Superman is such a dick...

Galvatron · Post by **Galvatron** » 2004-12-04 01:36am

Stofsk · Post by **Stofsk** » 2004-12-04 01:45am

Oh man, that's funny.

How did they do it?

Robert Walper · Post by **Robert Walper** » 2004-12-04 01:47am

lol! Good ones!

Galvatron · Post by **Galvatron** » 2004-12-04 01:49am

Those are real comic book covers from back in the day. Look at this one.

Damaramu · Post by **Damaramu** » 2004-12-04 01:53am

This is one of my favorite covers:

Z-Ha-Dum · Post by **Z-Ha-Dum** » 2004-12-04 02:48am

You just have to love those classic covers.

Stofsk · Post by **Stofsk** » 2004-12-04 04:53am

Are these covers for real?

Pcm979 · Post by **Pcm979** » 2004-12-04 04:57am

They're real. Which makes it funnier.

Of course, the whole point of them being so off-the-wall is to get people to read them to find out what on Earth's going on.

Bertie Wooster · Post by **Bertie Wooster** » 2004-12-04 11:17am

These are my favorites:

Crazy Goji · Post by **Crazy Goji** » 2004-12-04 11:43am

This one will always hold a special place in my heart.

Montcalm · Post by **Montcalm** » 2004-12-04 12:41pm

Bertie Wooster wrote:These are my favorites:

I know i should not do this,but there is a proof that Batman is a pedophile

Galvatron · Post by **Galvatron** » 2004-12-04 12:49pm

InnerBrat · Post by **InnerBrat** » 2004-12-04 12:59pm

I think that one is doctored, actually. I've seen it before...

Crazy Goji · Post by **Crazy Goji** » 2004-12-04 01:05pm

You know, Jimmy Olsen, Superman's alleged "Pal" is also a dick.

And my personal two favorites:

2000AD · Post by **2000AD** » 2004-12-04 01:10pm

So i take it Supes didn't use his time telescope to notify Batman his parents would be killed.

Dick

Post by **Kuja** » 2004-12-04 04:01pm

2000AD wrote:So i take it Supes didn't use his time telescope to notify Batman his parents would be killed.

Dick

Hence the thread title, duh.

Post by **The Yosemite Bear** » 2004-12-04 05:09pm

Actually I read the 1990's era one where Barda and Superman not only kiss...

The appear in a porno together....

gotta love an apokolips denizen whose the biggest pervert of all time, and capable of making anyone incredably horny.

Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi · Post by **Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi** » 2004-12-04 05:52pm

Montcalm wrote:
Bertie Wooster wrote:These are my favorites:

http://www.comics.org/graphics/covers/2 ... _4_014.jpg
I know i should not do this,but there is a proof that Batman is a pedophile

For me, it looks more like Batman and Superman are nodding in dissaproval, but Robin wants them to do it.

But seriously, what the hell is with that March-April, Number 33 cover?

Crazy Goji · Post by **Crazy Goji** » 2004-12-04 10:05pm

Remember that movie Mallrats?

Like a shotgun.

Post by **Ghost Rider** » 2004-12-05 12:26am

Ah...the days of yore.

IRG CommandoJoe · Post by **IRG CommandoJoe** » 2004-12-05 01:07am

Crazy Goji wrote:Pic

Wow. If in reality restaraunts had waitresses that looked like that, I'd eat out much more.

IRG CommandoJoe · Post by **IRG CommandoJoe** » 2004-12-05 01:10am

Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi wrote:But seriously, what the hell is with that March-April, Number 33 cover?

Looks like they're being acrobats or something.

Post by **The Yosemite Bear** » 2004-12-05 02:21am

Crazy Goji wrote:Remember that movie Mallrats?

Like a shotgun.

you know some of us can even link to the original physics paper by Larry Niven...

SPOOFE · Post by **SPOOFE** » 2004-12-05 06:39am

If in reality restaraunts had waitresses that looked like that, I'd eat out much more.

Eat WHAT out?

Oh, nevermind. That was too easy.

Galvatron · Post by **Galvatron** » 2004-12-05 07:10am

PWNED!