Gay References In SW?

Spice Runner · Post by **Spice Runner** » 2004-11-27 04:38pm

Gently now. All... all right. Now easy, easy.
Hold me, Chewie.

Line from Return of the Jedi, while Chewie is holding Han as he dangles of the side of the skiff trying to pull Lando up to safety.

Mark S · Post by **Mark S** » 2004-11-27 04:44pm

Talk about reading what you want to into something. It's like the all those groups with the word 'family' in their title that see sex everywhere.

As for this:

Ghost Rider wrote:All in all..sad, sad article. I might as well claimed Lucas was against the Black Man because of Darth Vader.

"What's a Nubian?"

Mark S · Post by **Mark S** » 2004-11-27 04:45pm

Spice Runner wrote:Gently now. All... all right. Now easy, easy.
Hold me, Chewie.

Line from Return of the Jedi, while Chewie is holding Han as he dangles of the side of the skiff trying to pull Lando up to safety.

Get in there you big furry oaf! I don't care what you smell!

Captain Cyran · Post by **Captain Cyran** » 2004-11-27 05:07pm

You have all ruined the movies for me. I hope you die slowly.

Post by **Ghost Rider** » 2004-11-27 05:07pm

Mark S wrote:As for this:

Ghost Rider wrote:All in all..sad, sad article. I might as well claimed Lucas was against the Black Man because of Darth Vader.
"What's a Nubian?"

BLACK RAGE!!

Gil Hamilton · Post by **Gil Hamilton** » 2004-11-27 06:55pm

I think Han and Chewbacca have shared some tender moments on those long nights in space. After all, who knows what lurks in the depths of all that fur? I bet Chewie is hung like a Clydesdale.

Post by **Ghost Rider** » 2004-11-27 06:57pm

Gil Hamilton wrote:I think Han and Chewbacca have shared some tender moments on those long nights in space. After all, who knows what lurks in the depths of all that fur? I bet Chewie is hung like a Clydesdale.

Maybe this is why Leia would rather kiss a Wookiee

Frank Hipper · Post by **Frank Hipper** » 2004-11-27 07:13pm

Cpl Kendall wrote:
Lord Poe wrote:You're kidding with this, right?
When it was first posted on Narendra's site I thought it was a joke too. Evidently somebody takes it seriously though. I can't help but see it as a pathetic attempt for Gays to project their sub-culture onto a classic.

No. This is ONE gay with serious issues creating castles in the air.
I've NEVER heard of anything even remotley like this in many a discussion on gay boards about SW. There's plenty of joking about who's gay in SW in the gay communtiy, but no one takes it very serious.

That enitire thing about Han's disinterest in Leia completely ignores the OT and it's storyline.

Honestly, I'm smelling a troll in this ridiculousness. A clever one, too.

CaptainChewbacca · Post by **CaptainChewbacca** » 2004-11-27 07:46pm

Ghost Rider wrote:
Gil Hamilton wrote:I think Han and Chewbacca have shared some tender moments on those long nights in space. After all, who knows what lurks in the depths of all that fur? I bet Chewie is hung like a Clydesdale.
Maybe this is why Leia would rather kiss a Wookiee

This wookiee would just as soon kiss a princess!

Hardy · Post by **Hardy** » 2004-11-27 08:04pm

If you thought this thread was low...

http://www.geocities.com/stayawayfromhi ... arwars.htm

Post by **Ghost Rider** » 2004-11-27 08:08pm

Hardy wrote:If you thought this thread was low...

http://www.geocities.com/stayawayfromhi ... arwars.htm

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Reminds me of how much shit people see in comics and decry...Superman is GAY!!!!!!!!!

Seriously I believe that some people should realize many time more then not a stick is a stick.

Petrosjko · Post by **Petrosjko** » 2004-11-27 08:20pm

Hardy wrote:If you thought this thread was low...

http://www.geocities.com/stayawayfromhi ... arwars.htm

Oh man, this all makes so much sense now, especially when you think about the prequel. Anakin's stilted romantic dialogue with Perky... er, Padme, relates to the fact that he's in denial of his true sexual nature. And it takes the older mentor(Palpatine) to awaken him to his true feelings.

And man, can we get Freudian with the Jedi Council too.

Darth Garden Gnome · Post by **Darth Garden Gnome** » 2004-11-27 08:24pm

Petrosjko wrote:And man, can we get Freudian with the Jedi Council too.

Mace Windu: Just baldness, or something more?

Mark S · Post by **Mark S** » 2004-11-27 08:26pm

Not to mention Ki-Adi Mundi's head...

Pcm979 · Post by **Pcm979** » 2004-11-27 08:26pm

The Padawans have learnt to judge Master Yoda not by his size, hur hur.

Executor32 · Post by **Executor32** » 2004-11-27 09:00pm

Well, i've already seen one of my favorite lines from Star Wars that can be interpreted in a very sexual way, so here's the rest:

Biggs: "Luke, at that speed, will you be able to pull out in time?"

Threepio: "Oh, curse my metal body! I wasn't fast enough!"

Han: "I thought they smelled bad on the outside!"

Vader: "I have felt him, my master."

Leia: "Put that thing away before you get us all killed!"

Threepio: "I thought that hairy beast would be the end of me."

Yoda: "Judge me by my size, do you?"

Deck Officer: "It's possible he came in through the south entrance."

Han: "Back door, huh? Good idea!"

Luke: "Wedge, pull out! You're can't do any more good back there!

Leia: "Aren't you a little short for a stormtrooper?"

EDIT: Also, this wasn't an actual line from a movie, but it was hilariously (and excellently) dubbed over Yoda's "Help you I can, yes, hmm." line from ESB, in a QuickTime short I used to have:

Yoda: "Big penis you have, yes, hmm."

EDIT v2.0: W00t! I found it!

Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi · Post by **Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi** » 2004-11-27 10:02pm

After reading that, I have that feeling that there is at least one person out there that can watch Star Wars and point to little things in the movie that "prove" that Elvis never died, but it was covered up by George Lucas, the Guatemalan government, and the lighting crew that worked on the fake moon landing.

Winston Blake · Post by **Winston Blake** » 2004-11-28 12:43am

Kreshna Aryaguna Nurzaman wrote:
Winston Blake wrote:Well, put it this way: would you rather fuck a female Rodian or be sodomised by a male one?
How could we answer that? Based on our existing knowledge, we don't have sufficient information to describe Rodian's copulation mechanism. Who knows what interesting facts we may find on a deeper study on that field, like it may be actually more sexually arousing for an adult heterosexual human male to be sodomized by a male Rodian?

Well you can count me out for your next xenosexual orgy.

Einhander Sn0m4n · Post by **Einhander Sn0m4n** » 2004-11-28 01:25am

Actually I think Frank may be on to something. It screamed "troll" to me as well.

Kreshna Aryaguna Nurzaman · Post by **Kreshna Aryaguna Nurzaman** » 2004-11-28 01:33am

CaptainChewbacca wrote:
Ghost Rider wrote:
Gil Hamilton wrote:I think Han and Chewbacca have shared some tender moments on those long nights in space. After all, who knows what lurks in the depths of all that fur? I bet Chewie is hung like a Clydesdale.
Maybe this is why Leia would rather kiss a Wookiee

This wookiee would just as soon kiss a princess!

....because he had already got bored sodomizing the smuggler....

Pcm979 · Post by **Pcm979** » 2004-11-28 01:38am

Hey, does anyone here think they could combine this with all the racist Star Wars theories to create a sort of Paronoid Grand Unification Theory?

frigidmagi · Post by **frigidmagi** » 2004-11-28 01:59am

racist Star Wars theories

You mean the TPM bullshit?

Kreshna Aryaguna Nurzaman · Post by **Kreshna Aryaguna Nurzaman** » 2004-11-28 02:05am

Winston Blake wrote:
Kreshna Aryaguna Nurzaman wrote:
Winston Blake wrote:Well, put it this way: would you rather fuck a female Rodian or be sodomised by a male one?
How could we answer that? Based on our existing knowledge, we don't have sufficient information to describe Rodian's copulation mechanism. Who knows what interesting facts we may find on a deeper study on that field, like it may be actually more sexually arousing for an adult heterosexual human male to be sodomized by a male Rodian?
Well you can count me out for your next xenosexual orgy.

[mad scientist]
:puts Winston Blake in a handcuff, then drags him into a room where a very horny Rodian waiting inside:

[/mad scientist]

Pcm979 · Post by **Pcm979** » 2004-11-28 06:41am

frigidmagi wrote:
racist Star Wars theories
You mean the TPM bullshit?

tPM, and AotC, and OT. SW conspiracy theories abound.

DPDarkPrimus · Post by **DPDarkPrimus** » 2004-11-28 04:45pm

It was racist, against Imperalist Britons.