A Modest Proposal

White Haven · Post by **White Haven** » 2004-11-05 11:39am

All hail Imperial Canadia!

Post by **fgalkin** » 2004-11-05 11:47am

Guy N. Cognito wrote:Ummm...... Why do they keep Alaska? Sorry, I probably should have followed the election better. Did they go with Bush?

They always go Republican. Must be their Russian roots. They feel the need for a strong overlord.

Have a very nice day.
-fgalkin

Guy N. Cognito · Post by **Guy N. Cognito** » 2004-11-05 11:56am

fgalkin wrote:
Guy N. Cognito wrote:Ummm...... Why do they keep Alaska? Sorry, I probably should have followed the election better. Did they go with Bush?
They always go Republican. Must be their Russian roots. They feel the need for a strong overlord.

Have a very nice day.
-fgalkin

Is that why you have always had a tyranical Tzar/Ruler? Hmmm.... I should ask my wife about that. (Almost Russian to the core) Spaciba

Spyder · Post by **Spyder** » 2004-11-05 01:47pm

ggs wrote:Or is NZ still going to be anti-nuclear sometime into the next century?

Yes.

Post by **Kuja** » 2004-11-05 01:54pm

MKSheppard wrote:Hrm. So we give up the suckass parts and keep the majority of nuclear weapons dumps.

No Shep, Florida IS still part of Jesusland.

Post by **Zaia** » 2004-11-05 01:57pm

Iceberg wrote:Oh, you can have Jersey, too. Because nobody fucking wants Jersey. Not even New Jerseyans really want Jersey.

*smacks Mark hard on the back of the head*

White Haven · Post by **White Haven** » 2004-11-05 02:03pm

The Warhol War Machine begs to differ. Jersey rocks...but it's too damn far away

Darth Raptor · Post by **Darth Raptor** » 2004-11-05 02:19pm

MKSheppard wrote:Hrm. So we give up the suckass parts and keep the majority of nuclear weapons dumps.

The ballance of military power slowly shifts as Jesusland's science and technology inevitably go down the shitter. Until it get's to the point that the USC forcefields are sufficient to keep the Sons of Abraham Shock Troop Corps out.

Ma Deuce · Post by **Ma Deuce** » 2004-11-05 02:33pm

Alberta would probably become part of Jesusland, and the Quebecois would probably seize on the opportunity to finally form their own shitty country...

Skelron · Post by **Skelron** » 2004-11-05 02:40pm

Lazy Raptor wrote:
MKSheppard wrote:Hrm. So we give up the suckass parts and keep the majority of nuclear weapons dumps.
The ballance of military power slowly shifts as Jesusland's science and technology inevitably go down the shitter. Until it get's to the point that the USC forcefields are sufficient to keep the Sons of Abraham Shock Troop Corps out.

I have this vision say 200 Years later of the Jesus Land military in the Nuclear Bunkers...
'So when the Lord commands the end, all we must do is press in the sacred code which was handed down to us by our forefathers. And the great hands of his vengence will rain fire down on the Earth...'(And so on and so forth)
'But How does it do this witch-Hunter General?'
*BANG*
'We do not ask those questions, can someone remove this body...'

White Haven · Post by **White Haven** » 2004-11-05 02:52pm

And by that point, the warheads are defunct. Muahaha.

Guardsman Bass · Post by **Guardsman Bass** » 2004-11-05 03:41pm

Hahaha, you laugh now, but you won't be laughing when Jesuslanders pull a Mexico, and send their thousands of angry, impoverished young men across the Canadian border.

Graeme Dice · Post by **Graeme Dice** » 2004-11-05 03:55pm

Ma Deuce wrote:Alberta would probably become part of Jesusland, and the Quebecois would probably seize on the opportunity to finally form their own shitty country...

That's not that likely. Even here in Alberta only something like 27% of the population liked Bush.

Nieztchean Uber-Amoeba · Post by **Nieztchean Uber-Amoeba** » 2004-11-05 08:41pm

Graeme Dice wrote:
Ma Deuce wrote:Alberta would probably become part of Jesusland, and the Quebecois would probably seize on the opportunity to finally form their own shitty country...
That's not that likely. Even here in Alberta only something like 27% of the population liked Bush.

They still voted for a wino neo-con twit multiple times. And they can keep their oil.

Pu-239 · Post by **Pu-239** » 2004-11-05 10:34pm

Sea Skimmer wrote:We should divide things up based n individual counties so North America can look like German in the 1600's

Fairfax County in No. VA voted for Kerry- we aren't as fundie infested as the rest.

White Haven · Post by **White Haven** » 2004-11-05 10:42pm

Pu-239 wrote:
Sea Skimmer wrote:We should divide things up based n individual counties so North America can look like German in the 1600's
Fairfax County in No. VA voted for Kerry- we aren't as fundie infested as the rest.

The USC cannot and will not extend military aid to bastions of civilization remaining behind in Jesusland. The barbarian hordes are simply too numerous. Flee while you can!

Pcm979 · Post by **Pcm979** » 2004-11-05 10:43pm

Call Jesusland the Christian States of America.

Drooling Iguana · Post by **Drooling Iguana** » 2004-11-05 11:38pm

We never should have dropped the Dominion bit from our name.

Pablo Sanchez · Post by **Pablo Sanchez** » 2004-11-05 11:52pm

Sea Skimmer wrote:We should divide things up based n individual counties so North America can look like German in the 1600's

How about by congressional districts? We'll produce 435 individual statelets called "Electorates" bound together by a unified government which exists only on paper.

Mitth`raw`nuruodo · Post by **Mitth`raw`nuruodo** » 2004-11-05 11:54pm

Uhh... Wow. That puts me deep in Jesusland. I'd have a better chance of evacuating to Cuba then to Canada, most likely.

*gets in rowboat and rows south*

White Haven · Post by **White Haven** » 2004-11-06 12:22am

Just get a gay couple to make out whenever the CSA forces close in. Either the crusaders will die of apoplexy, or they'll be so enraged by the sight that you can ambush them easily. Can make your way to Canada easily with that simple combination.

The Dark · Post by **The Dark** » 2004-11-06 05:30pm

Fuck...I'm about as deep in Jesusland as you can get. Any chance of an outpost in Miami-Dade or the Keys? I can get there...I have contacts

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White Haven · Post by **White Haven** » 2004-11-06 07:10pm

Anyone ever read Harrison's Deathworld books? The enclave on Pyrrus? Yeah, it'd be kinda like that.

Loner · Post by **Loner** » 2004-11-06 07:44pm

The Dark wrote:Fuck...I'm about as deep in Jesusland as you can get. Any chance of an outpost in Miami-Dade or the Keys? I can get there...I have contacts .

Your best bet would to be to ask for political asylum at a USC embassy.

RedImperator · Post by **RedImperator** » 2004-11-06 08:12pm

Iceberg wrote:
MKSheppard wrote:Hrm. So we give up the suckass parts and keep the majority of nuclear weapons dumps.

Oh, you can have Jersey, too. Because nobody fucking wants Jersey. Not even New Jerseyans really want Jersey.

That's not, strictly speaking, true. Native New Jerseyans think this state would be just great if the rest of you assholes would get out and stay out. We're good enough for you to jam up our roads while passing through and move in here when life in New York and Philadelphia just gets too tough, but not good enough for any respect.

If I'm ever elected governor, the first thing I'm going to do is build a 300 foot middle finger on each end of the Jersey Turnpike.