I listen to Banned music (or unique FCC protest)

Post by **The Yosemite Bear** » 2004-11-11 05:20pm

ok, set up a banned music list of pre existing songs that are not allowed under current FCC registration, and if possible why

The Rolling Stones:
Satisfaction: courus "I can't get no Girly Action"
verses: Well I'm trying to make some girl, and she tells me comeback maybe next week because you see I'm on a loosing streak.
Stupid Girl
Gimme Shelter (Rape, Murder, Incest)
Let it Bleed (canabalism, drugs, etc)
Stray Cat Blues (sex with minors)
Jigsaw Puzzel
Midnight Rambler (glorifies serial killers)
Sympathy for the Devil

Robert Johnson
Hellhounds on my trail
38-20 blues

this is just me beginning the thread

Title edited for spelling -Beowulf

Tsyroc · Post by **Tsyroc** » 2004-11-11 05:48pm

I'm pretty sure that there is a "Who the fuck are you" in The Who's Who Are You and that gets played plenty by my local radio station. I think it's been one of those things that people miss because it's not in the lyrics sheet because it's the lead singer who sings it instead of the people who are doing the chorus at the same time.

I also like a lot of ZZ Top's stuff that gets plenty of airplay without any consequence. Just what do they mean by Tube Snake Boogie and Pearl Necklace? Then there's Tush and La Grange which sort of gives directions to a whore house.

Nazareth - Hair of the Dog or the less than spectacular G-N-R version where Axl blows a load everytime he gets to "son of a bitch" while singing the song. Both of those have been on the radio but there was a time when I could have sworn that no one ever played anything by Nazareth except Love Hurts.

Type O Negative's Black No 1. has to be pushing it even in the shorter version (implied necrofilia) but the original long version definately has the line, "Fucking you was like fucking the dead". Not FCC friendly.

Ozzy - Mr. Tinkertrain I know it can be taken a differnet way depending whether he's speaking to an adult but that song definately sounds like the guy is a pedofile. The video didn't make it any clearer since it's just Ozzy singing it.

Guns-N-Roses - Just slap on Appetite for Destruction sooner or later you'll hit the "f-word" or something else that someone is bound to find offensive. It's So Easy in particular comes to mind.

You're Crazy - the version off of Lies That one would get tons of FCC fines before it's done.

A good song to taunt the FCC with is Kiss' I Just Wanna off of Revenge

Post by **The Yosemite Bear** » 2004-11-11 06:06pm

let's see Morrisette's Jagged little pill would be severly cut....

My Country Joe, and D00rs live definatly has to go.
(give me an F!), (Well someone's hasseling us, and they have signs that say "Protect and Serve" so the're condoms, I say FUCK EM)

Tsyroc · Post by **Tsyroc** » 2004-11-11 06:14pm

How could I forget the radio friendly but FCC taunting Big Balls[/i by AC/DC

I'm upper, upper class high society
God's gift to ballroom notoriety
And I always fill my ballroom
The event is never small
All the social papers say I've got the biggest balls of all

CHORUS
I've got big balls
I've got big balls
And they're such big balls
Dirty big balls
And he's got big balls,
And she's got big balls,
But we've got the biggest balls of them all!

And my balls are always bouncing
My ballroom always full
And everybody comes and comes again
If your name is on the guest list
No one can take you higher
Everybody says I've got great balls of fire!

CHORUS

Some balls are held for charity
And some for fancy dress
But when they're held for pleasure,
They're the balls that I like best.
And my balls are always bouncing,
To the left and to the right.
It's my belief that my big balls should be held every night.

CHORUS

And I'm just itching to tell you about them
Oh, we have such wonderful fun
Seafood cocktail
Crabs
Crayfish

Oh, and don't forget The Stroke by Billy Squier

Post by **The Yosemite Bear** » 2004-11-11 06:16pm

your forgetting turning Japanese, I touch myself, and this one goes out to the one I love.

Keevan_Colton · Post by **Keevan_Colton** » 2004-11-11 06:33pm

Tsyroc wrote:Type O Negative's Black No 1. has to be pushing it even in the shorter version (implied necrofilia) but the original long version definately has the line, "Fucking you was like fucking the dead". Not FCC friendly.

*chuckles* Come on 4 out of 5 Type O songs are likely to have the FCC giving a resounding ":wtf:" if only they could make out all the lyrics...need I add Christian Woman and Wolf Moon as just a couple more examples?

Tsyroc · Post by **Tsyroc** » 2004-11-11 06:38pm

Keevan_Colton wrote: *chuckles* Come on 4 out of 5 Type O songs are likely to have the FCC giving a resounding ":wtf:" if only they could make out all the lyrics...need I add Christian Woman and Wolf Moon as just a couple more examples?

Good point.

They also win brownie points for the original cover to Origin of the Feces being out for awhile before the big box fundiemarts relized what the picture was of.

darthdavid · Post by **darthdavid** » 2004-11-11 10:09pm

in the Apocolypse Now version of The End by the Doors Jim Morrison says "fuck" repeatedly. Admitably the sucktastic radiostations in my area never play any doors so I don't know how much that song gets air time, but that can't be allowed by the FCC's rules.

egyptfrk · Post by **egyptfrk** » 2004-11-12 12:31am

Nirvana "Rape Me"
and lest we forget Korn's A.D.I.D.A.S (All Day I Dream About Sex)

The Cleric · Post by **The Cleric** » 2004-11-12 12:36am

Mrs. CmdrWilkens wrote:and lest we forget Korn's A.D.I.D.A.S (All Day I Dream About Sex)

I love KoRn. I need all of their CD's.

Post by **The Yosemite Bear** » 2004-11-12 02:26am

Red Hot Chili Peppers
Ice T
and a few others would be in the mandatory list

Lynerd Skynerd: What's you name
smell of death

Einhander Sn0m4n · Post by **Einhander Sn0m4n** » 2004-11-12 03:47am

Anything by Corporate Avenger I'm sure of. Any song that has anything to do with marijuana (I have a bunch of those, and yes, one of em is by Corporate Avenger). Other than that, too many to list: I may very well just post my entire Winamp playlist!

salm · Post by **salm** » 2004-11-12 07:30am

Einhander Sn0m4n wrote:Any song that has anything to do with marijuana

haha, so 90 percent of rap and all hippie songs are banned?

Col. Crackpot · Post by **Col. Crackpot** » 2004-11-12 07:33am

none of these songs are banned. Just this morning i heard Jeremy by pearl jam unedited "he's a harmless little fuck. "...Oh but we unleashed the lion. Gnashed his teeth, bit the recess lady's breast. how could i forget...."

Post by **The Yosemite Bear** » 2004-11-12 12:53pm

John Lennon: you think your so clever, classless and free. But your still fuckin peasants as far as I can see.-working class hero.

General Zod · Post by **General Zod** » 2004-11-12 01:34pm

basically just put on any of NIN's live albums. the sheer frequency they use the word 'fuck' in would make the FCC cringe.

Post by **The Yosemite Bear** » 2004-11-12 04:00pm

and you can have it all my empire of shit