Asshat gets caught cybering in Everquest. World laughs.

Master of Ossus · Post by **Master of Ossus** » 2004-12-22 12:08pm

Chardok wrote:LOL~! Poor bastarde applied to a harcore guild on another board, and was pwned yet again. ROFL! God, this poor bastard. His paladin is effectively useless now!

his application to the EQ guild Transcendence.

I love how he talks about how he always plays a Paladin, again, in the same terms he used in his own special thread.

Stravo · Post by **Stravo** » 2004-12-22 12:38pm

I had to close the door to my office because I've been giggling and laughing like a little girl. This guy is truly the definition of LOSER. OMG he is just ridiculous. "I just got off the phone with my lawyer and believe it or not I can sue on this." What an ass.

I LOVE the way they waited for him to just dig away at his grave then posted the pics. God the hilarity and his growing ridiculous spiral of doom into denial was a joy to read.

And Chardok that shit is too much. The poor bastard applies to another guild and within a few posts he is POWNED again. The fact that he is on Google now adds only another layer to this. BTW did you see the hours he could apply to this MMOPRG nonsense - 40 - 50 hours?!?! MY GOD. That's more than your average work week. It's called a life - seek one out asshole.

I needed that laugh fellas, thanks for bringing this to our attention.

Natorgator · Post by **Natorgator** » 2004-12-22 03:00pm

While this is pretty funny, I have to admit it's kind of ironic that all these MMORPG players are making fun of someone else...kinda like the pot calling the kettle black

Enforcer Talen · Post by **Enforcer Talen** » 2004-12-22 03:12pm

o_O I can only see the last two links. one pic, and one forum where he tries to get a new guild.

Marksist · Post by **Marksist** » 2004-12-22 03:43pm

While this is pretty funny, I have to admit it's kind of ironic that all these MMORPG players are making fun of someone else...kinda like the pot calling the kettle black

Why ironic? I play MMORPGs, and I make fun of this guy. It's not like the pot calling the kettle black, as I keep my playtime pretty low (a couple hours every other night), and I don't get my jollies by cybering.

Companion Cube · Post by **Companion Cube** » 2004-12-22 03:55pm

*Snort*

Post by **NecronLord** » 2004-12-22 04:04pm

"Lol im sorry to say I dont think I can ever EVER do that ._. im really a shy guy with girls, cybering is just silly to me lol id never do it =/ "

How pathetic is that. 'I'm too shy for cyber sex.'

Post by **NecronLord** » 2004-12-22 04:15pm

At first I thought it was a bit hypocritical for the nerds and roleplayers on this board to critisise that guy. Hell, I spend quite a bit of time doing assorted writing and roleplaying on the net. But... Christ.

This, ladies and gentlemen, is a special kind of moron.

Companion Cube · Post by **Companion Cube** » 2004-12-22 04:16pm

After this whole sordid fiasco, I won't be surprised if Cecil becomes a synonym for pwned.

Sporkzen · Post by **Sporkzen** » 2004-12-22 05:37pm

Natorgator wrote:While this is pretty funny, I have to admit it's kind of ironic that all these MMORPG players are making fun of someone else...kinda like the pot calling the kettle black

Whats the irony? I play MMO's its not like they are cybersex dens or something. Plus most players arent hardcore morons like little cecil.

Goddamn that is pathetic though... i mean.... wow... But who says we cant work together mankind as a whole.. this is proof that wonderful things can happen if we only all work together to pwn some sorry jerk that pwn'd himself first.

Utsanomiko · Post by **Utsanomiko** » 2004-12-22 05:51pm

I stayed up late reading the good bits of the thread. Yipes, just yipes.

It's both pathetic and hilarious that he gets caught 'cheating' on his in-game gf in one of the more amature, boring, ham-fisted cybersex sessions out there. But the fact he starts raving and denying it with bullshit makes the whole thing sensational comedy gold. He dug his own grave, and that's what the thread starter knew Cecil would do.

And then the sting is revealed and Cecil ends up looking like an even bigger self-righeous lunatic asshole. I must say that Enigma is some sort of genius for taking advantage of the situation and engineering that plan on the spot.

But it's not the time he spends in the game that matters, nor even the act of cybering (which isn't much more than laughable and lame), it's how much of an ass this guy has apparently been in every online game for five years, and the denials, the 'unleash my Justice', and 'honor code' bullshit he spews. There's plenty of people who spend 50+ hours online, but you sure as hell don't hear of their outrageous asshollery like this.

This guy used his time to be an obsessive, overdramatic, harrassing cock, and it's all come up to bite him in the ass with that huge, now-infamous thread, and it's a masterpiece.

"Here comes the Clue Train. Whooot whooot!!"

Sir Sirius · Post by **Sir Sirius** » 2004-12-22 06:28pm

According to this he's 35 years old! I could kinda understand his reaction and behaviour if he were 15 old kid or something, but a guy in his mid-thirties behaving like that...

DocHorror · Post by **DocHorror** » 2004-12-22 08:44pm

It looks like one of those situations where is not what he did its the way that he fucked up trying to cover it.

HemlockGrey · Post by **HemlockGrey** » 2004-12-22 09:32pm

While this is pretty funny, I have to admit it's kind of ironic that all these MMORPG players are making fun of someone else...kinda like the pot calling the kettle black

Dude, there's an entire other thread which lists all the forums people came from to mock him. Everything from Something Awful to Hello Kitty.

DPDarkPrimus · Post by **DPDarkPrimus** » 2004-12-23 12:21am

Utsanomiko wrote:There's plenty of people who spend 50+ hours online, but you sure as hell don't hear of their outrageous asshollery like this.

You really spend that much time on WoW?

Mopeyennuui · Post by **Mopeyennuui** » 2004-12-23 06:15am

Sticky: Ceciliantas - watch out ladies, here he comes!
What happen to Cecil could be done to anyone
Whiny bitches who think Sony owes them something
The Epic Adventures of - Ceciliantas: Cover your Slits!
Is Cecil Cheating on Evenstar?!?!
its really not that funny
chatlogs are fun
Kursa and Patches says hello to Cecil and Enigma
Heh... (a derivative of Cecil..)
[ Poll ] Cecil torrent, take 2
What sites did Cecil's cyber thread make it to?
Cecil's Pre-Established Drama?
Damn the Cecil thread got locked.
as anyone actually contacted Cecil?
Today's Three Trivia Questions. Inquiring minds want to kno
It's called GETTING A FUCKING CLUE
DAMN!!!
RAWR!!1

How fun. . .

Chardok · Post by **Chardok** » 2004-12-23 07:27am

Lord Pounder · Post by **Lord Pounder** » 2004-12-24 10:35am

Fucking fantastic. Reading that made me laugh so hard the beer came outta my nose.

Utsanomiko · Post by **Utsanomiko** » 2004-12-24 02:43pm

DPDarkPrimus wrote:
Utsanomiko wrote:There's plenty of people who spend 50+ hours online, but you sure as hell don't hear of their outrageous asshollery like this.
You really spend that much time on WoW?

I doubt it, hence why I tried so hard to make it clear I was speaking in general terms.

Xenophobe3691 · Post by **Xenophobe3691** » 2004-12-24 06:15pm

ROFL, that's amazing. I can't believe he forgot to turn off default visitor access...

I would've done that first if I were him...
And Chardok, what server do you play on? I'm still on Guk...

Enforcer Talen · Post by **Enforcer Talen** » 2004-12-24 06:45pm

holy shit. 328,000 views.

Trekdestroyer · Post by **Trekdestroyer** » 2004-12-24 08:40pm

This is too funny to pass up. I mean, you are already in the pot, so why add coals to the fire? Is there a prison for people like this?

Ma Deuce · Post by **Ma Deuce** » 2004-12-24 11:27pm

Trekdestroyer wrote:Is there a prison for people like this?

Yes: it's called the mental hospital...