"Wait!" Gyllia said. "Isn't the any way I can convince you to let us live?"
You have any idea how many bad porn movies this reminds me of?
I can see it now...
Iron-Man-Wong: Bend over and spread 'em...
And we find out the real reason they're called 'Iron Men'.
I can see the advertising trailer for this movie... "In the midst of the great wars of humanity comes a tale of forbidden love. She was half machine, he was all robot. Their love would change a world forever."
Cut to a scene of cyclonic missiles launching from an orbiting strike cruiser.
"Wait!" Gyllia said. "Isn't the any way I can convince you to let us live?"
You have any idea how many bad porn movies this reminds me of?
I can see it now...
Iron-Man-Wong: Bend over and spread 'em...
And we find out the real reason they're called 'Iron Men'.
I can see the advertising trailer for this movie... "In the midst of the great wars of humanity comes a tale of forbidden love. She was half machine, he was all robot. Their love would change a world forever."
Cut to a scene of cyclonic missiles launching from an orbiting strike cruiser.
You people would disgust me, if it wasn't so funny.
"In the grim darkness of the far future, there is only lust."
Or
"In the grim darkness of the far future, there is only war... and giant metal phalluses"
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1) you are a communications source to people other than these lunatics.
2) The people you are in contact with are rational and will only order an exterminatus in extremis. If their goal is to really protect humanity, then they will want to convince the inquisitors that there is no need for extreme measures.
3)If they really intend to assist humanity, they are much better off allying with the more powerful inquisitors who have already demonstrated more tolerance and rational thought than the demented ad mechs.
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On 3: What makes you think they haven't already allied with powerful inquisitors? *shiftylook*
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Of course they could have. They could be a secret army of the Emperor for all we know. But that you bring it up makes you a meatbag with a functioning brain instead of just a meatbag.
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Imperial Overlord wrote:Of course they could have. They could be a secret army of the Emperor for all we know. But that you bring it up makes you a meatbag with a functioning brain instead of just a meatbag.
Not entirely a secret army of the Emperor...
They're a secret army of someone else, who just like the Emperor, hasn't put in an appearance, but his prescence has been felt.
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NecronLord wrote:I see that some of those implants in your head work.
Thank you. Thank you a whole bunch.
It was talking to Raxmei's techpriest there, not yours.
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Pcm979 wrote:I thought we were done with the comedy.
That ain't comedy, what's he meant to do, turn her the right way up and then put her down?
He was (supposedly) going to throw her out of the window... Holding her upside down is quite reasonable when you plan that.
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Anyway, I'm going to once again try to get some sleep... since IO seems to have vanished on us, Pcm gets first shot at handling Prius, then IO if he returns, and otherwise NecronLord.
He'll head for a rendezvous, and if questioned on his recovery, he'll attribute it to his injuries not being so bad as they said, or the touch of the Emperor. If REALLY pressed on the matter, try to hold off until I return so we can out his psyker-ness in style.
I'm about to hit the sack. I'll be back in x hours.
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"We believe in the systematic understanding of the physical world through observation and experimentation, argument and debate and most of all freedom of will." ~ Stargate: The Ark of Truth
Well, I'm off to bed too...s hould be back in eight hours or so.
"The bird let out a slow chicken cackle. It sounded like a chicken, but in her heart she knew it wasn't. In that instant, she completely understood the concept of a chicken that was not a chicken. This looked like a chicken, like most of the Mud People's chickens. But this was no chicken.
"This was evil manifest."
- Terry "Not a fantasy author, honest" Goodkind, bringing unintentional comedy to a bookshop near you since 1994.
