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Baby Hamas!

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At this critical point in world history when the stakes couldn’t be higher...

When the fate of the world is in the balance...

When the infedels violate the Holy lands...

When you don't think Allah is listening...

When there is only one person to depend on...

You can call...


Baby Hamas!

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Please tell me that's Photoshop. Please.
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Yay for hate!
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Admiral Valdemar wrote:Please tell me that's Photoshop. Please.
Hahahahah

You wish.

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Allahu akbar, brothers! Let's send this child to blow himself up, and be paid $50. He will kill many Zionist infidels and will spend his eternity hoping to reach puberty so he can fuck those virgins! Truly Allah is great!

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They are just trying to one up the Christians. How else do you trump the Children's Crusade?
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Imperial Overlord wrote:They are just trying to one up the Christians. How else do you trump the Children's Crusade?
didn't they all die of starvation before stepping foot in the holy land?
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Col. Crackpot wrote:
Imperial Overlord wrote:They are just trying to one up the Christians. How else do you trump the Children's Crusade?
didn't they all die of starvation before stepping foot in the holy land?
And getting sold into slavery and such.
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Imperial Overlord wrote:They are just trying to one up the Christians. How else do you trump the Children's Crusade?
Haha, can't talk about Islamic extremism being bad without bringing up obscure Christian excesses from 700 years ago, can we? Anyway, I believe the children's crusade was pacifistic. And they all got sold into slavery by Byzantines. Or something.

Those pajamas look so silly. They should get some real uniforms.
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:wtf:

Children's Crusade was....obscure? Ahem.
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Uther wrote:Anyway, I believe the children's crusade was pacifistic. And they all got sold into slavery by Byzantines. Or something.
further proof that in real life, pascifists are brutally crushed.
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White Haven wrote::wtf:

Children's Crusade was....obscure? Ahem.
Yes, yes it was. I bet hmmm 5% of Americans have heard of it. And like 15% of Brits (ok maybe more but I bet not).
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And 100% of people posting on this thread. :D
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All I can say about that, is that's the reason peace with the Palestinians is the next best thing to impossible. They've got way to many brainwashed lunatics and they keep teaching the young to hate as they do. Until that changes it doesn't matter what Israel does.
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It's an improvement from dressing up a baby with live explosives.
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Uther wrote:
White Haven wrote::wtf:

Children's Crusade was....obscure? Ahem.
Yes, yes it was. I bet hmmm 5% of Americans have heard of it. And like 15% of Brits (ok maybe more but I bet not).
That's good, considering that it never actually happened.
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The Straight Dope on the Children's Crusade:

http://www.straightdope.com/columns/040409.html
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Uther wrote:
White Haven wrote::wtf:

Children's Crusade was....obscure? Ahem.
Yes, yes it was. I bet hmmm 5% of Americans have heard of it. And like 15% of Brits (ok maybe more but I bet not).
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Imperial Overlord wrote:They are just trying to one up the Christians. How else do you trump the Children's Crusade?
It's quite easy to trump something that never happened. :roll:
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Read the fucking link. It happened. Did you stop halfway down the fucking page?
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Those sorts of pictures don't shock me anymore. Those people have been that way for hundreds of years and the few peaceful folk among them are often silenced or intimidated, so this is what we always end up seeing, sad really. When you teach a child to hate from so young, that child knows of nothing else. Hence that child is now ready to kill innocent men women and children who wait at bus stops or who go out for a family meal. Pathetic :roll:

What a glorious and noble cause [/sarcasm]
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Uther wrote:Yes, yes it was. I bet hmmm 5% of Americans have heard of it. And like 15% of Brits (ok maybe more but I bet not).
Though, recall 40% of americans believe the world is 10k years old...
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Keevan_Colton wrote:
Uther wrote:Yes, yes it was. I bet hmmm 5% of Americans have heard of it. And like 15% of Brits (ok maybe more but I bet not).
Though, recall 40% of americans believe the world is 10k years old...
and 90% of Scots think boiled entrails stuffed into sheep stomach is an appetizing meal.... :P
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Col. Crackpot wrote:
Keevan_Colton wrote:
Uther wrote:Yes, yes it was. I bet hmmm 5% of Americans have heard of it. And like 15% of Brits (ok maybe more but I bet not).
Though, recall 40% of americans believe the world is 10k years old...
and 90% of Scots think boiled entrails stuffed into sheep stomach is an appetizing meal.... :P
Hey, most of europe and a good deal of america is fine with sausages...dont fuck with us just because we made one our national dish! Besides, our real national dish is Haggis, Neeps and Tatties, served with a wee dram...because, to be honest you need the whiskey to face the meal... ;)
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Looks badass look

Say, its carnival here soon and an Hamas uniform looks pretty cool. Wonder if they would send one if I asked nicely
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