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No Blood for Cocoa?

November 7, 2004
by Joe Mariani

A unilateral invasion without the permission of the United Nations. Thousands of civilian deaths. Mass graves uncovered. A foreign power imposing its will on a xenophobic, restless, resentful populace. Massive protests in the streets against the meddling foreigners, calling their leader a "terrorist" and "enslaver." More troops pouring in, desperately trying to keep order and failing. Widespread fear of a quagmire. Whole segments of the population begging President Bush to help them expel the hated French invaders...

Hang on... what was that last part again?

On 19 September 2002, Côte d'Ivoire (Ivory Coast) erupted into civil war. Two separate rebel factions fought each other and the government for control of the African nation, which produces about 43% of the world's cocoa. Both the Popular Ivorian Movement for the Far West (MPIGO) and the Ivory Coast Patriotic Movement (MPCI) attempted to overthrow President Laurent Gbagbo, taking control of the largely Muslim northern part of the country. At least one of the rebel groups (MCPI) may have ties to the neighboring country of Burkina Faso. The rebels claim to be loyal to the country's former leader, General Robert Guei, who seized power in a military coup in 1999 but lost power in the election of 2001. He died on the first day of fighting, but the various insurrections continued. A few hundred French paratroopers entered the country to protect the 19,000 French nationals living there, but soon found themselves battling the rebels. American Special Forces landed as well, but only to evacuate trapped students from an American school. Over 1,000 French troops set up a "buffer zone" to divide the country in half in October 2002, but it had little effect. French troops put down protesters with tear-gas as they chanted "Down with France" and "Chirac the enslaver."

A third major rebel group emerged by January 2003 -- the Movement for Peace and Justice (MJP). They absorbed MPIGO, but continued the fighting. The other main group, the MCPI, signed a cease-fire with the Ivorian government. With the emergence of new rebel groups and political parties, the fractured nation had over ten sides to the war by that time. The French government drew up a peace plan that divided the Ivorian President's power. The Linas-Marcoussis Peace Accord created a new cabinet, which would draw members from various opposition parties and rebel groups, and declared that Gbagbo may not run for office again. When Gbagbo and the leaders of several groups signed the plan, the populace erupted in protest against the French. Carrying signs declaring "Chirac is a terrorist" and declaring that "he is killing democracy in Ivory Coast" while begging the US to help expel the French troops, over 100,000 Ivorians marched for four days in the nation's economic capitol, Abidjan, even bombing the French Embassy. President Gbagbo declared the plan he signed to be "null and void."

Finally, in February 2003, the United Nations quietly passed a resolution agreeing to the deployment of the French troops that had been there for five months already. Remember the huge outcry by American Liberals against the unilateral French invasion of Côte d'Iviore? Don't feel badly -- neither do I. Keep in mind that this was the same time period during which the French (and Liberals) were condemning the 46-nation Coalition of the Willing for the "unilateral" invasion of Iraq. By March 2003, there were over 3,000 French troops attempting to put down the rebellion and protect the peace treaty, to no avail. France continued to send troops, and by July 2003, a shaky peace was declared, protected by the 4,000 French troops in the country by then. But the protests, if not the fighting, continued.

After Ivorian security forces fired on protesters in March 2004, the rebel groups and the main opposition party withdrew from the government in protest themselves, but rejoined the government after two days of talks. 6,000 UN peacekeeping troops were deployed. The country has been relatively quiet since, except for the discovery of mass graves as fighting between rebel factions continues. Now the virulently anti-French protests continue amid escalating violence in Côte d'Ivoire. French troops fought Ivorian soldiers and angry mobs alike, after Ivorian planes killed 9 French soldiers and one American. The French retaliated by destroying the Ivorian planes and helicopters. On 6 November 2004, Reuters reported:

Mob violence erupted in Ivory Coast's national commercial capital, Abidjan, upon France's retaliation, sending thousands of angry loyalists armed with machetes, axes and clubs out into the streets in fiery rampages in search of French targets.
"French go home!" loyalist mobs shouted, as thousands set fire to at least two French schools and tried to storm a French military base, seeking out French civilians as French and Ivory Coast forces briefly traded gunfire.
"Everybody get your Frenchman!" young men screamed to each other, swinging machetes.

How long will it be, I wonder, before the French ask for our help? What should we tell them? Should we say that our own troops are busy fighting in Iraq -- you remember, the place you refused to send troops when we asked for help? Should we remind them that the last time they got in over their heads and asked for American aid was in a place called Dien Bien Phu in 1954, and we'd rather not repeat history? The French loss at Dien Bien Phu led to Vietnam being split in two, and America, having already become invested in the outcome, was almost inexorably drawn into the conflict between North and South. Will we turn our backs on the French in Côte d'Iviore as they continue to do in Iraq, even after the emergence of a democratic government? Jacques Chirac is still trying to cause trouble by snubbing Iraqi Prime Minister Ayad Allawi. Chirac skipped out on greeting him in Brussels to visit dying terrorist Yasser Arafat.

The question is, can we turn our backs on the Ivorians if they need our help? On the other hand, can we deal with more anti-war protesters in the streets of New York, this time chanting "No Blood For Cocoa?"

Joe Mariani
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NO BLOOD FOR COCOA!

This is an unjust war driven by the demands of the chocolate corporations to feed the wastefull demands of western imperialists so that Rob Dalton can eat his chocolate donuts with impunity!
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I bet Godiva is a big Bush contributor! Wasn't Cheney on their board before Halliburton!
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MKSheppard wrote:Remember the huge outcry by American Liberals against the unilateral French invasion of Côte d'Iviore? Don't feel badly -- neither do I. Keep in mind that this was the same time period during which the French (and Liberals) were condemning the 46-nation Coalition of the Willing for the "unilateral" invasion of Iraq.
More evidence, in my mind, that the media as a whole has near-direct control over what the average person cares about. Not everything one person cares about, and certainly not directly what anyone's position is on a subject, but events that are constantly on television news and seep into magazines and such will necessarily get massively more attention by the public than something you'll find on page A12 of your local newspaper.
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You know, there is a bit of a difference between being drawn into a civil war in a country in which a lot of your people happen to live, and sitting down one day and deciding to invade another country.
More evidence, in my mind, that the media as a whole has near-direct control over what the average person cares about. Not everything one person cares about, and certainly not directly what anyone's position is on a subject, but events that are constantly on television news and seep into magazines and such will necessarily get massively more attention by the public than something you'll find on page A12 of your local newspaper.
As to this, I expect it goes both ways. I imagine this story wouldn't be writen quite like this if anti-french feeling wasn't so high.
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How many French citizens in the Irovy Coast before the shotting started if I may ask?
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frigidmagi wrote:How many French citizens in the Irovy Coast before the shotting started if I may ask?
19.000 according to the article, I've seen as high as 24.000 in other places. Why they chose to stay in a african shithole I don't understand, but the number is too high to allow for a simple evacuation.
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The article says 19,000.

Hold on, folks, France invaded something? They're winning? They're not surrendering? They have a military, even?! :wtf: What is the world coming to?

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fgalkin wrote:The article says 19,000.

Hold on, folks, France invaded something? They're winning? They're not surrendering? They have a military, even?! :wtf: What is the world coming to?
French evacuations in Ivory Coast






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The reason why so many Frenchies are there is because France still has an
informal colonial empire in Africa, backed up by "peacekeepers" and French
money.
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Actually, the country is, or at least was for a long time far less of a shithole then the rest of the region, that's why this whole rebellion is really unfortunate.
MKSheppard wrote:The reason why so many Frenchies are there is because France still has an
informal colonial empire in Africa, backed up by "peacekeepers" and French
money.
Well in Ivory Coast they actually have a permanent military base, which has been there since the country became independent. 20,000 people though, really isn't that many.
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what happened to Australia invasion for oil?
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Cocoa.... I thought the planet was called cacao.
What's her bust size!?

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Shinova wrote:Cocoa.... I thought the planet was called cacao.
So did I.

But for some it's called "cocoa beans". It's a bit like calling wheat "flour stalks", but whatever.
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