To all Americans: Be Canadian, eh.

Post by **Mr Bean** » 2002-11-08 09:30am

Acutal I think we could pull off as being Brits Better Eh?

Post by **Colonel Olrik** » 2002-11-08 09:35am

Mr Bean wrote:Acutal I think we could pull off as being Brits Better Eh?

That's probally not a good idea, as well.

Pretend to be portuguese. Nobody cares about Portugal. And, when abroad, we must speak english, so you'll have that part covered.

Post by **haas mark** » 2002-11-08 09:35am

No, I think that Canadians would be better, eh. I mean, they helped get rid of Prohibition, eh.

lol, btw, eh.

salm · Post by **salm** » 2002-11-08 09:36am

Mr Bean wrote:Acutal I think we could pull off as being Brits Better Eh?

try the vatican.

tharkûn · Post by **tharkûn** » 2002-11-08 10:17am

I'd go for Andorran =)

Ted · Post by **Ted** » 2002-11-08 12:10pm

Well, oversees they already do, americans oversees routinely try to get Canadian flags to sew on their backpacks, going so far as to bribe Canadians, as the yanks are treated really badly oversees.

aerius · Post by **aerius** » 2002-11-08 12:13pm

Yup, and some of them are pretty dumb and end up sewing the flags on upside down, thus revealing themselves as complete dumbass Americans.

Post by **Kuja** » 2002-11-08 12:17pm

Well, being from Buffalo, NY, lousy shit-ass town, at least I know which way the leaf goes.

Stormbringer · Post by **Stormbringer** » 2002-11-08 12:17pm

Mr Bean wrote:Acutal I think we could pull off as being Brits Better Eh?

Russian Comrade, I don't think dat the muuslims vill be try'ink anything of da last time.

Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi · Post by **Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi** » 2002-11-08 05:25pm

I can be French. I just don't use deoderant, stop bathing, put on a beret, and yell anti-Semitic comments in a French accent.

Grand Admiral Thrawn · Post by **Grand Admiral Thrawn** » 2002-11-08 05:32pm

Be Canadian? HA! Now who's "America's Bitch" now?

HemlockGrey · Post by **HemlockGrey** » 2002-11-08 05:38pm

Be Canadian? HA! Now who's "America's Bitch" now?

...Canada, Uruguay, Mexico, Vatican, Italy, Iraq, Iran, all the 'stans', India, China, Russia, Argentina, Peru, Morocco, Algeria, Zimbabwe, Australia, Britian, France, Spain, Portugal, Sweden, Ireland...

...Norway, Iceland, Poland, Hungary, Yugoslavia, Honduros, Tawain, Thailand, Laos, Cambodia, Panama, Kuwait, Brazil, New Zealand, Tasmania, Nigeria, Germany, Greece, Turkey...

I have a dictionary, atlas, and a list of UN charter nations. Shall I go on?

Post by **Sea Skimmer** » 2002-11-08 05:49pm

Grand Admiral Thrawn wrote:Be Canadian? HA! Now who's "America's Bitch" now?

Bitch is irrelevant, you will be assimilated.

Post by **Colonel Olrik** » 2002-11-08 06:56pm

Cyril wrote:
Be Canadian? HA! Now who's "America's Bitch" now?
Portugal

Just for that, we won't let you use the Azores base anymore

And I just want to see you managing to keep on fighting without our three F16 and 100 troops stationed in Kosovo.

And we have more troops in Timor than you! Bhhrrrppp!!!

Sienthal · Post by **Sienthal** » 2002-11-08 06:59pm

There! We should pretend to be the borg. If anyone questions our nationality, we could "assimilate" them with a rusty spork.

Post by **Kuja** » 2002-11-08 07:58pm

Colonel Olrik wrote: And I just want to see you managing to keep on fighting without our three F16

Your WHOLE 3 F-16?

Post by **Colonel Olrik** » 2002-11-08 08:38pm

IG-88E wrote:
Colonel Olrik wrote: And I just want to see you managing to keep on fighting without our three F16
Your WHOLE 3 F-16?

At home we have more. About 40 active and ten more as reserves.

We bought them from the U.S some years ago. Used planes with new motors, I believe.

Don't mess with us, you big american bullies, you!

Post by **Kuja** » 2002-11-08 08:42pm

Colonel Olrik wrote:
IG-88E wrote:
Colonel Olrik wrote: And I just want to see you managing to keep on fighting without our three F16
Your WHOLE 3 F-16?

At home we have more. About 40 active and ten more as reserves.

Just the way you said it, it sounded funny.

We bought them from the U.S some years ago. Used planes with new motors, I believe.

couchcough...WHERE'D you get them?

Don't mess with us, you big american bullies, you!

Ooooh! A threat! No new f-16s, just for that!

Post by **Colonel Olrik** » 2002-11-08 08:47pm

IG-88E wrote: Just the way you said it, it sounded funny.

That was the objective

Ooooh! A threat! No new f-16s, just for that!

They were not new. They were second handed.

neoolong · Post by **neoolong** » 2002-11-08 08:50pm

Colonel Olrik wrote:
IG-88E wrote:
Colonel Olrik wrote: And I just want to see you managing to keep on fighting without our three F16
Your WHOLE 3 F-16?

At home we have more. About 40 active and ten more as reserves.

We bought them from the U.S some years ago. Used planes with new motors, I believe.

Don't mess with us, you big american bullies, you!

You do know that statistically speaking used equipment has a high rate of failure. And you can't trust a used car salesman. You think you can trust a used jet salesman? Haha.

Post by **Colonel Olrik** » 2002-11-08 08:57pm

neoolong wrote: You do know that statistically speaking used equipment has a high rate of failure. And you can't trust a used car salesman. You think you can trust a used jet salesman? Haha.

Who cares? It's not like we'll ever need them. They just look good in the parking lot.

In a real fight, the portuguese army would be dead in the water in thirty minutes. NATO would defend us, if anything because we are strategically important, but a serious conflict involving Portugal would certainly be MAD and.. well.. there wouldn't me many things left to protect.

To fight some small stupid people/country abroad seas, in rescue missions and alike, we have a decent navy and the technological difference gives 1st world countries a complete advantage.

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