No, Jesus actually gave pancreatitis to Ashcroft. I mean, why would he like a dipshit who's been misinterpreting his messages and all and using them to oppress others.
Have a very nice day.
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Maybe Jesus was trying to give him a hint?Darth Wong wrote:You mean Jesus didn't take the sickness away from his pancreas?
In pancreatitis one of the many unhappy events is the release of digestive enzymes outside the areas of the digestive tract that normally contain such substances. As a result your enzymes start to digest you - from the inside out. If the process can't be halted your innards can liquify. After my husband was out of danger the medical folks where I work told me their pancreatitis patient horror stories. They made it sound sort of like ebola.
Anyhow, while my Other Half certainly didn't deserve such a thing, when it comes to Ashcroft it couldn't have happend to a nicer guy. Maybe he had a severe back-up of bile and gall. Maybe the evil inside him just partied a little too hard one weekend.
Happy to see him go.