Bush in 04, Clinton in 08?

Stuart Mackey · Post by **Stuart Mackey** » 2004-11-03 02:27am

It seems that the Bush is back, will the Democrats field Clinton, Part 2?
Will Bush invade Syria and Iran?
Will China invade Russia?
Will Russia stop drinking Vodka?
Vill Ze Deutch Invade Poland?
Will France surrender to Luxembourg?
Bookies no longer takeing bets on French surrender times.
Will New Zealand invade Antarctica
What will the Penguins do?
Has the author imbibed too much whisky?
Its election year! You decide

Post by **Gandalf** » 2004-11-03 02:30am

A stunt like running Hillary Clinton might help them in the election, I figure it's help with the female and guilt vote.

UCBooties · Post by **UCBooties** » 2004-11-03 02:30am

no
yes
yes
no
ja
does Luxembourg realy want em?
got in on 40/1 spread
yes
snowballs
yes, entirely too much whiskey, give it here, I need it more than you...

BlkbrryTheGreat · Post by **BlkbrryTheGreat** » 2004-11-03 02:33am

Will France surrender to Luxembourg?

Luxembourg is full of Germans- so they might be able to fool the French into thinking that they're Germany.

Joe · Post by **Joe** » 2004-11-03 02:41am

yes
no
no
no
no
yes, if they haven't already
pretty much
no
huh?
no, obviously not nearly enough

Pcm979 · Post by **Pcm979** » 2004-11-03 02:54am

Stuart Mackey wrote:It seems that the Bush is back, will the Democrats field Clinton, Part 2?
Will Bush invade Syria and Iran?
Will China invade Russia?
Will Russia stop drinking Vodka?
Vill Ze Deutch Invade Poland?
Will France surrender to Luxembourg?
Bookies no longer takeing bets on French surrender times.
Will New Zealand invade Antarctica
What will the Penguins do?
Has the author imbibed too much whisky?
Its election year! You decide

No
Yes
No
No
No
Yes
-2 seconds.
With what? Their sheep?
Overwhelm them with sheer numbers.
On any other day? Yes. Today? No.

Post by **Kuja** » 2004-11-03 10:58am

It seems that the Bush is back, will the Democrats field Clinton, Part 2?

Good god, I hope not. That fucking carpetbagger needs to get kicked the fuck out of my state back to fucking Arkansas so she can rot. If Queen Hillary were to run for president, I'd pray for an errant taxi to flatten her before she could do any more damage.

Col. Crackpot · Post by **Col. Crackpot** » 2004-11-03 11:16am

Hillary will fall before the might of The Great Rudolph Guilianni!

theski · Post by **theski** » 2004-11-03 11:22am

Col. Crackpot wrote:Hillary will fall before the might of The Great Rudolph Guilianni!

SIng it brother... RUDI RUDI RUDI

Pablo Sanchez · Post by **Pablo Sanchez** » 2004-11-03 11:25am

Stuart Mackey wrote:It seems that the Bush is back, will the Democrats field Clinton, Part 2?

I hope not. I don't think Hillary Clinton is electable. She'd get pigeonholed as an ice queen.

Will Bush invade Syria and Iran?

Even if he wanted to, the US currently lacks the strength in arms to maintain effective control of what we already occupy.

Stravo · Post by **Stravo** » 2004-11-03 11:28am

Rudy will NOT run as presidential candidate for the Repubs. He doesn't fit the profile. Pro choice, generally a liberal republican. Think more Bush as the next candidate.

Now Rudy vs. Hillary for the senate - you bet your ass I'm voting for Rudy. Frankly if Sadaam was let out of jail to run against Hillary I would be a Hussein man all the way. That bitch is the epitome of power hungry manipulative politician. May she rot in hell.

Post by **Ghost Rider** » 2004-11-03 11:30am

Stuart Mackey wrote:It seems that the Bush is back, will the Democrats field Clinton, Part 2?

Likely...can't do worse then the last two.

Will Bush invade Syria and Iran?

Not unless he wants to start flinging fundies. We don't have the martial might to do more unless we abandon some of the current projects

Will China invade Russia?

T'would be interesting

Will Russia stop drinking Vodka?

Never

Vill Ze Deutch Invade Poland?

The 8 ball says...maybe

Will France surrender to Luxembourg?

Sure

Will New Zealand invade Antarctica?

Yeppers

What will the Penguins do?

Engage in successful counterattack.

Has the author imbibed too much whisky?

Nope, understood every word.

Pablo Sanchez · Post by **Pablo Sanchez** » 2004-11-03 11:36am

Stravo wrote:Rudy will NOT run as presidential candidate for the Repubs. He doesn't fit the profile. Pro choice, generally a liberal republican. Think more Bush as the next candidate.

Jeb? He's actually a rather intelligent fellow and much closer to his papa than to his idiot brother. He knows his shit and can take a stand when he needs to. I remember a while ago the administration was making noises about oil exploitation off the coast of Florida, and Jeb basically told them to get fucked, because he wasn't going to allow that kind of threat to his state's biggest breadwinner, tourism. He would have made a much better president and I wouldn't mind him in the office so terribly.

Still... I want McCain '08. Let's see a fucking insurgency by the moderate Republicans. This is one lifelong Democratic who'd cross the lines for a candidate like that.

Raven · Post by **Raven** » 2004-11-03 11:44am

How about Coulter/Cheney for '08?

Pablo Sanchez · Post by **Pablo Sanchez** » 2004-11-03 11:59am

Raven wrote:How about Coulter/Cheney for '08?

Wow. I didn't think that a ticket could be created with less charisma than Gore/Lieberman (a robot and a goblin--how eminently electable!) But Coulter/Cheney would have it's appeal expressed in negative numbers.

Agrajag · Post by **Agrajag** » 2004-11-03 12:05pm

I think it's high time the Dems pay attention to history instead of continuing to be condemned by it. Truman was from the Midwest, Johnson was from the South, Carter from the South, Clinton from the South.

Kennedy won from the North but in an amazingly close election where voter fraud was clearly an issue. Hillary looks interesting but carries far too much baggage. Is America ready for a woman President? Are they ready for someone related to Bill? She's also running from NY so she'd have much the same trouble as Kerry.

In order for Dems to win, they MUST field someone who can carry a state or two outside the traditional blue states.

For now I'm just going to hunker down and hope we all escape relatively unscathed from the next 4 years. I personally think the major story of this election is that the hyped turnout by the 18-29 demographic failed to materialize. I admit that I fell for it and failed to learn from history there. While they voted in numbers in some areas, they failed to turn out enmasse and thus the total voter numbers were nowhere near the 115-120 Million that were estimated and suggested a heavy Kerry victory.

theski · Post by **theski** » 2004-11-03 12:16pm

Stravo wrote:Rudy will NOT run as presidential candidate for the Repubs. He doesn't fit the profile. Pro choice, generally a liberal republican. Think more Bush as the next candidate.

Now Rudy vs. Hillary for the senate - you bet your ass I'm voting for Rudy. Frankly if Sadaam was let out of jail to run against Hillary I would be a Hussein man all the way. That bitch is the epitome of power hungry manipulative politician. May she rot in hell.

Nice way of putting Stravo.... and Rudi just might get a shot at least VP...

Stormbringer · Post by **Stormbringer** » 2004-11-03 01:19pm

It seems that the Bush is back, will the Democrats field Clinton, Part 2?

They might, the Democrats might be that foolhardy. She'll be a disaster if she does though; Hillary could potentially be a bigger divider than Bush to the electorate.

Will Bush invade Syria and Iran?

No, but Iran's nuke program might well get forcibly curtailed.

And we can certainly expect that offensive in Iraq to go off. As to that I think it might prove to be a good idea. We've reacted defensively for too long and let the terrorists get away with too much.

Will China invade Russia?

If anything it'll be the other way around.

Will Russia stop drinking Vodka?

No.

Vill Ze Deutch Invade Poland?

Nah, if anything it'll be France.

Will France surrender to Luxembourg?

See above

Bookies no longer takeing bets on French surrender times.

Wise of them.

Will New Zealand invade Antarctica
What will the Penguins do?
Has the author imbibed too much whisky?

I'd say yes.

Its election year! You decide

And we have.

Admiral Valdemar · Post by **Admiral Valdemar** » 2004-11-03 01:22pm

The Beeb predicted that if Kerry should fail it would likely go to Sen. Clinton, but it's early days. May have someone new planned.

Trogdor · Post by **Trogdor** » 2004-11-03 01:31pm

Agrajag wrote:For now I'm just going to hunker down and hope we all escape relatively unscathed from the next 4 years. I personally think the major story of this election is that the hyped turnout by the 18-29 demographic failed to materialize. I admit that I fell for it and failed to learn from history there. While they voted in numbers in some areas, they failed to turn out enmasse and thus the total voter numbers were nowhere near the 115-120 Million that were estimated and suggested a heavy Kerry victory.

Hell, I'm not sure a massive turnout by the 18-29 catagory would've helped. I'm in New Jersey, a traditional blue state, and the numbers of Bush and Kerry supporters seem roughly equal here. It's no less than frightening. Of course, one of the most vocal Bush supporters here is as dumb as a brick. I honestly suspect she voted from him because she likes the color red, but there are people with brains here who support Bush.

Grand Admiral Thrawn · Post by **Grand Admiral Thrawn** » 2004-11-03 01:32pm

Stuart Mackey wrote:It seems that the Bush is back, will the Democrats field Clinton, Part 2?

Why not? Its not like after four more years of Bush anyone will give a fuck about the U.S. Constitution.

Admiral Valdemar · Post by **Admiral Valdemar** » 2004-11-03 01:32pm

Wasn't NJ the only truly neutral state?

phongn · Post by **phongn** » 2004-11-03 01:47pm

The Puffins' counteroffensive has greviously harmed the Penguins but only time will tell how that war goes.

Agrajag · Post by **Agrajag** » 2004-11-03 01:55pm

I live in Southern NJ and it felt closer than it turned out. My parents voted for Bush and Bush had lots of "lawn support" whereas Kerry had very little. I might have to move now. <grin>

Stormbringer · Post by **Stormbringer** » 2004-11-03 01:56pm

Grand Admiral Thrawn wrote:
Stuart Mackey wrote:It seems that the Bush is back, will the Democrats field Clinton, Part 2?
Why not? Its not like after four more years of Bush anyone will give a fuck about the U.S. Constitution.

Is that supossed to be a bad joke or did you truly not know ob Shrillary Clinton?

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