Pimp my desktop!

Chardok · Post by **Chardok** » 2004-12-15 07:59am

Okay, all you lucky people! You get the joy of encouraging my laziness! That's right! You PSP'ers and photoshoppers and whatever. You all know what I like! Gunney Hartman, the Master Chief, M-60's, Mk19's, Airwolf, Star Wars, Ice pirates (Dont you dare put ice pirates on there), LotR, etc. My challenge to you is to cobble me together a really neat wallpaper for my desktop at home! I use 1024X768 resolution. My current wallpaper is an AvP crapfest that's been on there far too long. The weiner gets the pleasure of having their handiwork on my desktop until such time as I get tired of looking at it!

FAQ:

1. What? Are you kidding me, Chardok?!

Absolutely not! This is 100% for real! I'll proudly display your work for all to enjoy! All shall love you and despair!

2. Is this for real?

YEAH! Totally! Would I lie?! Would you DARE question the word of a Halo fanwhore?

3. What?!

Mmm hmm. no foolin'.

4. Come on.

I'm dead serious.

5. Why are you doing this?

Can you not read? I'm lazy. Plus I don't know how, and nothing on the internet is customizable to my....somewhat diverse....tastes!

6. Must the Masterchief be on it.

No. He doesn't have to be, but if you want to win, he should be in there somewhere. Cause if someone posts one with the Chief in it....you lose. (unless the chief looks like he's cut out from a magazine)

7. Caption?

Sure! Go ahead. You guys prolly know me better than anyone. I have very few if any friends, and I've spilled my guts all over this board ad nauseum.

8. can it be humorous? Like a bug on Klendathu running the masterchief through with a legspine?

Besides the fact that this is impossible, because the masterchief would personally destory the entire population of bugs on Keldathu with nothing but a jar of peanut butter and some pocket lint, entrants submitting a desktop showing the masterchief being killed will be promptly paid a visit to by the Department of Bungie security. But, yes, It can be humorous.

9. Are you stupid or something?

Stupid is as stupid does.

bohemianfey · Post by **bohemianfey** » 2004-12-15 01:24pm

Just a quick question, love. Do you smoke crack by any chance?

Chardok · Post by **Chardok** » 2004-12-15 02:02pm

bohemianfey wrote:Just a quick question, love. Do you smoke crack by any chance?

That was random...The answer is, not surprisingly, a resounding no.

bohemianfey · Post by **bohemianfey** » 2004-12-15 02:14pm

Chardok wrote:
bohemianfey wrote:Just a quick question, love. Do you smoke crack by any chance?
That was random...The answer is, not surprisingly, a resounding no.

Just checking.

Post by **RogueIce** » 2004-12-15 03:10pm

What if I give you a really pimpin' looking Navy ship? Or something cool from Grand Theft Auto 3 or Homeworld?

Or both... *schemes*

Rye · Post by **Rye** » 2004-12-15 03:30pm

You know what? I just might do it. Consider it an xmas present.

moku · Post by **moku** » 2004-12-18 02:48am

You could overcome your laziness and earn to do it yourself or, if you have gotten tired of your old 'paper, google. There is a multitude of stuff out there anyway.
*shrug*

Post by **Ghost Rider** » 2004-12-18 08:20am

moku wrote:You could overcome your laziness and earn to do it yourself or, if you have gotten tired of your old 'paper, google. There is a multitude of stuff out there anyway.
*shrug*

And you could stop being a spamming fucktard and not do a +1 post by going "Why are you doing this again?"

Jordie · Post by **Jordie** » 2004-12-18 08:49am

I found the original for this on 4chan, so you've probably seen it before.

Companion Cube · Post by **Companion Cube** » 2004-12-18 12:29pm

Chardok · Post by **Chardok** » 2004-12-20 06:55am

Thank you 3I! Desktopped!

Post by **Zaia** » 2004-12-20 02:24pm

3rd Impact wrote:

Hahahha...um...riiiight...

What's the writing in red say? And what's the deal with the dog in the bunny ears? And do I even really want to know?

Post by **Ghost Rider** » 2004-12-20 03:17pm

Zaia wrote:
3rd Impact wrote:
Hahahha...um...riiiight...

What's the writing in red say? And what's the deal with the dog in the bunny ears? And do I even really want to know?

I think the red is a signature...the bunny eared thing...might be....urrrrrmmmmmm some sexual beastie.

All in all true, Chardock nonsense and insanity

Companion Cube · Post by **Companion Cube** » 2004-12-20 03:26pm

I find I do my best work when holding my breath and poking myself in the eye repeatedly.

To Zaia: The red is indeed the signature; i'm not really sure about the dog-bunny.

darthdavid · Post by **darthdavid** » 2004-12-20 04:10pm

just for you chardok...

Chardok · Post by **Chardok** » 2004-12-20 04:37pm

Ooh! Both so good! I must comprimise! 3I on desktop at work. DD for desktop at home! woot! Thank you guys! This is a wondeful SD.Net experience!

darthdavid · Post by **darthdavid** » 2004-12-20 04:56pm

Glad you enjoy it.