Crusade in the Cosmos!!!!!

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Crusade in the Cosmos!!!!!

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Crusade in the Cosmos sends you into the future. You have a small fleet of ships and a handful of willing church planters. Your task: to evangelize the galaxy! You'll have to contend with persecution, space pirates, and natural disasters, as well as maintaining supplies for your ships; you may get a visit from an angel, or one of your churches may send you a much-needed love offering. Can you win souls on the dreaded DarkStar?

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No shit, I am NOT making this up.....

Go Google this......
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LOL
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OMFG! :lol:
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Good God! I'm sure in the South, that's an actual game, or at least training for missionaries or JWs.
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Three questions


1) What is the programmer's address?

2) Does this violate the Geneva Convention?

3) How the fuck did Shep find it in the first place?
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LOL
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BZZZTT!!!

*Logic overload*

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I have strange mix of being confused, terrified, bemused, and having the urge to curl over in laughter. Scary doesn't quite cover that.
Funny though
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I'm scared now.
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"Crusade in the Cosmos"? Woah - I bet that has shitty graphics.
(Runs Google search.)
HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAAAAA! Yeah, it's a space exploration game for the '00s. The 1900s, that is. Oh, God, somebody shoot me.
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Hey Radio...Is that a ship design for Homeworld 2? It looks really reminiscent of the interceptors in the first one.

And I wonder if one can play the evil peoples too, :)
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My avatar? Ah, that's a Space Marine vehicle from Warhammer 40,000, I'm afraid.
I really must get Homeworld. :)
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Just wait until they land on a planet with the Aliens critters on it... :twisted:
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EmperorMing wrote:Just wait until they land on a planet with the Aliens critters on it... :twisted:
Oh and no colonial marines to stop them. Too bad. :twisted:
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I always loved that scene in "War of the Worlds" when the preacher marches resolutely toward the alien ships with his Bible held high, expecting it to somehow protect him.

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heh heh I guessed you would! :lol:
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