Arafat is finally dead. i think

Augustus · Post by **Augustus** » 2004-11-09 11:58am

Heritic!

Reuters Says the Glorious Leader is Still Alive!!!!

MKSheppard · Post by **MKSheppard** » 2004-11-09 11:59am

Ya sure Crackpot?

MKSheppard · Post by **MKSheppard** » 2004-11-09 11:59am

Augustus wrote:Heritic!

Reuters Says the Glorious Leader is Still Alive!!!!

Don't you mean Al-Reuters

Admiral Valdemar · Post by **Admiral Valdemar** » 2004-11-09 12:00pm

Jez-us! This guy has been dead and alive more times than now... He's like the Schroedinger's cat of politics.

Augustus · Post by **Augustus** » 2004-11-09 12:00pm

MKSheppard wrote:
Augustus wrote:Heritic!

Reuters Says the Glorious Leader is Still Alive!!!!
Don't you mean Al-Reuters

I did say heritic...come on give me some credit

J · Post by J » 2004-11-09 12:02pm

An hour ago CNN was saying he went from a coma to a deeper coma, and his chances of recovering were slim. Maybe it's for real this time, but it sounds just like the last time.

Post by **fgalkin** » 2004-11-09 12:26pm

He's dead! He's not dead! He's dead! He's not dead! He's dead! He's not dead, I say! And I say he's dead! And I say he's not! When I say he's dead, I mean he's dead! *shoots comatose Arafat* He's still not dead. It's all evil Zionist imperialist propaganda! Oh, there are no Americans in Baghdad, too!

Have a very nice day.
-fgalkin

ReinnResauq · Post by **ReinnResauq** » 2004-11-09 01:16pm

It doesn't matter whether he's dead now or not. He's old and he has Parkinson's Disease. I'd bet if he's not dead yet, he's got six months tops. It's not as if he can do a damn thing at this point. Like the Pope, the guy is just a figurehead.

Falkenhayn · Post by **Falkenhayn** » 2004-11-09 01:32pm

ReinnResauq wrote:It doesn't matter whether he's dead now or not. He's old and he has Parkinson's Disease. I'd bet if he's not dead yet, he's got six months tops. It's not as if he can do a damn thing at this point. Like the Pope, the guy is just a figurehead.

Didn't know that. Since when?

ReinnResauq · Post by **ReinnResauq** » 2004-11-09 02:00pm

Falkenhayn wrote:
ReinnResauq wrote:It doesn't matter whether he's dead now or not. He's old and he has Parkinson's Disease. I'd bet if he's not dead yet, he's got six months tops. It's not as if he can do a damn thing at this point. Like the Pope, the guy is just a figurehead.
Didn't know that. Since when?

Ok, just looked it up, he doesn't. I'd heard that he had it years ago from somewhere (some news magazine I think) and never bothered to verify that.

The Aliens · Post by **The Aliens** » 2004-11-09 03:35pm

CTV says he's alive and kicking, according to the Palestinian Foreign Minister. Baghdad Bob syndrome?

Stormbringer · Post by **Stormbringer** » 2004-11-09 03:48pm

Just drive a stake through his heart, cram his cake hole with garlic, and decapitate him. That'll settle the bastard.

JME2 · Post by **JME2** » 2004-11-09 03:58pm

Stormbringer wrote:Just drive a stake through his heart, cram his cake hole with garlic, and decapitate him. That'll settle the bastard.

Petrosjko · Post by **Petrosjko** » 2004-11-09 04:02pm

Okay, the betting pool starts here. I'm putting in for an official death report on 11/12 1700 GMT.

Admiral Valdemar · Post by **Admiral Valdemar** » 2004-11-09 04:07pm

Petrosjko wrote:Okay, the betting pool starts here. I'm putting in for an official death report on 11/12 1700 GMT.

How about 24/12, that way it makes Christmas day that much more special.

Tranan · Post by **Tranan** » 2004-11-09 04:14pm

I bet ge vill live fore wever like his pal kim yong ill.

Petrosjko · Post by **Petrosjko** » 2004-11-09 04:15pm

Admiral Valdemar wrote:
Petrosjko wrote:Okay, the betting pool starts here. I'm putting in for an official death report on 11/12 1700 GMT.
How about 24/12, that way it makes Christmas day that much more special.

Hey, it's your bet. Place it wherever you want.

Petrosjko · Post by **Petrosjko** » 2004-11-09 04:16pm

Tranan wrote:I bet ge vill live fore wever like his pal kim yong ill.

Kim Il Sung didn't, unless you listen to those scandalous rumors about brains in jars and so on.

Bob the Gunslinger · Post by **Bob the Gunslinger** » 2004-11-09 04:24pm

Dead! Not Dead! I wish he would just make up his mind already!

Seggybop · Post by **Seggybop** » 2004-11-09 04:39pm

Arafat is way too cool to get killed. I'm sure the current secrecy is a cover for the affixation of his new Castro-type robot body.

JME2 · Post by **JME2** » 2004-11-09 04:48pm

Petrosjko wrote:
Tranan wrote:I bet ge vill live fore wever like his pal kim yong ill.
Kim Il Sung didn't, unless you listen to those scandalous rumors about brains in jars and so on.

Unless you're saying that both bodies are being controlled by super-intelligent cockroaches...

Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi · Post by **Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi** » 2004-11-09 04:55pm

I have that feeling that he's going to be deemed dead by this time next week, only to wake up 10 years later and reveal that he's still alive.

Admiral Valdemar · Post by **Admiral Valdemar** » 2004-11-09 04:59pm

He was supposed to be dead last Thursday, but somehow he's resurrected himself numerous times and gone from being in a coma to being stable to being alive and kicking.

Petrosjko · Post by **Petrosjko** » 2004-11-09 05:07pm

JME2 wrote:
Petrosjko wrote:
Tranan wrote:I bet ge vill live fore wever like his pal kim yong ill.
Kim Il Sung didn't, unless you listen to those scandalous rumors about brains in jars and so on.
Unless you're saying that both bodies are being controlled by super-intelligent cockroaches...

Oh geez, do you work for B&B? The grand cockroach conspiracy isn't supposed to come to light until the TNG era.

Fucking continuity shit all over again...