I hate myself and want to die.

[Master of Ossus]

Tosho, you can't unilaterally choose your girlfriend. People sort of mutually choose each other. Cheer up, hang around people, see if you can spot a girl sending you signs of interest, and then respond. But you can't make somebody want you if they don't.

Good advice. Another thing I sometimes told my students is that, painful as it is, it is easier to change one's own feelings about someone else than it is to change their feelings about you.

[Zaia]

You said something about how she kept you from taking your own life a few times.... Does this mean that she was a friend first and then you fell in love with her? If so, I have a story to tell.......

[Master of Ossus]

You said something about how she kept you from taking your own life a few times.... Does this mean that she was a friend first and then you fell in love with her? If so, I have a story to tell.......

Who cares? Everyone here likes hearing stories. Tell yours, anyway.

[Darth Wong]

Does the story involve group or anal sex?

[Ted]

You said something about how she kept you from taking your own life a few times.... Does this mean that she was a friend first and then you fell in love with her? If so, I have a story to tell.......

Oh? Do tell...

BTW, I've had pretty close experience with suicide, almost succeded, in hospital for a long while, and if not for my gf, probably would've done it again.

[EmperorMing]

In order to stave off depression/insanity ect. I decided to keep myself busy. I've want to learn Romanian, read Paine, Niestche, Clemens ect. wish me luck in my future endeavers.

P.S. I'm not going to forget about her I'm just "setting" her aside for a while.

There is *always* someone else. I speak form experience...

[Antediluvian]

I'm in love. Well guess what, as she so gently put it

I'm not going to be with you any time in my life"

CAN YOU FEEL THE FUCKING LOVE?!

If she treats you like that, you are better off looking for someone else.

Believe me, someone better will come along.

It's happened to me.

[GrandMasterTerwynn]

I'm in love. Well guess what, as she so gently put it

I'm not going to be with you any time in my life"

CAN YOU FEEL THE FUCKING LOVE?!

Dude, I'm sorry about that. Unrequited love is a bitch. All it does is drive you to an early grave. I know it's hard to distinguish between a good friend and a potential companion. I've done it myself. But the best thing to do is not to beat yourself up over it. You didn't reject you, she did.

[Zaia]

'K, guys, pull up a chair--it's story time.... *twinkly kiddie musak in background--opens giant storybook*

[kindergarten-teacher voice]

Once upon a time, there was a kickass chick named Zaia. She was funny, smart, cool, etc etc and had lots of guy friends. Her best friend in the whole world was a guy named Dickhead.

*PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT: the real names in this story have been changed to protect the stupid, guilty, moronic and blind--RESUME STORY*

Ok, where were we? Ah, yes. Dick. Anyway, Zaia and Dickhead became very good friends. However, Dickhead went through some rough times and needed to turn to Zaia for help. He was confused and depressed because his father was cheating on his mother and they found out that the other woman had a baby by Dick's father. (*sing-song voice* Kids, can you say, "Oh no, sex is baaad!!!"?? Good.) So, Dickhead had many, many problems, and only turned to his beloved best friend, Zaia, for help. Zaia loved being there for Dick and eventually fell in love with him.

*ding ding ding--turn the page!*

Four years have passed. Zaia is still in love with Dick, and decides to tell him so. She does so, to her great credit (because she was scared shitless--four years of being in love!), and is told by Dick, "I love you too--like a sister."

Ugh. Later he explained that it wasn't anything about her, it was just that she wasn't attractive. To him. Ummm, riiiight. Thanks.

So, over the next year and a half, Zaia scrapes her dignity, her pride, and the shattered remains of her heart together, and eventually gets over the son of a bitch. She also manages to stay friends with him, even though when she originally had her heart broken, she thought that impossible.

*ding ding ding--turn the page!*

But, the story is not over! Yes, our heroine makes it through, but there is more! A few years later, she decides to live out her first dream and travels to Australia to study there for a semester. While in Australia, Zaia learns more about herself and discovers her inner power and returns to the U.S. a changed woman. Dickhead sees this in her, falls in love with her, and is now tormenting himself over his mistake and is now begging Zaia to give him another chance. However, our heroine, due to her empowerment, realizes that he actually treated her shamefully and will not allow him to manipulate her anymore.

And so she routinely goes off, picks up guys at bars, and has many nights of orgies with much anal sex. (Just for you, D.W. )

The end.

What was the moral of the story, kiddies? That you never know how you will feel about someone in the future? Very good. You all get stickers.

[/kindergarten-teacher voice]

*closes giant storybook--twinkly kiddie musak died down a while ago because it ran out of batteries because this story was SO GODDAMN LONG!*

Phew.

[weemadando]

The end.

What was the moral of the story, kiddies? That you never know how you will feel about someone in the future? Very good. You all get stickers.

[/kindergarten-teacher voice]

*closes giant storybook--twinkly kiddie musak died down a while ago because it ran out of batteries because this story was SO GODDAMN LONG!*

Phew.

Hurrah! Thankyou teacher!

And if lovely old Zaia hadn't come to Tassie I wouldn't be going out with my gf. Hurray for Zaia! Bringer of love to the masses!

[Raxmei]

You've felt the pain, now you can buy the shirt!

[Lord_Xerxes]

OMG, is that for real? That's so quality!

[Spanky The Dolphin]

The Japanese are so brilliant when it comes to t-shirts.

And I'm not being sarcastic. They really are.

[Zaia]

Hurrah! Thankyou teacher!

And if lovely old Zaia hadn't come to Tassie I wouldn't be going out with my gf. Hurray for Zaia! Bringer of love to the masses!

*sing-song voice* You are most welcome, sweet innocent ch--wait a minute, who the fuck are you?! Why are you taking your pants off? And what is that little thi--? Oh. Oh, I see...

Ando, that's not true. I'm sure, even if I hadn't gone to Tassie, she would have eventually been unable to resist your handsome, debonair looks *cough*, your sharp wit and *hack* intellect, your contagious *wheeeeeeze* laugh, the mischevious sparkle *COUGHCOUGH* in your eyes when *COUGH, DAMNIT* you--you know--insult people within an inch of their lives.... *angellic smile, batting eyelashes, whole nine-yards*

You know you love me...

[weemadando]

*sing-song voice* You are most welcome, sweet innocent ch--wait a minute, who the fuck are you?! Why are you taking your pants off? And what is that little thi--? Oh. Oh, I see...

Ando, that's not true. I'm sure, even if I hadn't gone to Tassie, she would have eventually been unable to resist your handsome, debonair looks *cough*, your sharp wit and *hack* intellect, your contagious *wheeeeeeze* laugh, the mischevious sparkle *COUGHCOUGH* in your eyes when *COUGH, DAMNIT* you--you know--insult people within an inch of their lives.... *angellic smile, batting eyelashes, whole nine-yards*

You know you love me...

You were always such an easy target... I couldn't help it! Damn Americanzi![/img]

[Zaia]

You were always such an easy target... I couldn't help it! Damn Americanzi!

Oh, hold on just one minute here.... I am an easy target?!

*glances at Socially Repressed thread* Think I definitely out-Eeeeviled you there, m'boy. So don't put me into the weakling-damsel role. Not my thing. I can take whatever you can stand to dish out; after all, you've used up all your energy taking it up the ass by CW fundies...

*puts fists up* [Cowardly Lion] C'mon, put 'em up, put 'em up! [/Cowardly Lion] I can take you, little man.

[weemadando]

You were always such an easy target... I couldn't help it! Damn Americanzi!

Oh, hold on just one minute here.... I am an easy target?!

*glances at Socially Repressed thread* Think I definitely out-Eeeeviled you there, m'boy. So don't put me into the weakling-damsel role. Not my thing. I can take whatever you can stand to dish out; after all, you've used up all your energy taking it up the ass by CW fundies... :twisted:

*puts fists up* [Cowardly Lion] C'mon, put 'em up, put 'em up! [/Cowardly Lion] I can take you, little man.

*pokes the silly youngling with delusions of grandeur with a pin and watches them deflate*

[Zaia]

*pokes the silly youngling with delusions of grandeur with a pin and watches them deflate*

Pokes where? And watches what deflate?!
*glances at chest*
Damnit, Ando, now I'm flat-chested. Be more careful with your participles and pronouns next time, eh?

[Spanky The Dolphin]

Aw, Zaia, dear, it's not the size of your breasts that count...

...It's how you use 'em.

[Zaia]

Aw, Zaia, dear, it's not the size of your breasts that count...

...It's how you use 'em.

Thanks, Spanky--but MY question is, can I still use my flappin'-nipple-tassles if I don't have anything to shake them with? It'd be a travesty if I spent that $5.95 for nothing...

Mistah Darth Wong, sir, I hope you read my story (the one back a page or so), because there's a section I put in there just for you... I know it's long (the story, the story!), but I unmodestly think it might amuse some folks.

[Kelly Antilles]

uh...

[Ted]

Aw, Zaia, dear, it's not the size of your breasts that count...

...It's how you use 'em.

Thanks, Spanky--but MY question is, can I still use my flappin'-nipple-tassles if I don't have anything to shake them with? It'd be a travesty if I spent that $5.95 for nothing...

Mistah Darth Wong, sir, I hope you read my story (the one back a page or so), because there's a section I put in there just for you... I know it's long (the story, the story!), but I unmodestly think it might amuse some folks.

Poor Zaia, you don't need big tits to use those tassle's, they'll work just as well without them. And when I go down there, you could demonstrate for me...

[Spanky The Dolphin]

Thanks, Spanky--but MY question is, can I still use my flappin'-nipple-tassles if I don't have anything to shake them with? It'd be a travesty if I spent that $5.95 for nothing...

Um, sure, I guess.

You own nipple tassles?

[Ted]

uh...

Stunned speachless, eh Kel?

[Kelly Antilles]

uh...

Stunned speachless, eh Kel?

Actually wondering why I never found this conversation before. Wow, I guess that's what I get for not reading a thread after the first page when i"m not interested in the topic.