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STGOD or Single Character RP?

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Other (Specify please)
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The Yosemite Bear
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Post by The Yosemite Bear »

I think we should call the commisar "Black Knight of the Inperium" or the 6 billion Credit man...
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Post by Petrosjko »

Okay, stay the hell away from the family jewels now. You can lose an eye, you can lose an arm, but Mr. Happy, now them's fightin' words.
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Post by Pcm979 »

Oh, come on. They could get him an even happier one.

They're not called Iron Men for nothing.
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Post by Petrosjko »

The Yosemite Bear wrote:I think we should call the commisar "Black Knight of the Inperium" or the 6 billion Credit man...
"It's just a flesh wound!"

Oh hell, I hadn't even thought of that... rofl.
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Post by Petrosjko »

Pcm979 wrote:Oh, come on. They could get him an even happier one.

They're not called Iron Men for nothing.
This is some form of sick revenge, isn't it?
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Post by Pcm979 »

Oh, come on. 12 inch, self-lubing, piston-mounted...
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Post by GeneralTacticus »

Question: Where might I obtain a hexagrammatic (sp?) ward? I'm thoroughly sick and tired of being thumped around by psykers and surviving through pure luck.
"The bird let out a slow chicken cackle. It sounded like a chicken, but in her heart she knew it wasn't. In that instant, she completely understood the concept of a chicken that was not a chicken. This looked like a chicken, like most of the Mud People's chickens. But this was no chicken.

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Post by Pcm979 »

They're pretty damn rare. Take one off a CSM corpse.
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Post by Petrosjko »

Great, everyone passes out and leaves the dis-armed commissar to call for medical help...

What sort of RPM are we talking, Pcm?
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Post by Pcm979 »

To quote the Cat from Red Dwarf: "Put a Black 'n' Decker on it and I can go through walls, baby!"
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Post by Petrosjko »

Just make sure there's an aquila engraved on the tip, and Prius will be quite happy.
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Post by Imperial Overlord »

Question: Where might I obtain a hexagrammatic (sp?) ward? I'm thoroughly sick and tired of being thumped around by psykers and surviving through pure luck.
You described Adivan as having mild psyker abilities. Almost all psykers can resist to some extent powers being used against them. Since Adivan is an inquisitor, he's definitely had training on doing just that.
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Post by GeneralTacticus »

Pcm979 wrote:They're pretty damn rare. Take one off a CSM corpse.
Would they actually have any?
"The bird let out a slow chicken cackle. It sounded like a chicken, but in her heart she knew it wasn't. In that instant, she completely understood the concept of a chicken that was not a chicken. This looked like a chicken, like most of the Mud People's chickens. But this was no chicken.

"This was evil manifest."

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Post by Imperial Overlord »

Grossly unlikely that anyone with the possible exception of the expedition leader would have any. Give me a few minutes and I might have some other ideas for you.
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Post by Petrosjko »

Gentlemen, let's raise our glasses to IO for running one HELL of a kick-ass scene. That was a masterpiece of tension and drama.
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Post by Pcm979 »

Hey, you realise that IO, Petro and I have all co-GMed battles now?

All were excellent, if I may say so.
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Post by Petrosjko »

You realize those bastard kroot of yours ate the one limb that Prius could've had reattached...

The arm, well, chainswords don't cut so clean, so the scene in the medicae is remniscent of the one from the first Naked Gun.

"We think we can save your husband's arm. Where do you want it sent?"
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Post by GeneralTacticus »

btw, ship-wide communications are back, if anyone wants to use them.
"The bird let out a slow chicken cackle. It sounded like a chicken, but in her heart she knew it wasn't. In that instant, she completely understood the concept of a chicken that was not a chicken. This looked like a chicken, like most of the Mud People's chickens. But this was no chicken.

"This was evil manifest."

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Post by Pcm979 »

Fixed.

Ate it? What do you mean? It musta crawled off... :D
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Post by Petrosjko »

No, all the lazy bastards are sleeping it off now. Shall we jump ahead to the revivals?
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Post by GeneralTacticus »

Petrosjko wrote:Gentlemen, let's raise our glasses to IO for running one HELL of a kick-ass scene. That was a masterpiece of tension and drama.
Indeed.

*looks around for a glass to raise*
"The bird let out a slow chicken cackle. It sounded like a chicken, but in her heart she knew it wasn't. In that instant, she completely understood the concept of a chicken that was not a chicken. This looked like a chicken, like most of the Mud People's chickens. But this was no chicken.

"This was evil manifest."

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Post by Pcm979 »

*Has 2 glasses; Raises them both for good measure*
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Post by Petrosjko »

Okay, so Lilith recovers his leg, and his arm, filled with righteous zeal, crawled back to the thunderhawk and tried to strangle a retreating marine...
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Post by GeneralTacticus »

Petrosjko wrote:No, all the lazy bastards are sleeping it off now. Shall we jump ahead to the revivals?
I suppose we might as well, unless there are more Legionaires running around somewhere. What shall we do about the Thunderhawk still sitting in the docking bay? Leave it for the Iron Men? Launch some Starhawks and blast it from outside?
"The bird let out a slow chicken cackle. It sounded like a chicken, but in her heart she knew it wasn't. In that instant, she completely understood the concept of a chicken that was not a chicken. This looked like a chicken, like most of the Mud People's chickens. But this was no chicken.

"This was evil manifest."

- Terry "Not a fantasy author, honest" Goodkind, bringing unintentional comedy to a bookshop near you since 1994.
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Post by Imperial Overlord »

Gentlemen, I could not have done it without the support of my talented players. I salute you.


Tacticus the equally rare psychic hood will boost your character's psychic abilities, including nullifying hostile powers. Your power armour will defend you from warp blasts just as it will from other attacks. Remember power armour is also stronger in the fluff. Attacks that will cook a human will just piss off people in power armour. /A slightly less rare refractor field will give you additional protection from energy attacks.

Petrosjko, I think you have been given the ultimate compliment by having the Kroot eat your arm.
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