Aw what tha hell! Time for a classic SpaceBattles Debate!

SirNitram · Post by **SirNitram** » 2002-11-09 05:56pm

Alyrium Denryle wrote:*Karsus' avatar explodes as his brain is converted to anti-matter.*

Hahahahah you fool! Karsus was a weakling, he can take out gods, but I oversee his very spellcasting!

While you were playing with the mortal, I stole your sourcebooks and sheet.

Post by **Alyrium Denryle** » 2002-11-09 06:01pm

I memorized them. And have multiple copies.

SirNitram · Post by **SirNitram** » 2002-11-09 06:05pm

Alyrium Denryle wrote:I memorized them. And have multiple copies.

I erased your memory and burned your copies.

Take that, godmoder.

Post by **Alyrium Denryle** » 2002-11-09 11:58pm

I make my will save. against memory erasure with a crit!

Post by **Mr Bean** » 2002-11-10 12:00am

I make my will save. against memory erasure with a crit

Critical Falure Ironcily enough

Post by **haas mark** » 2002-11-10 12:01am

That is such a pain in the ass.....ODMODER!

:roll:

Post by **Alyrium Denryle** » 2002-11-10 12:08am

Even with a critcal failure, He still makes his check. Through alternate rules a critical fumble is a mere -10+mod. This is representative of the fact that even if everything goes wrong, a person with enough skill can still succeed. And because I am the DM and can rewrite time and the multiverse itself my roll is irrelevant.(or in other words it doesnt mater because even id i did roll a 1 my skill is so high I cant fail) you must remember Karsus, was a mortal.

SirNitram · Post by **SirNitram** » 2002-11-10 12:59am

Alyrium Denryle wrote:Even with a critcal failure, He still makes his check. Through alternate rules a critical fumble is a mere -10+mod. This is representative of the fact that even if everything goes wrong, a person with enough skill can still succeed. And because I am the DM and can rewrite time and the multiverse itself my roll is irrelevant.(or in other words it doesnt mater because even id i did roll a 1 my skill is so high I cant fail) you must remember Karsus, was a mortal.

Karsus may have been mortal....

I am not.

*Unleashes pure Chaos, causing the rules to loose coherency*

SAMAS · Post by **SAMAS** » 2002-11-10 01:00am

Ghost Rider wrote:Actually for that matter...screw all that I want someone to say what is going to stop a rampaging Tarrasque for Pokemon.

Seriously that thing is truly a machine of pure killing, and made to resist just about everything in D&D. Sorry convention fire, lightning...and other elemental won't hurt it...physical does so little...and Psionics do nothing.

BG2 may not be canon D&D(liberties and such) but Irenicus is basically a souped up Mage and Time Stop is outlandish in the right hands...think of that combined with a legion of those suckers.

Easy.

#1: Have a Machamp toss it far away any time it shows up.

#2: Use everyone's favorite Reality warpers, the Unoun. Would you like your Tarrasque transmutated into a crystal statue, or yanked into another dimension?

SAMAS · Post by **SAMAS** » 2002-11-10 01:01am

Cpt_Frank wrote:btw about that Stormies thing an Imperial invasion also includes TIE support.

Fine. How's their Intentionally Severely Fucked-up Weather Piloting skills?

SAMAS · Post by **SAMAS** » 2002-11-10 01:02am

Mr Bean wrote:
Supreme Overkill Way
I don't use the Only-One-Of-Each rule
Ahh so facing a force of less than twenty that can take over 200 enemys down you want to double the enemy forces?

Piff

You can triple your numbers if you like. I can still take them with only One Legendary.

SirNitram · Post by **SirNitram** » 2002-11-10 01:04am

SAMAS wrote:
Ghost Rider wrote:Actually for that matter...screw all that I want someone to say what is going to stop a rampaging Tarrasque for Pokemon.

Seriously that thing is truly a machine of pure killing, and made to resist just about everything in D&D. Sorry convention fire, lightning...and other elemental won't hurt it...physical does so little...and Psionics do nothing.

BG2 may not be canon D&D(liberties and such) but Irenicus is basically a souped up Mage and Time Stop is outlandish in the right hands...think of that combined with a legion of those suckers.
Easy.

#1: Have a Machamp toss it far away any time it shows up.

#2: Use everyone's favorite Reality warpers, the Unoun. Would you like your Tarrasque transmutated into a crystal statue, or yanked into another dimension?

Given it's magic resistance, it'll laugh the attack off and eat them.

SAMAS · Post by **SAMAS** » 2002-11-10 01:04am

Alyrium Denryle wrote:I happen to be a veteran of one of SAMA's little pokemon escapades. i will handel this one.

Put all the pokemon on pokeworld vs....

The DM's Avatar!

Alyrium Denryle, Grey Elf DM
level 800 wizard level 800 sorcerer(effective caster level has max levels in all arcane pristige classes) level 10 duelist monk 20

ac 100002545
hp 81499998510 just the ability mod

str 200
dex 6000
con 3000
int 1000000000
wis 100000000
char 100000000

Will-base(817)+499999995=500000812

Fort-2312

ref-3812

Ranged Attack bonus(dex)-3860/3855/3850
melee-(int because of the feat improved war wizard tactics) 500000815/500000810/500000810

Feats-All

Skills all

St based-1728
dex- 3828
con-2328
int-He makes the check
wis-he makes the check
char-he makes the check

He has no equipment but his robes, his spell book and a +20 keen rapier of wounding and assasin senses. Come on Samas, all the pokemon on pokeworld vs this....

Give me Five Wobbuffet.

Five Destiny Bonds.

Hit them all you like. If they die, you die.

SirNitram · Post by **SirNitram** » 2002-11-10 01:04am

SAMAS wrote:
Mr Bean wrote:
Supreme Overkill Way
I don't use the Only-One-Of-Each rule
Ahh so facing a force of less than twenty that can take over 200 enemys down you want to double the enemy forces?

Piff
You can triple your numbers if you like. I can still take them with only One Legendary.

Your precious Legendary is a mere gadfly compared to a Netherese Archwizard.

Hotfoot · Post by **Hotfoot** » 2002-11-10 01:05am

SAMAS wrote:
Ghost Rider wrote:Actually for that matter...screw all that I want someone to say what is going to stop a rampaging Tarrasque for Pokemon.

Seriously that thing is truly a machine of pure killing, and made to resist just about everything in D&D. Sorry convention fire, lightning...and other elemental won't hurt it...physical does so little...and Psionics do nothing.

BG2 may not be canon D&D(liberties and such) but Irenicus is basically a souped up Mage and Time Stop is outlandish in the right hands...think of that combined with a legion of those suckers.
Easy.

#1: Have a Machamp toss it far away any time it shows up.

Assuming the Machamp isn't eaten, or swatted aside like the insect it is. The Tarrasque is very, very big.

#2: Use everyone's favorite Reality warpers, the Unoun. Would you like your Tarrasque transmutated into a crystal statue, or yanked into another dimension?

You'd have to get past the Tarrasque's natural resistance to magic first. Sorry.

SAMAS · Post by **SAMAS** » 2002-11-10 01:07am

SirNitram wrote:
SAMAS wrote:
Mr Bean wrote: Ahh so facing a force of less than twenty that can take over 200 enemys down you want to double the enemy forces?

Piff
You can triple your numbers if you like. I can still take them with only One Legendary.
Your precious Legendary is a mere gadfly compared to a Netherese Archwizard.

Considering that their mere absence of only one can fatally destabilize the climate of the entire planet, I doubt that.

SirNitram · Post by **SirNitram** » 2002-11-10 01:12am

SAMAS wrote:
SirNitram wrote:
SAMAS wrote: You can triple your numbers if you like. I can still take them with only One Legendary.
Your precious Legendary is a mere gadfly compared to a Netherese Archwizard.
Considering that their mere absence of only one can fatally destabilize the climate of the entire planet, I doubt that.

When the Archwizard's died, Faerun was completely altered.

When one Enclave returned, Faerun faced the worst ecological disaster in memory as they reshaped the climate to their tastes.

They can create new planes of existance.

Their servants can steal entire layers of existing planes, and defeat demonic hordes.

They can move around the planes at will.

They have successfully slain a true-blue Greater God.

SAMAS · Post by **SAMAS** » 2002-11-10 01:14am

Hotfoot wrote:
SAMAS wrote:
Ghost Rider wrote:Actually for that matter...screw all that I want someone to say what is going to stop a rampaging Tarrasque for Pokemon.

Seriously that thing is truly a machine of pure killing, and made to resist just about everything in D&D. Sorry convention fire, lightning...and other elemental won't hurt it...physical does so little...and Psionics do nothing.

BG2 may not be canon D&D(liberties and such) but Irenicus is basically a souped up Mage and Time Stop is outlandish in the right hands...think of that combined with a legion of those suckers.
Easy.

#1: Have a Machamp toss it far away any time it shows up.
Assuming the Machamp isn't eaten, or swatted aside like the insect it is. The Tarrasque is very, very big.

And a Machamp is very, very strong. Move-a-mountain-with-one-hand(it has four) strong, according to the Yellow PokeDex.

#2: Use everyone's favorite Reality warpers, the Unoun. Would you like your Tarrasque transmutated into a crystal statue, or yanked into another dimension?
You'd have to get past the Tarrasque's natural resistance to magic first. Sorry.

Not a problem. Unoun spell out J-U-M-P, Reality says: "How High?"

SAMAS · Post by **SAMAS** » 2002-11-10 01:15am

SirNitram wrote:
SAMAS wrote:
SirNitram wrote: Your precious Legendary is a mere gadfly compared to a Netherese Archwizard.
Considering that their mere absence of only one can fatally destabilize the climate of the entire planet, I doubt that.
When the Archwizard's died, Faerun was completely altered.

When one Enclave returned, Faerun faced the worst ecological disaster in memory as they reshaped the climate to their tastes.

They can create new planes of existance.

Their servants can steal entire layers of existing planes, and defeat demonic hordes.

They can move around the planes at will.

They have successfully slain a true-blue Greater God.

Okay, then they're an Unoun-class threat.

SirNitram · Post by **SirNitram** » 2002-11-10 01:16am

And when they encase Unoun in a Stasis field and send him to the bottum of the Abyss, they can simply wipe the field.

Hotfoot · Post by **Hotfoot** » 2002-11-10 01:21am

SAMAS wrote:
Hotfoot wrote:Assuming the Machamp isn't eaten, or swatted aside like the insect it is. The Tarrasque is very, very big.
And a Machamp is very, very strong. Move-a-mountain-with-one-hand(it has four) strong, according to the Yellow PokeDex.

Do you have any evidence showing a Machamp actually moving a mountain, or can we assume that some liberties were taken in writing the Yellow PokeDex?

You'd have to get past the Tarrasque's natural resistance to magic first. Sorry.

Not a problem. Unoun spell out J-U-M-P, Reality says: "How High?"[/quote]

And this is functionally different from magic how? Why would the Tarrasque's natural resistance (and in many cases, immunity) to magic not work against the magic on the Unoun? Because you say so? A sorcerer spells out F-I-R-E-B-A-L-L, and Reality says: "How Hot?"

Still don't bother the Tarrasque none.

Post by **Alyrium Denryle** » 2002-11-10 01:52am

Give me Five Wobbuffet.

Five Destiny Bonds.

Hit them all you like. If they die, you die

Who says I need to injure them, Bending them to my will would work just as easily. Or I could just put them all instasis. You also Forget, I am the DM my avatar is immortal. Efven if he where to die, i would just create a new one.

Post by **Alyrium Denryle** » 2002-11-10 01:54am

Oh and in response to the wave of chaos unleashed by SirNitram...I unleash a wave of pure law and bring the cosmos back into balance.

Post by **Alyrium Denryle** » 2002-11-10 01:55am

Or i simply win initiative(and I will) and completly destroy them before they can do anything.

SHODAN · Post by **SHODAN** » 2002-11-10 08:26am

SirNitram wrote: When the Archwizard's died, Faerun was completely altered.

When one Enclave returned, Faerun faced the worst ecological disaster in memory as they reshaped the climate to their tastes.

They can create new planes of existance.

Their servants can steal entire layers of existing planes, and defeat demonic hordes.

They can move around the planes at will.

They have successfully slain a true-blue Greater God.

All this only proves arrogance and stupidity of Netherese Archwizards.