Bright light city gonna set my soul
Gonna set my soul on fire
Got a whole lot of money that's ready to burn,
So get those stakes up higher
There's a thousand pretty women waitin' out there
And they're all livin' devil may care
And i'm just the devil with love to spare
Viva las vegas, viva las vegas
How i wish that there were more
Than the twenty-four hours in the day
'cause even if there were forty more
I wouldn't sleep a minute away
Oh, there's black jack and poker and the roulette wheel
A fortune won and lost on ev'ry deal
All you need's a strong heart and a nerve of steel
Viva las vegas, viva las vegas
Viva las vegas with you neon flashin'
And your one armbandits crashin'
All those hopes down the drain
Viva las vegas turnin' day into nighttime
Turnin' night into daytime
If you see it once
You'll never be the same again
I'm gonna keep on the run
I'm gonna have me some fun
If it costs me my very last dime
If i wind up broke up well
I'll always remember that i had a swingin' time
I'm gonna give it ev'rything i've got
Lady luck please let the dice stay hot
Let me shout a seven with ev'ry shot
Viva las vegas, viva las vegas,
Viva, viva las vegas!
Augustus wrote:So will we start have Arafat sightings after he is offically declared deceased?
I took a shit this morning and saw Arafat's face in the turds. Praise Allah!
aerius: I'll vote for you if you sleep with me. Lusankya: Deal!
Say, do you want it to be a threesome with your wife? Or a foursome with your wife and sister-in-law? I'm up for either.
I read in today's paper(Salt Lake Tribune) that Arafat's wife just went on a rant about how her husband's still alive and Palestinian leaders are going to France "to bury her husband alive."
“It is possible to commit no mistakes and still lose. That is not a weakness. That is life.” -Jean-Luc Picard
"Men are afraid that women will laugh at them. Women are afraid that men will kill them." -Margaret Atwood
Whoever they 'announce' as sucessor wont matter a bit. Theres captains and others in the PA organization who've been waiting for Arafat's death for years.
Its going to turn to shit for a while. It will probably reveal the PA for what it really is, a mock up front for a bunch of crooks and terrorists who care not for the safety of the Palestinian people but just for their own crooked ends.....
I think after this passes, though, the outlook for the Palestinians could be bright.
EBC: Mississippi Division Sleeper Unit "The Sad Weimaraners".
Flakin wrote:I think after this passes, though, the outlook for the Palestinians could be bright.
[Shep] Bright as in instant sunshine from multiple thermonuclear devices being airbursted over Palestine? [/Shep]
Damn, this nuke-happy thing is infectious.
aerius: I'll vote for you if you sleep with me. Lusankya: Deal!
Say, do you want it to be a threesome with your wife? Or a foursome with your wife and sister-in-law? I'm up for either.
Guardsman Bass wrote:I read in today's paper(Salt Lake Tribune) that Arafat's wife just went on a rant about how her husband's still alive and Palestinian leaders are going to France "to bury her husband alive."
FRENCH MORTICIAN: Bring out your dead! Bring out your dead! clang*
PALESTINIAN OFFICIAL: Here's one- ninepence.
ARAFAT: I'm not dead!
FRENCH MORTICIAN: What?
PALESTINIAN OFFICIAL: Nothing- here's your ninepence.
ARAFAT: I'm not dead!
FRENCH MORTICIAN: Here- he says he's not dead!
OFFICIAL: Yes, he is.
ARAFAT: I'm not!
MORTICIAN: He isn't.
OFFICIAL: Well, he will be soon, he's very ill.
ARAFAT: I'm getting better!
OFFICIAL: No, you're not- you'll be stone dead in a moment.
And our top story tonight: PLO Chairman Yassar Arafat is still Un-Dead.
When ballots have fairly and constitutionally decided, there can be no successful appeal back to bullets.
—Abraham Lincoln
People pray so that God won't crush them like bugs.
—Dr. Gregory House
Oil an emergency?! It's about time, Brigadier, that the leaders of this planet of yours realised that to remain dependent upon a mineral slime simply doesn't make sense.
—The Doctor "Terror Of The Zygons" (1975)
Patrick Degan wrote:And our top story tonight: PLO Chairman Yassar Arafat is still Un-Dead.
Un-dead?
Zombie Arafat sends an ultimatum to Israel. The PLO wants braaaaaaaains!
DPDarkPrimus is my boyfriend!
SDNW4 Nation: The Refuge And, on Nova Terra, Al-Stan the Totally and Completely Honest and Legitimate Weapons Dealer and Used Starship Salesman slept on a bed made of money, with a blaster under his pillow and his sombrero pulled over his face. This is to say, he slept very well indeed.
Patrick Degan wrote:And our top story tonight: PLO Chairman Yassar Arafat is still Un-Dead.
Un-dead?
Have you seen him of late? He hasn't looked alive for a little while.
"Oh no, oh yeah, tell me how can it be so fair
That we dying younger hiding from the police man over there
Just for breathing in the air they wanna leave me in the chair
Electric shocking body rocking beat streeting me to death"
- A.B. Original, Report to the Mist
"I think it’s the duty of the comedian to find out where the line is drawn and cross it deliberately."
- George Carlin
The Yosemite Bear wrote:well neither has keith richards....
I like to think of him as more of a heavenly spirit, not the undead.
"Oh no, oh yeah, tell me how can it be so fair
That we dying younger hiding from the police man over there
Just for breathing in the air they wanna leave me in the chair
Electric shocking body rocking beat streeting me to death"
- A.B. Original, Report to the Mist
"I think it’s the duty of the comedian to find out where the line is drawn and cross it deliberately."
- George Carlin
