A Modest Proposal

Spanky The Dolphin · Post by **Spanky The Dolphin** » 2004-11-05 04:28am

Um, could you move Iowa into the USC, or at least leave the half with Des Moines in Jesusland?

Augustus · Post by **Augustus** » 2004-11-05 04:29am

Vae Victis!

Post by **Darth Wong** » 2004-11-05 04:35am

That works for me.

Post by **Dalton** » 2004-11-05 04:39am

O Canada, our home and native land!

Augustus · Post by **Augustus** » 2004-11-05 04:39am

Darth Wong wrote:That works for me.

Oh sure California looks good now...but you'll be sorry

Post by **Dalton** » 2004-11-05 04:40am

Augustus wrote:
Darth Wong wrote:That works for me.
Oh sure California looks good now...but you'll be sorry

I'll go with Augustus here...fuck LA!

Post by **Darth Wong** » 2004-11-05 04:42am

Augustus wrote:
Darth Wong wrote:That works for me.
Oh sure California looks good now...but you'll be sorry

But the Governator is in charge!

Post by **Sea Skimmer** » 2004-11-05 04:52am

We should divide things up based n individual counties so North America can look like German in the 1600's

Spyder · Post by **Spyder** » 2004-11-05 05:05am

New Zealand pledges support to its staunch allies; the United States of Canada!

Gustav32Vasa · Post by **Gustav32Vasa** » 2004-11-05 08:04am

Now that is an idea I support.

Col. Crackpot · Post by **Col. Crackpot** » 2004-11-05 08:16am

Either way Patrick, your stuck in Jesusland.

Nieztchean Uber-Amoeba · Post by **Nieztchean Uber-Amoeba** » 2004-11-05 08:53am

The humble men and women of Regina, Saskatchewan, support this proposal!

Iceberg · Post by **Iceberg** » 2004-11-05 09:24am

Do we get to keep Hawaii?

Because I like Hawaii, and they did go blue...

MKSheppard · Post by **MKSheppard** » 2004-11-05 09:28am

Hrm. So we give up the suckass parts and keep the majority of nuclear weapons dumps.

Xon · Post by **Xon** » 2004-11-05 09:29am

Spyder wrote:New Zealand pledges support to its staunch allies; the United States of Canada!

Does this mean you'll finally let nuclear powered ships enter New Zealand waters? Or is NZ still going to be anti-nuclear sometime into the next century?

Iceberg · Post by **Iceberg** » 2004-11-05 09:29am

MKSheppard wrote:Hrm. So we give up the suckass parts and keep the majority of nuclear weapons dumps.

Oh, you can have Jersey, too. Because nobody fucking wants Jersey. Not even New Jerseyans really want Jersey.

aten_vs_ra · Post by **aten_vs_ra** » 2004-11-05 09:38am

(crackling of radio transmission)*** Green Gnome. Green Gnome come in. This is Red Priest. The Jesusland Army has discovered the skyways out of Arkansas and Georgia. Repeat, this is Red Priest. Evacuees are taking heavy casulties. Green Gnome come in. Blue Swordsmam is going down over Joplin. Army has some new missle thats attracted to higher brain function. We're sitting ducks. The brainwashed Jesusland Republicans we rescued are also giving us trouble. Send in the Sith! Send in the Sith Green Gnome! Shit, missle!!

BOOM!

The is Red Priest, we're going down over Branson! Send reinforcements. (transmission breaks off in static)

Loner · Post by **Loner** » 2004-11-05 11:10am

That wouldn't be such a bad idea.

White Haven · Post by **White Haven** » 2004-11-05 11:25am

*eyes the map* Virginia..hmm...yeah, I can make it across the border before the Jesusland Crusade Brigade seals it off. Any Marylanders willing to run interference for me when I hit the border?

Xenophobe3691 · Post by **Xenophobe3691** » 2004-11-05 11:26am

Good luck getting Florida to Acquiesce. The whole state'll die if they try killing us "edumacated godless liberals"...

Tsyroc · Post by **Tsyroc** » 2004-11-05 11:26am

Hmmm, that might solve our illegal immigrant problem. Why would they want to come into Jesusland when they could sneak across the border of California and be in the United States of Canada.

Who would have thought Canada would develope a Mexican immigration problem.

Guardsman Bass · Post by **Guardsman Bass** » 2004-11-05 11:28am

Dammit, I'm stuck in Jesusland, subnational tribe #15 "Valley of the [LDS] Saints." Somebody get me outa here!

Durandal · Post by **Durandal** » 2004-11-05 11:30am

I for one, welcome our new Canadian overlords.

Guy N. Cognito · Post by **Guy N. Cognito** » 2004-11-05 11:37am

Ummm...... Why do they keep Alaska? Sorry, I probably should have followed the election better. Did they go with Bush?