Just for a day....

OT: anything goes!

Moderator: Edi

User avatar
haas mark
Official SD.Net Insomniac
Posts: 16533
Joined: 2002-09-11 04:29pm
Location: Wouldn't you like to know?
Contact:

Just for a day....

Post by haas mark »

Suppose you were a Creationist fundie for one day. What happens? Well, provided it doesn't kill or harm you and there are no aftereffects the day after.
Robert-Conway.com | lunar sun | TotalEnigma.net

Hot Pants à la Zaia | BotM Lord Monkey Mod OOK!
SDNC | WG | GDC | ACPATHNTDWATGODW | GALE | ISARMA | CotK: [mew]

Formerly verilon

R.I.P. Eddie Guerrero, 09 October 1967 - 13 November 2005


Image
User avatar
Alyrium Denryle
Minister of Sin
Posts: 22224
Joined: 2002-07-11 08:34pm
Location: The Deep Desert
Contact:

Post by Alyrium Denryle »

I would sit at home and post here, confusing you all with a complete about face. then the next day return to normal, again confusing the hell out of everyone :D
GALE Force Biological Agent/
BOTM/Great Dolphin Conspiracy/
Entomology and Evolutionary Biology Subdirector:SD.net Dept. of Biological Sciences


There is Grandeur in the View of Life; it fills me with a Deep Wonder, and Intense Cynicism.

Factio republicanum delenda est
User avatar
salm
Rabid Monkey
Posts: 10296
Joined: 2002-09-09 08:25pm

Post by salm »

do i know that i turn back into a normal human being?

if no, i´d consider suicide.
User avatar
haas mark
Official SD.Net Insomniac
Posts: 16533
Joined: 2002-09-11 04:29pm
Location: Wouldn't you like to know?
Contact:

Post by haas mark »

salm wrote:do i know that i turn back into a normal human being?

if no, i´d consider suicide.
Let's suppose that while you are a fundie, you believe that you have always been that way.
Robert-Conway.com | lunar sun | TotalEnigma.net

Hot Pants à la Zaia | BotM Lord Monkey Mod OOK!
SDNC | WG | GDC | ACPATHNTDWATGODW | GALE | ISARMA | CotK: [mew]

Formerly verilon

R.I.P. Eddie Guerrero, 09 October 1967 - 13 November 2005


Image
User avatar
salm
Rabid Monkey
Posts: 10296
Joined: 2002-09-09 08:25pm

Post by salm »

verilon wrote:
salm wrote:do i know that i turn back into a normal human being?

if no, i´d consider suicide.
Let's suppose that while you are a fundie, you believe that you have always been that way.
well, then i´d probably like being that way, and i´d go around on message boards, or even worse, from door to door trying to convince my people of my idiotic point of view.
User avatar
Dirty Harry
Padawan Learner
Posts: 272
Joined: 2002-08-27 12:35pm
Location: Liverpool U.K
Contact:

Post by Dirty Harry »

then I'd probably do what every fundie thats come here does, start trolling, absolutly convinced that I can save you "sinners".
Would I remeber what I did while I was a fundie? or would it be llike when people turn into werewolfs in films ie: I would not remember what the hell I did.
I felt like putting a bullet between the eyes of every Panda that wouldn't screw to save its species.
I wanted to open the dump valves on oil tankers and smother all the French beaches I'd never see. - Jack, Fight club
User avatar
haas mark
Official SD.Net Insomniac
Posts: 16533
Joined: 2002-09-11 04:29pm
Location: Wouldn't you like to know?
Contact:

Post by haas mark »

Dirty Harry wrote:then I'd probably do what every fundie thats come here does, start trolling, absolutly convinced that I can save you "sinners".
Would I remeber what I did while I was a fundie? or would it be llike when people turn into werewolfs in films ie: I would not remember what the hell I did.
You don't remember.
Robert-Conway.com | lunar sun | TotalEnigma.net

Hot Pants à la Zaia | BotM Lord Monkey Mod OOK!
SDNC | WG | GDC | ACPATHNTDWATGODW | GALE | ISARMA | CotK: [mew]

Formerly verilon

R.I.P. Eddie Guerrero, 09 October 1967 - 13 November 2005


Image
User avatar
Larz
Rabid Monkey
Posts: 1638
Joined: 2002-09-11 04:28pm
Location: A superimposed state between home and work.

Post by Larz »

I would find myself chained in some basement somewhere as my friends would have been working me over all day to rid me of the demon that has possesed me and tooken away all that is me...
"Once again we wanted our heroes to be simple, grizzled everymen with nothing to lose; one foot in the grave, the other wrapped in an American flag and lodged firmly in a terrorist's asshole."


Brotherhood of the Monkey: Nonchalant Disgruntled Monkey
Justice League
User avatar
Dirty Harry
Padawan Learner
Posts: 272
Joined: 2002-08-27 12:35pm
Location: Liverpool U.K
Contact:

Post by Dirty Harry »

phew, probably just as well.
I felt like putting a bullet between the eyes of every Panda that wouldn't screw to save its species.
I wanted to open the dump valves on oil tankers and smother all the French beaches I'd never see. - Jack, Fight club
User avatar
haas mark
Official SD.Net Insomniac
Posts: 16533
Joined: 2002-09-11 04:29pm
Location: Wouldn't you like to know?
Contact:

Post by haas mark »

Larz wrote:I would find myself chained in some basement somewhere as my friends would have been working me over all day to rid me of the demon that has possesed me and tooken away all that is me...
No. You know I'm not that nice.
Robert-Conway.com | lunar sun | TotalEnigma.net

Hot Pants à la Zaia | BotM Lord Monkey Mod OOK!
SDNC | WG | GDC | ACPATHNTDWATGODW | GALE | ISARMA | CotK: [mew]

Formerly verilon

R.I.P. Eddie Guerrero, 09 October 1967 - 13 November 2005


Image
User avatar
Larz
Rabid Monkey
Posts: 1638
Joined: 2002-09-11 04:28pm
Location: A superimposed state between home and work.

Post by Larz »

verilon wrote:
Larz wrote:I would find myself chained in some basement somewhere as my friends would have been working me over all day to rid me of the demon that has possesed me and tooken away all that is me...
No. You know I'm not that nice.
:roll: your not evil, get over it.... I'm talking about people like Psycho Mike, Pierced everything Eric, or Weird Nympho Maria... I do have more friends then 1...
"Once again we wanted our heroes to be simple, grizzled everymen with nothing to lose; one foot in the grave, the other wrapped in an American flag and lodged firmly in a terrorist's asshole."


Brotherhood of the Monkey: Nonchalant Disgruntled Monkey
Justice League
User avatar
haas mark
Official SD.Net Insomniac
Posts: 16533
Joined: 2002-09-11 04:29pm
Location: Wouldn't you like to know?
Contact:

Post by haas mark »

Larz wrote:
verilon wrote:
Larz wrote:I would find myself chained in some basement somewhere as my friends would have been working me over all day to rid me of the demon that has possesed me and tooken away all that is me...
No. You know I'm not that nice.
:roll: your not evil, get over it.... I'm talking about people like Psycho Mike, Pierced everything Eric, or Weird Nympho Maria... I do have more friends then 1...
I know....and yes, I am evil...mew....(sorry, HAD to fit that in somewhere)...just not as far as YOU have witnessed. ;)
Robert-Conway.com | lunar sun | TotalEnigma.net

Hot Pants à la Zaia | BotM Lord Monkey Mod OOK!
SDNC | WG | GDC | ACPATHNTDWATGODW | GALE | ISARMA | CotK: [mew]

Formerly verilon

R.I.P. Eddie Guerrero, 09 October 1967 - 13 November 2005


Image
Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi
What Kind of Username is That?
Posts: 9254
Joined: 2002-07-10 08:53pm
Location: Back in PA

Post by Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi »

If I was fundie for a day, I probably wouldn't post here, I'd be "spraeding the word" elsewhere. Ther next day, I'd return to normal and come here.
BotM: Just another monkey|HAB
User avatar
Larz
Rabid Monkey
Posts: 1638
Joined: 2002-09-11 04:28pm
Location: A superimposed state between home and work.

Post by Larz »

verilon wrote:
Larz wrote:
verilon wrote: No. You know I'm not that nice.
:roll: your not evil, get over it.... I'm talking about people like Psycho Mike, Pierced everything Eric, or Weird Nympho Maria... I do have more friends then 1...
I know....and yes, I am evil...mew....(sorry, HAD to fit that in somewhere)...just not as far as YOU have witnessed. ;)
:roll: mmmkay :roll:
"Once again we wanted our heroes to be simple, grizzled everymen with nothing to lose; one foot in the grave, the other wrapped in an American flag and lodged firmly in a terrorist's asshole."


Brotherhood of the Monkey: Nonchalant Disgruntled Monkey
Justice League
User avatar
Raptor 597
Sith Devotee
Posts: 3338
Joined: 2002-08-01 03:54pm
Location: Lafayette, Louisiana

Post by Raptor 597 »

If I was my normal intimidated Fundie self from the past I would too intimidated too post here. I'd probably just tell myself bullshit for a day, rocking back and forth. Remember, only stupid Fundies come and attack, thw others are too afraid.
Formerly the artist known as Captain Lennox

"To myself I am only a child playing on the beach, while vast oceans of truth lie undiscovered before me." - Sir Isaac Newton
User avatar
Darth Wong
Sith Lord
Sith Lord
Posts: 70028
Joined: 2002-07-03 12:25am
Location: Toronto, Canada
Contact:

Post by Darth Wong »

The day afterwards, I would have to explain to Rebecca what the fuck happened to me, and why I became a fundie lunatic for the last 24 hours. Naturally, I would have to prove that I've returned to normal by committing acts of sexual debauchery with her which are illegal in 11 states :)
Image
"It's not evil for God to do it. Or for someone to do it at God's command."- Jonathan Boyd on baby-killing

"you guys are fascinated with the use of those "rules of logic" to the extent that you don't really want to discussus anything."- GC

"I do not believe Russian Roulette is a stupid act" - Embracer of Darkness

"Viagra commercials appear to save lives" - tharkûn on US health care.

http://www.stardestroyer.net/Mike/RantMode/Blurbs.html
User avatar
Stormbringer
King of Democracy
Posts: 22678
Joined: 2002-07-15 11:22pm

Post by Stormbringer »

Darth Wong wrote:The day afterwards, I would have to explain to Rebecca what the fuck happened to me, and why I became a fundie lunatic for the last 24 hours. Naturally, I would have to prove that I've returned to normal by committing acts of sexual debauchery with her which are illegal in 11 states :)
Only 11 states? I'm sure you could do better than that.
Image
User avatar
Darth Wong
Sith Lord
Sith Lord
Posts: 70028
Joined: 2002-07-03 12:25am
Location: Toronto, Canada
Contact:

Post by Darth Wong »

Oh, I almost forgot: I would have to search through the garbage to find all the pornography that I would have thrown out while in 24-hour Fundie Mode.
Image
"It's not evil for God to do it. Or for someone to do it at God's command."- Jonathan Boyd on baby-killing

"you guys are fascinated with the use of those "rules of logic" to the extent that you don't really want to discussus anything."- GC

"I do not believe Russian Roulette is a stupid act" - Embracer of Darkness

"Viagra commercials appear to save lives" - tharkûn on US health care.

http://www.stardestroyer.net/Mike/RantMode/Blurbs.html
User avatar
Arthur_Tuxedo
Sith Acolyte
Posts: 5637
Joined: 2002-07-23 03:28am
Location: San Francisco, California

Re: Just for a day....

Post by Arthur_Tuxedo »

verilon wrote:Suppose you were a Creationist fundie for one day. What happens? Well, provided it doesn't kill or harm you and there are no aftereffects the day after.
Have you been reading The Shadow Out Of Time?
"I'm so fast that last night I turned off the light switch in my hotel room and was in bed before the room was dark." - Muhammad Ali

"Dating is not supposed to be easy. It's supposed to be a heart-pounding, stomach-wrenching, gut-churning exercise in pitting your fear of rejection and public humiliation against your desire to find a mate. Enjoy." - Darth Wong
User avatar
haas mark
Official SD.Net Insomniac
Posts: 16533
Joined: 2002-09-11 04:29pm
Location: Wouldn't you like to know?
Contact:

Re: Just for a day....

Post by haas mark »

Arthur_Tuxedo wrote:
verilon wrote:Suppose you were a Creationist fundie for one day. What happens? Well, provided it doesn't kill or harm you and there are no aftereffects the day after.
Have you been reading The Shadow Out Of Time?
No I spew random thoughts. Never heard of that btw.
Robert-Conway.com | lunar sun | TotalEnigma.net

Hot Pants à la Zaia | BotM Lord Monkey Mod OOK!
SDNC | WG | GDC | ACPATHNTDWATGODW | GALE | ISARMA | CotK: [mew]

Formerly verilon

R.I.P. Eddie Guerrero, 09 October 1967 - 13 November 2005


Image
User avatar
Kuja
The Dark Messenger
Posts: 19322
Joined: 2002-07-11 12:05am
Location: AZ

Post by Kuja »

I would end up horrified at the amount of hentai saved in my comp.
Image
JADAFETWA
User avatar
Arthur_Tuxedo
Sith Acolyte
Posts: 5637
Joined: 2002-07-23 03:28am
Location: San Francisco, California

Re: Just for a day....

Post by Arthur_Tuxedo »

verilon wrote:No I spew random thoughts. Never heard of that btw.
It's a short story by H.P. Lovecraft. My favorite of his that I've read so far. You can read it here.
"I'm so fast that last night I turned off the light switch in my hotel room and was in bed before the room was dark." - Muhammad Ali

"Dating is not supposed to be easy. It's supposed to be a heart-pounding, stomach-wrenching, gut-churning exercise in pitting your fear of rejection and public humiliation against your desire to find a mate. Enjoy." - Darth Wong
User avatar
Tsyroc
Emperor's Hand
Posts: 13748
Joined: 2002-07-29 08:35am
Location: Tucson, Arizona

Post by Tsyroc »

From what I've been told I'd probably spend that one day blind...at least. 8)
By the pricking of my thumb,
Something wicked this way comes.
Open, locks,
Whoever knocks.
User avatar
Stormbringer
King of Democracy
Posts: 22678
Joined: 2002-07-15 11:22pm

Re: Just for a day....

Post by Stormbringer »

Arthur_Tuxedo wrote:
verilon wrote:No I spew random thoughts. Never heard of that btw.
It's a short story by H.P. Lovecraft. My favorite of his that I've read so far. You can read it here.
Damn good shirt story. I rather prefer At the Mountains of Madness myself.
Image
User avatar
Darth Yoshi
Metroid
Posts: 7342
Joined: 2002-07-04 10:00pm
Location: Seattle
Contact:

Post by Darth Yoshi »

IG-88E wrote:I would end up horrified at the amount of hentai saved in my comp.
You'd probably end up deleting it, too. Which is why my files are all in a hidden folder.

To answer the question, I'd go out and start preaching, then wake up the next day with a concussion from my friends.
Image
Fragment of the Lord of Nightmares, release thy heavenly retribution. Blade of cold, black nothingness: become my power, become my body. Together, let us walk the path of destruction and smash even the souls of the Gods! RAGNA BLADE!
Lore Monkey | the Pichu-master™
Secularism—since AD 80
Av: Elika; Prince of Persia
Post Reply