 2004-11-02 02:39am

but what of Kat?, Kommerade Kafka?

you hear that yowling? that is Kommerade Rocky sodomizing the Fascist Feline.

Bob the Gunslinger · Post by **Bob the Gunslinger** » 2004-11-02 08:36pm

fgalkin wrote:And thus the superiority of cats is proven once again.

Have a very nice day.
-fgalkin

The superiority of cats can never be proven because it is a false supposition.

I think you must have cat scratch fever. Another reason cats are inferior to dogs.

Petrosjko · Post by **Petrosjko** » 2004-11-03 03:50am

Bob the Gunslinger wrote:The superiority of cats can never be proven because it is a false supposition.

I think you must have cat scratch fever. Another reason cats are inferior to dogs.

That's what the cats want you to think. So their plan is working out just fine, apparently.

HemlockGrey · Post by **HemlockGrey** » 2004-11-03 06:31am

Awwww! Shep, that pic is evil! That mean doggie is hurting the poor wittle kitty!

VT-16 · Post by **VT-16** » 2004-11-09 05:01am

Clearly, "Catnip" is a manufactured drug aimed at keeping the population under control, thus helping to keep cats in their ghettos and dogs in high and trusted positions.

VT-16 · Post by **VT-16** » 2004-11-09 05:02am

MKSheppard wrote:

RACIAL PROFILING!

Peregrin Toker · Post by **Peregrin Toker** » 2004-11-23 11:22am

Hehe... it's the Redoglicans versus the Democats!

Post by **Ghost Rider** » 2004-11-23 11:27am

let's not thread necro