Creationist bumper sticker

Kelly Antilles · Post by **Kelly Antilles** » 2002-11-08 09:20am

I saw this bumper sticker on the back of a van this morning. It said:

The Big Bang Theory.
God spoke and BANG it happened.

Fundie bitch.

Post by **haas mark** » 2002-11-08 09:21am

Kelly Antilles wrote:I saw this bumper sticker on the back of a van this morning. It said:

The Big Bang Theory.
God spoke and BANG it happened.

Fundie bitch.

Ditto that.

Post by **Vympel** » 2002-11-08 09:23am

Not necessarily. Most moderate Christians would subscribe to that as well. Which doesn't make the idea any more of a giant leap of logic.

"Big Bang theory!" *scrambles all over it like a dog humping a leg*

"Of course, MY God did it!"

salm · Post by **salm** » 2002-11-08 09:28am

i have no problem with that. there´s no better explanation of how the big bang happened, so it can just as well have been god. chances are low of course but it´s not really relevant.

Post by **Mr Bean** » 2002-11-08 09:29am

I acutal have the Bumper Sticker

"God the worlds first and greatest Mass Murderer" but I'm loath to put it on as I am in a very fundy town for the next four months that an I don't like pissing people of delibratly that I don't even know yet

Post by **haas mark** » 2002-11-08 09:33am

Mr Bean wrote:I acutal have the Bumper Sticker

"God the worlds first and greatest Mass Murderer" but I'm loath to put it on as I am in a very fundy town for the next four months that an I don't like pissing people of delibratly that I don't even know yet

*wince* But as soon as you get back, right?

Post by **Mr Bean** » 2002-11-08 09:37am

*wince* But as soon as you get back, right?

I'm more than happy to piss off people I know

But generaly I avoid pissing off those I don't

Though it will go excellently on the Preachers car next time a fundy invites me to church along with my collection of "Cops are Wusses" stickers

Tsyroc · Post by **Tsyroc** » 2002-11-08 10:04am

I can understand Bean's reluctance.

Here in Tucson I've known people who've had "Darwin Fish" removed from their vehicles multiple times. I guess the Chrisitan fish is okay but anything supporting evolution (and mocking Christians) get's defaced.

Post by **Vympel** » 2002-11-08 10:06am

I keep hearing about the Darwin fish but I've never seen it?

pecker · Post by **pecker** » 2002-11-08 10:08am

Tsyroc wrote:I can understand Bean's reluctance.

Here in Tucson I've known people who've had "Darwin Fish" removed from their vehicles multiple times. I guess the Chrisitan fish is okay but anything supporting evolution (and mocking Christians) get's defaced.

I'd assume it's the mocking mroe than the supporting. People are quite content to let you keep your beliefs until you start attacking theirs. I have little respect for Fundies who attack science (as in the inital post sticker), not do I have repsect for those who deliberately attack a religion for shits and giggles. It seems so...childish.

pecker · Post by **pecker** » 2002-11-08 10:08am

Vympel wrote:I keep hearing about the Darwin fish but I've never seen it?

It's the Jesus fish, but instead of Jesus it says Darwin inside. And it has feet, IIRC.

tharkûn · Post by **tharkûn** » 2002-11-08 10:37am

http://www.meangene.com/darwin/

my personal favorite:

http://www.meangene.com/darwin/taxonomy.html#farside

Archaic` · Post by **Archaic`** » 2002-11-08 10:39am

salm wrote:there´s no better explanation of how the big bang happened, so it can just as well have been god.

Actually, there is. Read up on M theory. Very enlightening.

salm · Post by **salm** » 2002-11-08 10:44am

Archaic` wrote:
salm wrote:there´s no better explanation of how the big bang happened, so it can just as well have been god.
Actually, there is. Read up on M theory. Very enlightening.

oh yeah, i forgot. i just read about that a view weeks ago. cant remember it very well. gotta reread it when i´vé got time.

Slartibartfast · Post by **Slartibartfast** » 2002-11-08 11:54am

New sig. You like?

pecker · Post by **pecker** » 2002-11-08 11:58am

Slartibartfast wrote:New sig. You like?

Yet, if a Creationist had a similar sig, he'd be raped faster than a white boy in a Thai prison...

Durandal · Post by **Durandal** » 2002-11-08 12:16pm

salm wrote:i have no problem with that. there´s no better explanation of how the big bang happened, so it can just as well have been god. chances are low of course but it´s not really relevant.

Yes, but there are equally valid explanations, such as the Easter Bunny shat out the universe.

Post by **Ghost Rider** » 2002-11-08 12:30pm

Truly classic Slartibratfast.

Post by **Ghost Rider** » 2002-11-08 12:31pm

As for the Creationist

What...so much stupidity, so little time?

Somehow doesn't have the same effect.

Stormbringer · Post by **Stormbringer** » 2002-11-08 12:44pm

Bow and worship the avatar of you new Lord and God!

neoolong · Post by **neoolong** » 2002-11-08 01:02pm

Stormbringer wrote:

Bow and worship the avatar of you new Lord and God!

Now that is just badass.

The Dark · Post by **The Dark** » 2002-11-08 01:03pm

Archaic` wrote:
salm wrote:there´s no better explanation of how the big bang happened, so it can just as well have been god.
Actually, there is. Read up on M theory. Very enlightening.

Any books on this that are relatively easy to read (as in no calculus)?

Personally, I like the fish with the legs and the wrench, with EVOLVE written in the center. Good stuff.

Guest · Post by **Guest** » 2002-11-08 01:58pm

The Dark wrote:
Archaic` wrote:
salm wrote:there´s no better explanation of how the big bang happened, so it can just as well have been god.
Actually, there is. Read up on M theory. Very enlightening.
Any books on this that are relatively easy to read (as in no calculus)?

Personally, I like the fish with the legs and the wrench, with EVOLVE written in the center. Good stuff.

Comon man, Calculus is not hard!

Kelly Antilles · Post by **Kelly Antilles** » 2002-11-08 02:02pm

King Cosmos wrote: Actually, there is. Read up on M theory. Very enlightening.

Any books on this that are relatively easy to read (as in no calculus)?

Personally, I like the fish with the legs and the wrench, with EVOLVE written in the center. Good stuff.[/quote]

The picture in your sig is driving me NUTS Cosmos. What is it from? I know it.

Comon man, Calculus is not hard![/quote]

Zoink · Post by **Zoink** » 2002-11-08 02:21pm

Thanks for the Darwin Fish link. I especially like the Pagan Fish.

Now to find one of those Darwin Fish. A coworker has a Jesus fish, we'll have dueling fish

Her other sticker says "My Boss is a Jewish Carpenter"... I smacked my head when I saw that one.

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