Asshat gets caught cybering in Everquest. World laughs.

LordShaithis · Post by **LordShaithis** » 2004-12-21 02:18am

http://www.eq2permafrost.com/forum/view ... sc&start=0

The pic that started it all is no longer visible, but for the record it was an image of Ceciliantas cybering some "chick" in EverQuest 2. A chick other than his in-game "girlfriend." Cecil proceeds to melt down and threatens to sue the entire internet. His "girlfriend" shows up to disown him. People from other MMOG forums, other game forums, and forums that have nothing to do with gaming show up to mock him from around the world. Everyone from Star Wars Galaxies to Ebaums World. Cecil goes insane, demands the thread be deleted, threatens to have the forums shut down by law enforcement, and rambles about the original poster having to "face his Justice!"

By the end of page two, it's the funniest fucking thread in the history of the universe.

Tasoth · Post by **Tasoth** » 2004-12-21 03:50am

The Pic! (NSFW language!)
I hate you shaithis, I've spent over two hours looking for this damned thing. Fark, SA and Slashdot have all got wind. Man this guy sucks at life.

LordShaithis · Post by **LordShaithis** » 2004-12-21 04:08am

Isn't it great? The guy makes every retard who ever threatened to sue Mike look like a genius in comparison. The funny thing is, if he'd never replied to the thread, or if he made some generic "ha ha, you got me" response, you and I would never have heard of it. He might have taken some heat from a small circle of fellow EverQuest catasses, but nothing on the epic scale of this.

HemlockGrey · Post by **HemlockGrey** » 2004-12-21 05:14am

Anyone got a working copy of the pic?

HemlockGrey · Post by **HemlockGrey** » 2004-12-21 05:26am

Nevermind.

http://pics.bbzzdd.com/search.php?q=cecil

LordShaithis · Post by **LordShaithis** » 2004-12-21 05:34am

Go to page 15 and look for a long post by the creator of the thread.

Apparently the "woman" Cecil was cybering was a MAN, and the entire thing was cooked up as a setup by a guild Cecil's psycho ass had been harrassing. The guy unveiled his identity, that of his guild, and finally posted the original unedited screenshots of the cyber, as well as of the setup. The whole thing was an evil scheme of Palpatine evilness, that worked far better than hoped.

This pic appears to work, read the chat.

http://pics.bbzzdd.com/users/lcause/Cecil5.JPG

DaveJB · Post by **DaveJB** » 2004-12-21 06:50am

You have to copy/paste that link. Clicking it won't work.

Chardok · Post by **Chardok** » 2004-12-21 07:13am

Salthis, you are a god, that's all, just a God. That was the a-number-1 funniest horseshit I've seen EVER. wow....just wow. Thank you. Thank you so much for reinforcing my love of WoW. and for brightening up my week. AAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Chardok · Post by **Chardok** » 2004-12-21 07:38am

Lookkie what I found in that thread.....talk about pwned...
Fucks up the formatting, but this is too good.

Piccie

Durandal · Post by **Durandal** » 2004-12-21 09:53am

This is one of the funniest things I've read in a long time.

Chardok · Post by **Chardok** » 2004-12-21 11:20am

280,000 views on that thread....christ almighty....

EDIT_____________________

Site down. Please god let someone have mirrored it....

Post by **Dalton** » 2004-12-21 11:47am

Wow, the server melted.

Durandal · Post by **Durandal** » 2004-12-21 11:52am

Wow, the Slashdot effect with no help from Slashdot.

Uraniun235 · Post by **Uraniun235** » 2004-12-21 02:11pm

The PMs at the end of the thread are gold, especially this last tidbit:

Ceciliantas wrote:Im serious Zodiak, this has gone on too far, the thread should be locked or closed, this is considered harrassment, I dont want to get the authorities involved in this silly crap, but I am tired of dealing with it, im tired of it all and im tired of watching my girlfriend suffer and hate me cuz of this asshole who thinks he can be a big man editing this crap.

I will quit the game if Star doesnt come to see thru this and come back to me again.

Hahahahahaha, he doesn't comprehend that she ("she"?) left him and that she's not his girlfriend anymore!

Shinova · Post by **Shinova** » 2004-12-21 02:31pm

Chardok wrote:Piccie

Ah yes, because telling everyone on the internet that you have a sis complex and a panty fetish is the smartest thing to do. Hahahahahaha!!

Doofus had it coming.

LordShaithis · Post by **LordShaithis** » 2004-12-21 04:04pm

That was indeed golden. And as a World of Warcraft player, I just have to say... Ha ha, EverQuest losers!

Knighthawk · Post by **Knighthawk** » 2004-12-21 04:10pm

Hotfoot explained this situation to me. See, cybering, unless there's a real relationship is just sad. This, this is just more evidence to that effect. It also proves that if you're gonna be a dick to those around you, LOCK THE DOOR!

-K

President Sharky · Post by **President Sharky** » 2004-12-21 04:25pm

The link is down, I can't read the thread.

Durandal · Post by **Durandal** » 2004-12-21 04:41pm

Shinova wrote:
Chardok wrote:Piccie
Ah yes, because telling everyone on the internet that you have a sis complex and a panty fetish is the smartest thing to do. Hahahahahaha!! Doofus had it coming.

Honestly, I can't feel sorry for the guy. If he was stupid enough to post a question like that in public, he almost deserves what happens to him.

Hotfoot · Post by **Hotfoot** » 2004-12-21 05:20pm

The choice bits can be read here

Oh god, this is hilarious. I was so pissed off earlier today, and this just made it all go away...

Tasoth · Post by **Tasoth** » 2004-12-21 05:21pm

That SA pic I posted up in the chat last night. Whats funny is that MMOG are his fucking life. Read the pic where the joke is revealed by the guild. He is a sad, sad piece of humanity.

Chardok · Post by **Chardok** » 2004-12-21 05:43pm

Hotfoot wrote:The choice bits can be read here

Oh god, this is hilarious. I was so pissed off earlier today, and this just made it all go away...

Amen. I made an account just to show that the thread has made it to sites not related to EQII. I, of course, did not mention SDN, just that we have nothing to do (Directly) with EQ. I am part of history.

I'll never post there again, but this setup by enigma and allanah is genius. Major props to them for improving my outlook at buffing my week!

Knighthawk · Post by **Knighthawk** » 2004-12-21 08:05pm

I think, that in a day and age where the internet is so diverse and decentralized it's so nice to see the entire userbase for every forum, chatgroup, and website pull together to rip one man, a singular individual, a new asshole.

It's too beautiful for words

Someone hand me a tissue, I think I'm gonna cry

*sniffles*

-K

Master of Ossus · Post by **Master of Ossus** » 2004-12-22 01:06am

ROFL.

Please donate to help keep this site up! These forums have generated so much traffic over the past few days that my webhost is screaming at me. Please help out and keep Cecil's thread alive!

Chardok · Post by **Chardok** » 2004-12-22 07:45am

LOL~! Poor bastarde applied to a harcore guild on another board, and was pwned yet again. ROFL! God, this poor bastard. His paladin is effectively useless now!

his application to the EQ guild Transcendence.

StarDestroyer.Net BBS

Asshat gets caught cybering in Everquest. World laughs.

Asshat gets caught cybering in Everquest. World laughs.

It's good to see the internet pull together