EP2 opening crawl as written by Jar Jar

Winston Blake · Post by **Winston Blake** » 2004-11-26 08:54pm

http://www.concreteelephant.com/Pictures/swe2.htm

With the music going, I just couldn't help but laugh out loud by the time it got halfway through.

"Make sure you've got your speakers on too, we spent a lot of spittle creating the tune."

Enforcer Talen · Post by **Enforcer Talen** » 2004-11-26 09:54pm

oh my god.

wautd · Post by **wautd** » 2004-11-26 09:57pm

Erm... i'm drunk as I'm writing this and I still dont find this funny

Winston Blake · Post by **Winston Blake** » 2004-11-26 10:02pm

Well i thought it was pretty funny...

Tychu · Post by **Tychu** » 2004-11-26 10:31pm

So Jar Jar is Jewish...

President Sharky · Post by **President Sharky** » 2004-11-27 01:11am

Holy shit, that was funny, yet extremely fucked up.

WTF did the crawl say, I couldn't understand a damn thing.

Admiral Drason · Post by **Admiral Drason** » 2004-11-27 01:42am

Was Jar Jar speaking German at the end?

I thought it was very funny.

Pcm979 · Post by **Pcm979** » 2004-11-27 01:47am

"Sumsink ist vaiting für itz opportunity to annexe ze Südatenland..."

I'd say so. ROFL and so forth.

Xenophobe3691 · Post by **Xenophobe3691** » 2004-11-27 03:59pm

For Confucious say man who walk with head in clouds not notice when he step in shit...

Wow, that was kinda funny...

Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi · Post by **Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi** » 2004-11-28 06:02pm

The various dialects in each paragraph where good for a chuckle or two, but what really made me laugh for some reason was their rendition of the Star Wars theme.

Joe · Post by **Joe** » 2004-11-28 06:23pm

'where am dat watermelon, massuh?'

Jesus...

The Silence and I · Post by **The Silence and I** » 2004-11-28 07:36pm

That was freaky, but good!