Some form of 40K RP- here and now

Post by **NecronLord** » 2004-11-29 04:31am

I'm thinking she should be shot. She comes off more as if she's trying to make small talk at a bar.

I suppose tech-preists have poor social skills.

Petrosjko · Post by **Petrosjko** » 2004-11-29 04:31am

I'm pausing posts to let the narrative flow of this hilarious conversation flow freely.

Pcm979 · Post by **Pcm979** » 2004-11-29 04:34am

NecronLord wrote:I'm thinking she should be shot. She comes off more as if she's trying to make small talk at a bar.

I suppose tech-preists have poor social skills.

If it comes to that, why does a 7-foot tall armoured death machine thing have such great social skills?

Petrosjko wrote:I'm pausing posts to let the narrative flow of this hilarious conversation flow freely.

Thank you. You could unpause your posts and stage a heroic victory if you felt like it. Just a thought.

Pcm979 · Post by **Pcm979** » 2004-11-29 04:36am

Incidentally, I think the main reason why I'm finding it so hard to write with a straight face (as it were) is because I keep getting an image of Vorus being dragged face-down and the Airlock conversation from the Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy.

Petrosjko · Post by **Petrosjko** » 2004-11-29 04:37am

The kind that rescues your tech-priest from her unseemly fate? Please... if the conversation is this funny, I can imagine how hilarious the excruciating torture and eventual agonizing death will be.

Or if you mean the kroot... coming up in a minute. It's no big deal, they're only xenos...

Pcm979 · Post by **Pcm979** » 2004-11-29 04:38am

Is the Iron Man's name Marvin, BTW?

I'm honestly out of ideas here.

Post by **NecronLord** » 2004-11-29 04:38am

Pcm979 wrote:If it comes to that, why does a 7-foot tall armoured death machine thing have such great social skills?

They've been around for weeks.

When you think as fast as they do, weeks doing nothing makes you a very good conversationalist.

Imperial Overlord · Post by **Imperial Overlord** » 2004-11-29 04:38am

Good reference. That element is definitely present.

Petrosjko · Post by **Petrosjko** » 2004-11-29 04:39am

Personally, I am seeing shades of that android... whatizname, Marvin? from Hitchhiker's in the Iron Man.

Post by **NecronLord** » 2004-11-29 04:40am

If he says "brain the size of a planet..."

Pcm979 · Post by **Pcm979** » 2004-11-29 04:40am

Beat ya to it.

Where's Vorus to give me a little help here?

Raxmei · Post by **Raxmei** » 2004-11-29 04:43am

Sulking.
I'm trying to think of something worthwhile to say.

Post by **NecronLord** » 2004-11-29 04:44am

Note: You really do have to talk them out of it. Not going for free here.

Imperial Overlord · Post by **Imperial Overlord** » 2004-11-29 04:46am

Here I was thinking I was asking for trouble by setting myself up for an ambush.

Ahh, misery loves company.

I would suggest starting by saying something meaningful quickly, as in cut to the chase before it defenstrates you.

Pcm979 · Post by **Pcm979** » 2004-11-29 04:48am

I can't think of anything meaningful! What am I supposed to do, convince them that each life is precious, etc.? Gah.

You guys really can go on posting, y'know. I'm going to have to get back to this. In about 10 minutes.

Petrosjko · Post by **Petrosjko** » 2004-11-29 04:55am

There, there's your damn heroic rescue. Stinking xenos.

Raxmei · Post by **Raxmei** » 2004-11-29 05:04am

My servo skull wasn't armed. Did they kill it anyway?

GeneralTacticus · Post by **GeneralTacticus** » 2004-11-29 05:08am

Just so I can get my bearings before writing my next post: is the main Guard force just securing the Temple's entrance, or actually inside?

Imperial Overlord · Post by **Imperial Overlord** » 2004-11-29 05:12am

The main guard force it outside. Jolan Gix is leading the vanguard that has actually penetrated the temple and cleared out the defenders of the entrance. How long this situation lasts is up to NecronLord, who declined to take advantage of an opportunity to ambush me. As far as I can tell, that just means he's just giving me enough rope to hang myself.

Pcm979 · Post by **Pcm979** » 2004-11-29 05:13am

Eh, fun's over. I really hope Gyllia doesn't get splatted over the pavement or alternately eviscerated. Or shot, or any of a number of possibilities.

Post by **NecronLord** » 2004-11-29 05:21am

"Wait!" Gyllia said. "Isn't the any way I can convince you to let us live?"

You have any idea how many bad porn movies this reminds me of?

I can see it now...

Iron-Man-Wong: Bend over and spread 'em...

Imperial Overlord · Post by **Imperial Overlord** » 2004-11-29 05:22am

I've killed in situations like this (as a GM), NecronLord said he wil kill you, and he seems to be nastier than I am (or it could just be the 40K). Talk him out of it or die.

Appeal to his reason.

Post by **NecronLord** » 2004-11-29 05:22am

Raxmei wrote:My servo skull wasn't armed. Did they kill it anyway?

No. Grandpa's still 'alive.'

Imperial Overlord · Post by **Imperial Overlord** » 2004-11-29 05:23am

NecronLord, should I give him ideas or shut up?

Post by **NecronLord** » 2004-11-29 05:26am

Give ideas.

I'm having my fun here without killing anyone.

Ah, alas, this comic interlude will have to come to an end soon, but for now, enjoy.

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