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What happened after Vader said, "We would be honored if you would join us"? Did they actually sit down and eat? And if they did, how did Vader eat? Through a straw?
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Vader probably got a kick out of watching them have an uncomfortable meal while baiting them with chitchat about how the rebellion was about to be crushed.
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Fett: "To family!" (dripping with irony)President Sharky wrote:That must have been one hell of an awkward meal. I wonder if Boba Fett decided to make a toast?
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Yes, and given it's a joke topic...you need to get the stick out of your ass.
I mean look at the initial thought of the topic creator.
I mean look at the initial thought of the topic creator.
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This brought up a question. How does Vader get nurishment
Obi-Wan: Hes more machine now than man. WE all know hes a man and all humans must eat or get nutrients and liquids. So how does Vader go about doing this?
Obi-Wan: Hes more machine now than man. WE all know hes a man and all humans must eat or get nutrients and liquids. So how does Vader go about doing this?
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Supposedly he did that largely with the use of the Force.JME2 wrote:I asume he's able to eat normally within stasis areas like the one aboard the Executor.
I imagine he would be nourished intravenously.
EDIT: Vader probably has special equipment used for evacuation, as well. Assuming he still has a dick and an asshole, of course. Lord knows how they'd take care of it otherwise.
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Pretty sure Vader eats something akin to baby food. (Robocop reference)
As to the OP Vader could just sit there and start saying things like: "I bet you never guessed who was coming to dinner."
"Don't be so proud of that gastrointestinal terror you've constructed Captain Solo. The power to lay the silent and deadly is insignificant compared to the power of the Force"
"Don't act so surprised your highness, you weren't going to finish that entire entree this time."
The tactless comments would go on until they lost it and begged to be tortured.
As to the OP Vader could just sit there and start saying things like: "I bet you never guessed who was coming to dinner."
"Don't be so proud of that gastrointestinal terror you've constructed Captain Solo. The power to lay the silent and deadly is insignificant compared to the power of the Force"
"Don't act so surprised your highness, you weren't going to finish that entire entree this time."
The tactless comments would go on until they lost it and begged to be tortured.
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I already asked this question a while ago, and Chuck answered in his usual, masterful manner.
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"Phil Skayhan" <phil@skayhan.net> wrote in message news:6CiB9.2448$f92.669@rcache1.news.cv.net... > > "Durandal" <DIESPAMdsorres@ilstu.edu> wrote in message > news:20021115193353251-0600@id-sorresso.user.dfncis.de... > > Ever wonder what happened right after Han, Leia, et al walked into that > > dining room with Vader at the head of the table in The Empire Strikes > > Back? Do you suppose that Vader, Boba Fett and Our Heroes sat down, had > > some lunch, and then Vader decided to start torturing them? > > Just curious. > > (Before Chuck gets to it and steals everyone's thunder) Would I do that? [Yes? --Ed.] > Vader: Would you like some tea? > > Han : Yes please > > Vader: How many lumps you want? > > Han: Oh three or four..... > > WhAM! WHAM! WHAM! WHAM! WHAM! > > Vader: Oops, one too many lumps....... > I picture Vader has a set-up like Dr. Evil with the little buttons for the chairs. Vader: [to Han] You're not eating. Han: The company is turning my stomach. Vader: Hmm. For that I'll send you to the torture chamber. [hits button and Han's chair tips and dumps him through a hole in the floor] Vader: [to Chewie] Chewie: [eats quickly] Vader: No one likes a pig. I'll send you to the sonic room. [hits button and Chewie disappears into the floor.] Vader: [to Leia] You think a princess and a guy like me- Leia: No. Vader: Insolent woman. I think I'll send you to Calrissian's quarters as his plaything. [hits button and Boba Fett falls through a hole] Leia: Oops. Vader: Oh! [hits comm unit] Piett, it's doing that thing again! Later... Han Solo's screams come through the door. Outside Boba Fett and Calrissian stare at each other uncomfortably, each knowing that anything said would only make things worse.
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After some minor political gossip, Vader gets annoyed with Solo's crass and plebian delivery that he throws a pie. Solo ducks and it hits Chewbacca instead, and he throws a pie back at Vader, who uses the Force to deflect it at Lando, which completely overturns his plateful of cocaine.
"Never fuck with a nigga's coke," Lando mumbles, and reaches into his cloak and pulls out a suede pouch with his own personal silver-plated .50-calibre pie in it, and chucks it at the Dark Lord. He laughs a little as Vader fumes, and after an awkward pause, EVERYONE starts throwing pies at each other!
Then Boba Fett gets some pie in his eye, and starts crying, and then Vader makes everyone sit down again and lectures them about proper etiquette: "Remember, it's all fun and games until someone loses an eye, or gets their planet blown up."
"Fuck you, asshole," Leia mutters.
"Never fuck with a nigga's coke," Lando mumbles, and reaches into his cloak and pulls out a suede pouch with his own personal silver-plated .50-calibre pie in it, and chucks it at the Dark Lord. He laughs a little as Vader fumes, and after an awkward pause, EVERYONE starts throwing pies at each other!
Then Boba Fett gets some pie in his eye, and starts crying, and then Vader makes everyone sit down again and lectures them about proper etiquette: "Remember, it's all fun and games until someone loses an eye, or gets their planet blown up."
"Fuck you, asshole," Leia mutters.
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Which still brings us to the question how he eats his food in there? Who brings it to him? A serving droid? He slaps on BLT from the ISD's mess hall onto his tray, peeking over the counter while the others in the mess pee in their pants at his presence? In his pod, does he crack open his helmet, put a napkin on his lap? Does he loosen his armor at the waist after a good meal?JME2 wrote:I asume he's able to eat normally within stasis areas like the one aboard the Executor.