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SW engines are steam powered!

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AOTC ICS: Jedi Starfighter wrote:Electromagnetic nozzle elements direct and pinch the relativistic thrust steam.
Without a shadow of a doubt, this means SW engines are steam powered. Therefore, they obviously cannot hope to compete with Trek ships, whose Impulse Engines are far more advanced. If all you fanatical, sex-deprived, small-testicled Warsies want 200 gigaton TLs, you must accept steam based engines as canon! Obviously, so-called 'hypermatter reactors' are in fact simple 20th century level coal-heated boilers. That's right! Coal! Against incredibly high-powered super-advanced Antimatter Reactors!

What's that you say? Nitpicking a typo? NO!! Canon!! CANON!!!!! TREK UBER ALLES!!!!

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Nope. One of the dictionary.com definitions...
3. Any exhalation. ``A steam og rich, distilled perfumes.'' --Milton.

Dry steam, steam which does not contain water held in suspension mechanically; -- sometimes applied to superheated steam.


Exhaust steam. See under Exhaust.
Whammo. Any exhalation, or exhaust, can count as steam. So nyah. The exhaust could be plasma for all we know.
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Even if it is just water vapor, it's relativistic water vapor. :P
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I thought it said "thrust stream" :?
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Icehawk wrote:I thought it said "thrust stream" :?
Check your copy, pointing at the starfighter's engine behind it. Mine definitely says 'thrust steam', i don't see how other copies would be different.
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Winston Blake wrote:
AOTC ICS: Jedi Starfighter wrote:Electromagnetic nozzle elements direct and pinch the relativistic thrust steam.
Without a shadow of a doubt, this means SW engines are steam powered. Therefore, they obviously cannot hope to compete with Trek ships, whose Impulse Engines are far more advanced. If all you fanatical, sex-deprived, small-testicled Warsies want 200 gigaton TLs, you must accept steam based engines as canon! Obviously, so-called 'hypermatter reactors' are in fact simple 20th century level coal-heated boilers. That's right! Coal! Against incredibly high-powered super-advanced Antimatter Reactors!

What's that you say? Nitpicking a typo? NO!! Canon!! CANON!!!!! TREK UBER ALLES!!!!

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hummm my copy saids "Stream"
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It says "steam" in my copy. But I would assume that it might be a typo. Seriously, use your God damn brain and try to see if "steam" makes any sense in the context than "stream". It doesn't.
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Well in my version it's "työntövoima" to retranslate that into thrust steam one needs quite vivid imagination for thrust stream no such thing is needed. (And I'm using the finnish translation if want to know.)
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Isn't he joking? :?
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Pcm979 wrote:Isn't he joking? :?
"What's that you say? Nitpicking a typo? NO!! Canon!! CANON!!!!! TREK UBER ALLES!!!!" and "[/rabid trekkie]" are pretty obvious hints. :lol:
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Must have skimmed over that part.
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Lord of the Farce wrote:
Pcm979 wrote:Isn't he joking? :?
"What's that you say? Nitpicking a typo? NO!! Canon!! CANON!!!!! TREK UBER ALLES!!!!" and "[/rabid trekkie]" are pretty obvious hints. :lol:
Dat's wot I thought. Some people seem to be taking it a leetle too seriously.
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Anyway, i guess they must've found the typo and fixed it after some were already sold.

BTW, I was about to prove i wasn't a complete idiot with this:
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omegaLancer wrote:
Winston Blake wrote:
AOTC ICS: Jedi Starfighter wrote:Electromagnetic nozzle elements direct and pinch the relativistic thrust steam.
Without a shadow of a doubt, this means SW engines are steam powered. Therefore, they obviously cannot hope to compete with Trek ships, whose Impulse Engines are far more advanced. If all you fanatical, sex-deprived, small-testicled Warsies want 200 gigaton TLs, you must accept steam based engines as canon! Obviously, so-called 'hypermatter reactors' are in fact simple 20th century level coal-heated boilers. That's right! Coal! Against incredibly high-powered super-advanced Antimatter Reactors!

What's that you say? Nitpicking a typo? NO!! Canon!! CANON!!!!! TREK UBER ALLES!!!!

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hummm my copy saids "Stream"
can ya check the back page to see if its a second edition then?
Cos' mine first and it says 'Steam'
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For the record, mine is the first American edition.
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Hmmm, i can't seem to see any indication of edition in the back pages of mine. Although interestingly, the acknowledgements for Curtis Saxton include a lot of SW debaters. Some i recognise are Bob Brown, Wayne Poe, Brian Young and Mike Wong.

Maybe one of the reasons darkstar hates the ICS is because he would have to accept that MW and other enemies are mentioned in a piece of SW canon...
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Winston Blake wrote:Hmmm, i can't seem to see any indication of edition in the back pages of mine. Although interestingly, the acknowledgements for Curtis Saxton include a lot of SW debaters. Some i recognise are Bob Brown, Wayne Poe, Brian Young and Mike Wong.

Maybe one of the reasons darkstar hates the ICS is because he would have to accept that MW and other enemies are mentioned in a piece of SW canon...
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Winston Blake wrote:Hmmm, i can't seem to see any indication of edition in the back pages of mine.
It should be up near the top, in the middle of all the business and copyright information.
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Thanks for a good laugh, guys.

And for the record, I assumed it was probably a joke before I even clicked on the topic. I just got a hilarious image of Astromech Droids shoveling coal into a furnace while singing.
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Winston Blake wrote:
AOTC ICS: Jedi Starfighter wrote:Electromagnetic nozzle elements direct and pinch the relativistic thrust steam.
Without a shadow of a doubt, this means SW engines are steam powered. Therefore, they obviously cannot hope to compete with Trek ships, whose Impulse Engines are far more advanced. If all you fanatical, sex-deprived, small-testicled Warsies want 200 gigaton TLs, you must accept steam based engines as canon! Obviously, so-called 'hypermatter reactors' are in fact simple 20th century level coal-heated boilers. That's right! Coal! Against incredibly high-powered super-advanced Antimatter Reactors!

What's that you say? Nitpicking a typo? NO!! Canon!! CANON!!!!! TREK UBER ALLES!!!!
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It most certainly IS a typo as the info on the Acclamator's engines says this
Eight electromagnetic thrust-vectoring panels deflect exhaust particle streams to provide turning force (pg 22).
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The Original Nex wrote:
Winston Blake wrote:
AOTC ICS: Jedi Starfighter wrote:Electromagnetic nozzle elements direct and pinch the relativistic thrust steam.
Without a shadow of a doubt, this means SW engines are steam powered. Therefore, they obviously cannot hope to compete with Trek ships, whose Impulse Engines are far more advanced. If all you fanatical, sex-deprived, small-testicled Warsies want 200 gigaton TLs, you must accept steam based engines as canon! Obviously, so-called 'hypermatter reactors' are in fact simple 20th century level coal-heated boilers. That's right! Coal! Against incredibly high-powered super-advanced Antimatter Reactors!

What's that you say? Nitpicking a typo? NO!! Canon!! CANON!!!!! TREK UBER ALLES!!!!
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It most certainly IS a typo as the info on the Acclamator's engines says this
Eight electromagnetic thrust-vectoring panels deflect exhaust particle streams to provide turning force (pg 22).
Of course it's a typo. I was joking.
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Spanky The Dolphin wrote:
Winston Blake wrote:Hmmm, i can't seem to see any indication of edition in the back pages of mine.
It should be up near the top, in the middle of all the business and copyright information.
All i can see that's relevant is "First published in Great Britain in 2002", but that doesn't really say what edition it is.
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Crazedwraith wrote:
omegaLancer wrote:
Winston Blake wrote: Without a shadow of a doubt, this means SW engines are steam powered. Therefore, they obviously cannot hope to compete with Trek ships, whose Impulse Engines are far more advanced. If all you fanatical, sex-deprived, small-testicled Warsies want 200 gigaton TLs, you must accept steam based engines as canon! Obviously, so-called 'hypermatter reactors' are in fact simple 20th century level coal-heated boilers. That's right! Coal! Against incredibly high-powered super-advanced Antimatter Reactors!

What's that you say? Nitpicking a typo? NO!! Canon!! CANON!!!!! TREK UBER ALLES!!!!

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It must be, but i have found nothing that tell me it is. I do have an earlier copy ( that I gave to my kids )that i purchase during the Star Trek expo at the Brooklyn museam it also has the typo "steam".... Hummm amazing that it slip past the proof readers...


hummm my copy saids "Stream"
can ya check the back page to see if its a second edition then?
Cos' mine first and it says 'Steam'
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Well I'll be damned, mike wong is listed in the list of people saxton would like to thank. :D
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Count me in the 'steam' crowd. First British Edition, BTW.
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