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I think we just found a new use for that drug that gives people a 12-36 hour erection....aerius wrote:That's a good point. How did the guy manage to keep a hard-on while his dick was being pierced with ink covered needles? Just thinking about it makes my dick shrivel in fear.Mark S wrote:I just would hate to be the guy doing the tattooing. Down there in the guys crouch for who knows how long, poking away, wiping away the excess ink, having to stop every time the thing softened up.
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Not as good as the one the one that started this thread, but I had a good laugh over this one.
Not safe for work either
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Say, do you want it to be a threesome with your wife? Or a foursome with your wife and sister-in-law? I'm up for either.
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How do you know it's a tattoo and not just paint?
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You cannot help but admit the artistic talent is nothing to sneeze at. Nor the balls (pun intented) of a guy allowing himself to be tatooed on one of the more senstive parts of the male anatomy.
That said, I don't get it why anyone would tatoo or pierce the human body, particularily the genitalia, but each to their own.
That said, I don't get it why anyone would tatoo or pierce the human body, particularily the genitalia, but each to their own.