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If Jesus ran for Congress how would his opponents try to smear him?
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Dont take this thread to seriously :)
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This was posted a while back, thought it was funny though, and appropriate for this thread.

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Bwhhhhaaaaa!

Excellent! :lol:
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Augustus wrote:If Jesus ran for Congress how would his opponents try to smear him?
It would be impossible Augie....look at the current map of North America below:

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Next of Kin wrote:
Augustus wrote:If Jesus ran for Congress how would his opponents try to smear him?
It would be impossible Augie....look at the current map of North America below:

http://paulm.com/pix/2004/11/04/new_map.jpg
If I see that same picture one more time, I'm going to scream.

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That one, on the other hand... :D
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Yes, because naturally Leftist Canada would fit /perfectly/ with conservative fundiedom.
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White Haven wrote::roll:

Yes, because naturally Leftist Canada would fit /perfectly/ with conservative fundiedom.
You can't call them all fundies. That's mean. Wah, why are you so mean. :wink:
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Well, my mindset is apparently Soviet, when have the Soviets cared for the sensibilities of capitalist pigdogs? Just makin the most of the label! :lol:
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Jesus didn't like the rich, so he'd be smeared as a "liberaaaaaaaaal!" plus he was a jew, so many fundies would hate him for not believing in himself and being part of the jew-controlled system.
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White Haven wrote::roll:

Yes, because naturally Leftist Canada would fit /perfectly/ with conservative fundiedom.
Aren't Mike's fundy in-laws from Canada?

Anyway, I thought there were portions of Canada that weren't all that leftist, even by US standards. :?:
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Beowulf wrote:http://www.kimdutoit.com/dr/images/uplo ... merica.JPG

That one, on the other hand... :D
Would someone be able to explain what that designation on California is? :?
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Would someone be able to explain what that designation on California is? :?[/quote]

Aztlan would a reference to the old name for Mexico under the Aztecs
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I wonder how a presidential candidate would do if they ran on a platform of a left wing interpretation of christianity.

A decent share of the religious crowd might be persuaded, a lot of the less well off would probably sign up, and the blue states wouldn't really have a lot of choice if this was the democrat candidate. (Well, maybe they would go for a moderate republican, but if the republican was someone like bush they would be a bit stuck.)
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Beowulf wrote:
http://www.kimdutoit.com/dr/images/uplo ... merica.JPG

That one, on the other hand... :D
Neo-con wet dreaming again I see! :D
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Nice to see PA has been given over to the Soviets... I always knew I'd end up in a dictatorship someday, I just hadn't suspected communism.
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UCBooties wrote:Nice to see PA has been given over to the Soviets... I always knew I'd end up in a dictatorship someday, I just hadn't suspected communism.
That's what you get for buying into all that 'glasnost' and 'perestroika' nonsense. I'll send you postcards.

Which will undoubtedly be censored by the State Committee of External Communications.

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