I hate myself and want to die.

Ted · Post by **Ted** » 2002-11-07 11:49am

Kelly Antilles wrote:
Ted wrote:
Kelly Antilles wrote:uh...
Stunned speachless, eh Kel?
Actually wondering why I never found this conversation before. Wow, I guess that's what I get for not reading a thread after the first page when i"m not interested in the topic.

That'll happen as well.

Post by **Zaia** » 2002-11-07 12:04pm

Ted wrote:Poor Zaia, you don't need big tits to use those tassle's, they'll work just as well without them. And when I go down there, you could demonstrate for me...

[weepy voice] Well, see, the really upsetting part for me *sobcoughhack* is that they were a lot bigger before Ando deflated them. I just think he should watch where he sticks those goddamn pins.... [/weepy voice]

And you keep quiet, youngun'. No private demos that will land me in jail, thank you very much.

Spanky The Dolphin wrote:Um, sure, I guess.

You own nipple tassles?

lol No. Well, not really. A friend once gave me a pair after a long-running inside joke we had, but that was a couple years ago. I probably threw them out, actually. But I just about died of laughter when I tore off the wrapping paper at Christmastime.....

And as breasts had come into the coversation anyway.....

Right. Anyway. Back to unrequited love.....?

XaLEv · Post by **XaLEv** » 2002-11-07 12:06pm

Zaia wrote:...No private demos that will land me in jail, thank you very much....

*raises eyebrow*

Jail?

Hmmm....

Ted · Post by **Ted** » 2002-11-07 12:12pm

Zaia wrote:
Ted wrote:Poor Zaia, you don't need big tits to use those tassle's, they'll work just as well without them. And when I go down there, you could demonstrate for me...
[weepy voice] Well, see, the really upsetting part for me *sobcoughhack* is that they were a lot bigger before Ando deflated them. I just think he should watch where he sticks those goddamn pins.... [/weepy voice] And you keep quiet, youngun'. No private demos that will land me in jail, thank you very much.

Spanky The Dolphin wrote:Um, sure, I guess.

You own nipple tassles?
lol No. Well, not really. A friend once gave me a pair after a long-running inside joke we had, but that was a couple years ago. I probably threw them out, actually. But I just about died of laughter when I tore off the wrapping paper at Christmastime..... And as breasts had come into the coversation anyway.....

Right. Anyway. Back to unrequited love.....?

*pouty face*
Private demos in Canada aren't illegal, infact, we quite encourage them up here!

Guest · Post by **Guest** » 2002-11-07 12:15pm

A former girlfriend that I had when I was 18 broke up with me. I was really depressed for about a month afterwards. I eventually got over it. If you can't get over it and you are thinking about killing yourself and have tried to do that you should seek professional help.

Spanky The Dolphin · Post by **Spanky The Dolphin** » 2002-11-07 12:15pm

What's this about what being illegal?

Ted · Post by **Ted** » 2002-11-07 12:16pm

Spanky The Dolphin wrote:What's this about what being illegal?

You wouldn't want to know.
Private demos, with young girls, etc...

Spanky The Dolphin · Post by **Spanky The Dolphin** » 2002-11-07 12:17pm

Ah, I see.

How old is Zaia, anyway?

Ted · Post by **Ted** » 2002-11-07 12:19pm

Spanky The Dolphin wrote:Ah, I see.

How old is Zaia, anyway?

Umm, Zaia, can I tell?

Got permission, she's 24, a ripe age for fun!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Post by **Zaia** » 2002-11-07 12:22pm

*puts hands off to ward off mounting inaccuracies*

No, no, no, I'M not the young one. Although I guess I look it--I still get carded. I teach high school age kids, and therefore cannot do anything too fun with anyone their age. Hence, jail.

Post by **Darth Wong** » 2002-11-07 12:23pm

Zaia wrote:But, the story is not over! Yes, our heroine makes it through, but there is more! A few years later, she decides to live out her first dream and travels to Australia to study there for a semester. While in Australia, Zaia learns more about herself and discovers her inner power and returns to the U.S. a changed woman. Dickhead sees this in her, falls in love with her, and is now tormenting himself over his mistake and is now begging Zaia to give him another chance. However, our heroine, due to her empowerment, realizes that he actually treated her shamefully and will not allow him to manipulate her anymore.

And so she routinely goes off, picks up guys at bars, and has many nights of orgies with much anal sex. (Just for you, D.W. )

All hail Zaia!!!!

Ted · Post by **Ted** » 2002-11-07 12:24pm

Darth Wong wrote:
Zaia wrote:But, the story is not over! Yes, our heroine makes it through, but there is more! A few years later, she decides to live out her first dream and travels to Australia to study there for a semester. While in Australia, Zaia learns more about herself and discovers her inner power and returns to the U.S. a changed woman. Dickhead sees this in her, falls in love with her, and is now tormenting himself over his mistake and is now begging Zaia to give him another chance. However, our heroine, due to her empowerment, realizes that he actually treated her shamefully and will not allow him to manipulate her anymore.

And so she routinely goes off, picks up guys at bars, and has many nights of orgies with much anal sex. (Just for you, D.W. )
All hail Zaia!!!!

Ah, but are you gonna get a chance to personally worship her???

Post by **Zaia** » 2002-11-07 12:31pm

Darth Wong wrote:All hail Zaia!!!!

Yay! Glad you liked it.

Ted wrote:Ah, but are you gonna get a chance to personally worship her???

Cool it, there, Romeo. I said I'd think about it. Sheesh.

Ted · Post by **Ted** » 2002-11-07 12:31pm

Zaia wrote:
Darth Wong wrote:All hail Zaia!!!!
Yay! Glad you liked it.

Ted wrote:Ah, but are you gonna get a chance to personally worship her???
Cool it, there, Romeo. I said I'd think about it. Sheesh.

Hey, thinking about it always turns into agreeing.

Post by **Darth Wong** » 2002-11-07 12:36pm

Ted wrote:Ah, but are you gonna get a chance to personally worship her???

Somehow, I don't think Rebecca would be too happy if I were to attempt something like that.

neoolong · Post by **neoolong** » 2002-11-07 01:23pm

Darth Wong wrote:
Ted wrote:Ah, but are you gonna get a chance to personally worship her???
Somehow, I don't think Rebecca would be too happy if I were to attempt something like that.

Maybe she'll want in on the action too.

Post by **Zaia** » 2002-11-07 02:14pm

Tosho, I don't know if my story made you feel any better, but it was 100% true, so I know exactly how you feel. When that guy told me that he was really sorry but he'd never feel that way about me in his entire life, I'm sure he believed it. I did too. But no one ever knows how things will end up in the future, and you and your lady might end up having a great story to tell your grandchildren one day. Then again, it's also possible that your feelings for her will change and you will become a better person for what you have gone through. Time will tell (ack, I hate being cliche!).

This is the hardest part; it only gets easier from here on out. I wish you well.

Tosho · Post by **Tosho** » 2002-11-07 05:01pm

I devised a plan. I'm going to fly under her radar as it were and when I feel that the time is right I'll convince her to date me.

Spanky The Dolphin · Post by **Spanky The Dolphin** » 2002-11-07 05:02pm

I don't think you can convince people to date you.

Post by **haas mark** » 2002-11-07 05:02pm

Tosho wrote:I devised a plan. I'm going to fly under her radar as it were and when I feel that the time is right I'll convince her to date me.

You'll *ask* her to date you....

Tosho · Post by **Tosho** » 2002-11-07 05:12pm

Mabye I was too vague. What I meant is that I'll act like a friend all the while letting her get to know me better in the hopes that she'll start to love me back. Nudging her along in the "right" direction is what I meant by convincing her.

Arthur_Tuxedo · Post by **Arthur_Tuxedo** » 2002-11-07 05:17pm

Tosho wrote:I devised a plan. I'm going to fly under her radar as it were and when I feel that the time is right I'll convince her to date me.

Fuck her! Fuck her up the sweet ass! The problem with younger males is that they get fixated, and don't let relationships happen naturally. If you've decided someone's the one for you the moment you say hi, you're taking the wrong approach. Just talk to women, flirt with them, get to know other girls you haven't really been considering, ask them out if it feels right, not as some kind of serious relationship thing, but just as a harmless little date to get to know each other better. In other words, let things happen naturally, but the only way that's going to happen is if you just let this one go. You can't be afraid to just let it go. She may be beautiful and smart and yadda yadda yadda, but you know what? There are plenty of women who are intelligent, pretty, and have great personalities, and someday you'll find one with the most important quality of all: compatibility with you.

Spanky The Dolphin · Post by **Spanky The Dolphin** » 2002-11-07 05:23pm

Give up. Find someone else.

She has made it clear that she is not interested.

Tosho · Post by **Tosho** » 2002-11-07 05:27pm

I'm a stubborn bastard, I refuse to give up!

Spanky The Dolphin · Post by **Spanky The Dolphin** » 2002-11-07 05:28pm

You're also stupid, it seems.

She has made it clear that she is not interrested in persuing a relationship with you.

Why is that difficult for you to grasp?

Find someone else.