Tara Reid's botched boob job (not work safe)

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For more of this type of stuff check out this site http://www.awfulplasticsurgery.com/, they go through some efforts to confirm their stuff, really suprising how "unnatural" most of natural looking stars are. And how ridiculously bad work other stars get. :P
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I love that third pic. She hasn´t even recognized what´s going on, is still smiling and wondering - with a trace of confused pride - why the hell the photographers are taking pictures like there´s no tomorrow.

That said, i´d do her despite the scar. everyone who claims otherwise is either female, gay of a liar.
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salm wrote:That said, i´d do her despite the scar. everyone who claims otherwise is either female, gay of a liar.
The disgusting part aside, I wouldn't do her because intelligence is an aphrodisiac and looking at her titties, I'd be consistantly reminded about how dumb she is.
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Howedar wrote:Dumb bitch, they were perfect before.
How do you know? Is there some evidence for this claim?

To me it looks like the problem probably predated the mutilation--er, surgery, and was only exaggerated by the implants and scars.

BTW, I wonder what was going through her head. "My it's drafty out here."
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Superman wrote:The nipple kind of seems to be off to the side, too.
Yeah, it looks like the scar dragged the nipple along with it giving it an ugly look.
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Too bad, because they have very nice shape.
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salm wrote:I love that third pic. She hasn´t even recognized what´s going on, is still smiling and wondering - with a trace of confused pride - why the hell the photographers are taking pictures like there´s no tomorrow.

That said, i´d do her despite the scar. everyone who claims otherwise is either female, gay of a liar.
Not my type. I would do her but she is very far down my list. This just dropped her even further.
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Bob the Gunslinger wrote:
Howedar wrote:Dumb bitch, they were perfect before.
How do you know? Is there some evidence for this claim?
Watch the movie "Body Shots" (Haven't seen it either) or look for topless pics of her. She pretty ruined a perfectly nice pair of tits.
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Bob the Gunslinger wrote:How do you know? Is there some evidence for this claim?
Evidence? Are we in some scientific debate here? We're talking about tits man. Keep your head in the game.
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Darth Garden Gnome wrote:
Bob the Gunslinger wrote:How do you know? Is there some evidence for this claim?
Evidence? Are we in some scientific debate here? We're talking about tits man. Keep your head in the game.
I think he was fishing for some comparisson photos. :D
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http://www.jonmega.com/gallery/Tara_Reid_Oops if you want really big pictures of it
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Here are some before vidcaps: (read descriptions)

http://www.celebritymoviearchive.com/tour/name.php/297
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ReinnResauq wrote:The disgusting part aside, I wouldn't do her because intelligence is an aphrodisiac and looking at her titties, I'd be consistantly reminded about how dumb she is.
:lol: I love it when virgins state what they think are high standards, but in reality are completely fake. AS IF you'd be thinking about a chicks intelligence after getting her titties out in the open.
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Indeed. That's Tara fucking Reid. As *if* you wouldn't do her, just because one of her titties is a bit scarred. SHALLOW! :P
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Thats just sad, there was nothing wrong with her breasts preop then she had to go and ruin them..
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I love it when virgins state what they think are high standards, but in reality are completely fake. AS IF you'd be thinking about a chicks intelligence after getting her titties out in the open.
The most ironic part is that in their efforts to prove how "unshallow" they are, they prove the exact opposite. You wouldn't become intimate with a girl just because she had her boobs done? No matter what her personality is like? Superficial, I say!
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ReinnResauq wrote:
salm wrote:That said, i´d do her despite the scar. everyone who claims otherwise is either female, gay of a liar.
The disgusting part aside, I wouldn't do her because intelligence is an aphrodisiac and looking at her titties, I'd be consistantly reminded about how dumb she is.
hahaha. :lol:

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ReinnResauq wrote: The disgusting part aside, I wouldn't do her because intelligence is an aphrodisiac and looking at her titties, I'd be consistantly reminded about how dumb she is.
Wait, let me get this strait....you're telling us, that if you walked into your room, and Tara Reid is laying on your bed, and she tells you that she's ready for a night of wild monkey sex...you would tell her to get out, because you think she's dumb, and she has a few scars on her boob? :wtf: Shit son, if that's the case, be sure to send her to my house.
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Now now, guys. He's probably young. Let his idealism become crushed naturally.

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Darth Garden Gnome wrote:
Bob the Gunslinger wrote:How do you know? Is there some evidence for this claim?
Evidence? Are we in some scientific debate here? We're talking about tits man. Keep your head in the game.
I was trying to be subtle and witty.
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Lord Pounder wrote:You failed.
Not really. I was apparently too subtle for Darth Garden gnome, not subtle enough for you. It's hard to please everyone.
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Don't worry, Bob, I got it. And, really, I'm all that matters.
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SPOOFE wrote:Don't worry, Bob, I got it. And, really, I'm all that matters.
How do you know? Is there some evidence for this claim?
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SPOOFE wrote:Don't worry, Bob, I got it. And, really, I'm all that matters.
That makes me feel better... not that it matters, apparently. :wink:
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