Perverting the songs

Kreshna Aryaguna Nurzaman · Post by **Kreshna Aryaguna Nurzaman** » 2004-12-17 10:12am

Well, still remember my thoughts about the Song "Solitaire"?

While I found many people disagree with my, ahem, unorthodox view, the most recent post by Zerg Goddess actually stirred up my curiousity further:

Zerg Goddess wrote:
Kreshna Aryaguna Nurzaman wrote:
bohemianfey wrote:It's probably one of those songs that's meant be interpreted either way. If people want to find it sixk, g'head but if they don't that works too.
So there are other songs?
No there isn't you hatass. ARFGGGGGGGGGg.

So after listening to various MP3s while writing up my report, I believe there ARE other songs could be interpreted in certain way. An example is If Only by Hanson. Take a look at some part of the lyric below.

If only I had the guts to feel this way,
if only you'd look at me and want to stay,
if only I could take you in my arms and say,
I won't go cuz I need you

Sit here waiting, wondering, hoping that I'll make this right
Cuz all I think about is your hands, your face and all these lonely nights

Note those words: your HANDS and your FACE. They brought me to conclusion that this song was the favorite of Bill Clinton after he broke up with Monika Lewinsky.

I bet there are tons of songs out there which could be interpreted in more or less similar way. So anyone want to contribute?

Dooey Jo · Post by **Dooey Jo** » 2004-12-17 11:07am

You could interpret any song that way, see:

Weird Al Yankovic wrote: Oh the Council was impressed of course,
could he bring balance to the Force?
They interviewed the kid
oh training they forbid

Because Yoda sensed in him much fear
but Qui-Gon said; now listen here
just stick it in your pointy ear
I still will traing this boy

Obviously Qui-Gon wants to stick his penis in Yoda's ear. What a sex-freak Qui-Gon is!

Kreshna Aryaguna Nurzaman · Post by **Kreshna Aryaguna Nurzaman** » 2004-12-17 11:11am

Dooey Jo wrote:You could interpret any song that way, see:

Weird Al Yankovic wrote: Oh the Council was impressed of course,
could he bring balance to the Force?
They interviewed the kid
oh training they forbid

Because Yoda sensed in him much fear
but Qui-Gon said; now listen here
just stick it in your pointy ear
I still will traing this boy
Obviously Qui-Gon wants to stick his penis in Yoda's ear. What a sex-freak Qui-Gon is!

Actually it may work, considering Yoda's height is quite ideal for anyone with such kink!

Falkenhayn · Post by **Falkenhayn** » 2004-12-17 12:23pm

The Rafe song "Bannana Phone".

Kreshna Aryaguna Nurzaman · Post by **Kreshna Aryaguna Nurzaman** » 2004-12-17 12:26pm

Falkenhayn wrote:The Rafe song "Bannana Phone".

lyric, please

Kreshna Aryaguna Nurzaman · Post by **Kreshna Aryaguna Nurzaman** » 2004-12-17 12:33pm

Kreshna Aryaguna Nurzaman wrote:
Falkenhayn wrote:The Rafe song "Bannana Phone".
lyric, please

Ah, never mind that. After analyzing the lyric myself, it seems that the song is about someone who has delusion about various things he can do with his penis (including eating it), not to mention he thinks his mama, grandma, and sister have such thing too. The word 'dogapone' still puzzles me, though.

Anyway, what's your analysis about the song?

The Third Man · Post by **The Third Man** » 2004-12-17 12:54pm

"Kreshna Aryaguna Nurzaman wrote: I bet there are tons of songs out there which could be interpreted in more or less similar way. So anyone want to contribute?

You might, possibly, maybe find some on this album

Kreshna Aryaguna Nurzaman · Post by **Kreshna Aryaguna Nurzaman** » 2004-12-17 04:37pm

The Third Man wrote:
"Kreshna Aryaguna Nurzaman wrote: I bet there are tons of songs out there which could be interpreted in more or less similar way. So anyone want to contribute?
You might, possibly, maybe find some on this album

Actually I found the cover intriguing.....

SyntaxVorlon · Post by **SyntaxVorlon** » 2004-12-17 10:19pm

I prefer the songs that are actual innuendo.
Such as The Pianist by General Degree.