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a few years ago there was a "if the kids are united" version by a shitty techno band(?) called atari teenage riot. they deserve to die very slowly.
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That's not the worst of it, this is what I've heard about and confirmed on another forum.

Britney Spears to cover "I See All Good People" by Yes
Christina Aguilera to do "Stairway to Heaven" and "God Save the Queen"
Mariah Carey will remake Def Leppard's "Bringing on the Heartache"

This is why I don't listen to the radio anymore, if I heard one of these horrid cover songs I'm afraid I'd go on a killing spree or blow my brains out.
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aerius wrote:That's not the worst of it, this is what I've heard about and confirmed on another forum.

Britney Spears to cover "I See All Good People" by Yes
Christina Aguilera to do "Stairway to Heaven" and "God Save the Queen"
Mariah Carey will remake Def Leppard's "Bringing on the Heartache"

This is why I don't listen to the radio anymore, if I heard one of these horrid cover songs I'm afraid I'd go on a killing spree or blow my brains out.
So if Christina Aguilera sings "God Save the Queen", will she wear a tiny Union Jack top with her tits hanging out of the bottom, like that outfit she wore at the VMAs? Because I could mute the TV and watch that.
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Post by Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi »

I've noticed Chritina Aguleria's becoming 10 times skankier than Britney now. It seems that talent alone wasn't enough to sell.

Anway, what about:

Pavoratti singing Slayer?

The London Symphony Orchestra and a chamber choir playing the Baha Men?
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Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi wrote:I've noticed Chritina Aguleria's becoming 10 times skankier than Britney now. It seems that talent alone wasn't enough to sell.

Anway, what about:

Pavoratti singing Slayer?

The London Symphony Orchestra and a chamber choir playing the Baha Men?

Tori Amos has already done a cover of Slayer's "Raining Blood", Pavarotti might not be too far behind.

Of course the San Fran symphony has already played with Metallica, so the other one's probably not that far fetched either.

Still, it's not a fun thing to think about.
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Well, well just one more reason too kill her, and destroy the French Province more hated then France itself...
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