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Duchess of Zeon wrote:I was just shown something unnaturally bizarre, and by the sacred laws of ASVS, I must now share it with you.
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I'm not sure which is more painful, getting that tattoo or a bisection.
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:shock:
Damn, talk about masochists. Granted, it's sort of cute, in a "WTF? :wtf:" kinda way.
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Ha ha ha, puff in full flight...
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I guess someone took "Hidden Dragonpenis" a bit too literally :shock: Holy Shit!
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... Is it wrong that I find that slightly attractive, in a strange way?

Of course, I would never do that do myself, I'm not insane. But still...
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Mitth`raw`nuruodo wrote:... Is it wrong that I find that slightly attractive, in a strange way?
No not at all...I want to suck it.
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That's simultaneously awesome and repugnant.
I'm definitely a lot more disturbed by the hole in it than the imagery, though.
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That's actually pretty awesome looking. Unbelievably painful, but awesome.
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That's cool, but I'm curious about what the black bar is covering...
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Zaia wrote:That's cool, but I'm curious about what the black bar is covering...
Maybe the guy's name?

Still that's an awesome tattoo..nothing I'd get, but I can appreciate the style. :)
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Shocking and disturbing...yet strangely and inexplicibly fascinating...
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So hiddeously interesting. It's like a trainwreck, I can't stop looking.
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Hyperion wrote:So hiddeously interesting. It's like a trainwreck, I can't stop looking.
It's a sign. :twisted: :P
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Whoa. :shock:
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Thats on BMI somewhere, i've seen it before O_o
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I can just imagine the look on a woman's face when she pulls off the guy's pants and finds that waiting for her. :lol:
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Jesus, Joseph and Mary! I want one!
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watch out folks, this dragon likes to spit.
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Col. Crackpot wrote:watch out folks, this dragon likes to spit.
It just better be careful in the lady dragon's cave or it might wind up breathing fire.
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I just would hate to be the guy doing the tattooing. Down there in the guys crouch for who knows how long, poking away, wiping away the excess ink, having to stop every time the thing softened up. Which makes me wonder what that thing looks like all soft and turtled up...
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Mark S wrote:I just would hate to be the guy doing the tattooing. Down there in the guys crouch for who knows how long, poking away, wiping away the excess ink, having to stop every time the thing softened up.
That's a good point. How did the guy manage to keep a hard-on while his dick was being pierced with ink covered needles? Just thinking about it makes my dick shrivel in fear.
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That's unendingly cool. "I have a dragon... in my pants!" :P
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Mark S wrote:I just would hate to be the guy doing the tattooing. Down there in the guys crouch for who knows how long, poking away, wiping away the excess ink, having to stop every time the thing softened up.
That's a good point. How did the guy manage to keep a hard-on while his dick was being pierced with ink covered needles? Just thinking about it makes my dick shrivel in fear.
Perhaps he used viagra? :? It's all I can think of.
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Kuja wrote:I can just imagine the look on a woman's face when she pulls off the guy's pants and finds that waiting for her. :lol:
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aerius wrote:
Mark S wrote:I just would hate to be the guy doing the tattooing. Down there in the guys crouch for who knows how long, poking away, wiping away the excess ink, having to stop every time the thing softened up.
That's a good point. How did the guy manage to keep a hard-on while his dick was being pierced with ink covered needles? Just thinking about it makes my dick shrivel in fear.
I think one of the keyword for this situation is "masochist" (as I mentioned earlier). :wink:
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