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STGOD or Single Character RP?

STGOD
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6%
Single Character RP
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78%
Other (Specify please)
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Post by Pcm979 »

Erm? What was that about?
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Post by Petrosjko »

Unholy amounts of carnage from a proscribed weapon.

I like. Oh, I like.
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Post by Imperial Overlord »

It was mentioned on another thread. A theoretical fluff conversion of a Marine to table top. They cost about 100 points each because they are such heinous munchkins.
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I swear that when I last looked at that post it was blank. :?
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Post by GeneralTacticus »

It was.
"The bird let out a slow chicken cackle. It sounded like a chicken, but in her heart she knew it wasn't. In that instant, she completely understood the concept of a chicken that was not a chicken. This looked like a chicken, like most of the Mud People's chickens. But this was no chicken.

"This was evil manifest."

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Post by Typhonis 1 »

I changed my mind about a post but then decided not to do it...somehow I hit send instead of back, thats why it was blank....... as as for the munckiny marines...they litterally are Bolter range 30 assault 4
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Post by Petrosjko »

Good citizens would of course report this discovery of blatant heresy to the local Ecclesiarchy or Arbites.

The crew of the Wager will of course send an anonymous message to Inquisitor Rosanthor and make themselves scarce.
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Strength 4 weaponry is vile. Heavy machineguns, shuriken catapults, and bolters are not kind to human flesh.
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Post by Petrosjko »

Oh, good conclusion there, IO.
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Post by Imperial Overlord »

Thank you. I rewrote the last sentence three times due to the corniness of the first two versions.
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Post by Typhonis 1 »

of course in the origional Rogue Trder Rules Catapults had a longer range than bolters and could do something called follow fire.....nasty ability if you hit one target there was a chance you could hit a secod or third or fourth one if they were packed in close enough together.
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Post by Typhonis 1 »

Night all have fun
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Post by Petrosjko »

Oh good thing that Prius isn't present for that particular conversation. It'd be all 'No mercy for the apostate' this and 'Screaming at the feet of his new masters in the warp' that.
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Post by Pcm979 »

Hrm. I need something else to do. Something non-combat oriented.

Inq. Talstrem and Gix are hogging all the angst, damnit! :P
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Post by Imperial Overlord »

That's why he's not having that conversation with Prius. :P
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Post by Petrosjko »

You can intercept the anonymous message directed to inquisitor Rosanthor somehow, Pcm. :wink:
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Post by Pcm979 »

What is in said anonymous message? "Deep fried cultists, don't call us, we'll call you?" :)
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Post by Petrosjko »

Something akin to that, yes.
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Post by Petrosjko »

D'OH!

Inquisitorial attention from every side! BAD BAD BAD FOR BUSINESS!
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Post by Petrosjko »

Adivan gets an appointment to visit... which unfortunately happens to come at the same time that Pater just decides to 'drop in'.

Just to make life interesting.
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Post by Pcm979 »

One's looking to buy, though. Those Inquisitorial pockets have Divine Near-bottomlessness. :P
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Post by Petrosjko »

Quick clarification, just to be sure- Prius did not mention on the comms why he was paging Nate, just paged him.

He's paranoid too.

Your post steered clear of assuming he did, but I wanted to be clear on the matter.

Lt. Severa is quite the asset. :wink:
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Post by Imperial Overlord »

Yes she is.

If she knew anything more substantive about the message, she would have told Gix. She only knows about the comms activity, not the contents.
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Post by Imperial Overlord »

Oh, and were Inquisition. Paranoia is standard issue in 50 gallon drums (known in a lost tongue as "Texas sized") with a mandatory refill every 6 months.
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Post by Petrosjko »

Well, perhaps in other places they're known as 'Texas Sized'.

Here, they're part of the Kid's Meal. :lol:

Since Typh has sacked out, feel free to have Gix drop in on Prius.
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