Darth Wong vs Mr. T

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Darth Wong vs Mr T

Darth Wong thrown helluva far
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MAD
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Darth Wong somehow wins
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32%
 
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Darth Wong vs Mr. T

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Who would win?
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Imperial Smackdown (TM)>ATT comercial
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Mr. T throws Wong into a dumpster, which happens to be full of bags of paper and bubble wrap, leaving him beaten but unharmed.
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Post by TrailerParkJawa »

If we use the A-Team as an indicator, then Mr T will be able to hide behind this corrugated aluminum and be protected from Wong's automatic gunfire.

On the other hand, Wong might be able to trick Mr T into an ambush by painting some cheap jewelery with gold spray paint and leaving it on top of a covered punji pit.
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Post by Mr Bean »

Imperial Smackdown (TM)>ATT comercial
ATT comercial =! Mr T


Let me indugle myself

I pitty the foo who take Mr T on!(However the Fake Gold chains idea might work)

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Post by Uraniun235 »

Until Wong gets his crazy self on air fresheners, Chia Pets, and the Conan O'Brien show, Mr. T will always be the best.
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Post by Renewed_Valour1 »

Wong gets the choice of drinking milk and working at Youth Centers or getting tossed helluva far.
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Post by Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi »

Mike could beat Mr. T in debate, but, don't we all pity da foo who disses T? I'm sure Mike would turn down any competition with him. However, it Mike gets an AT&T commercial, then the fields might be more even.
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I pity da fool dat Mr. T throws helluva far!
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Mr. T beats down all suckas who oppose him.
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You guys forget....this is DARTH Wong we're talking about. :twisted:

*force choke* :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
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Post by Mr Bean »

You guys forget....this is DARTH Wong we're talking about.

*force choke*
I pitty the fool who try and Force Choke Mr T, everbody know Mr T is immune to all sorts of things incudleing the force, what you think he wear all dem gold changes for sucka? Deocration?

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Well, yeah.
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Post by Mr Bean »

I pity you Foo!


Besides Mr T could always use his Log Cannon! Yeah one Epsodied of the A-Team had them armed with a giant self-built "Log Cannon" that shot 2 Foot sized chunks of Wood at over fourty miles an hour

I pity the fool who trys to take on Mr T

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Post by haas mark »

Mr. T.

Period.

End of story.

He wins.
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IG-88E wrote:You guys forget....this is DARTH Wong we're talking about. :twisted:

*force choke* :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
That's just too funny....force choke....like there really is such a thing...ROTFLMAO!
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Hey, if he'd said MIKE Wong, then I'd have been saying 'I pity the fool!'

But since it's DARTH Wong.... :twisted:
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But is a Force Choke quicker than a physical choke? I vote for MAD.
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Mr. T's character shields render him immune to ranged attacks such as a force choke.
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Re: Darth Wong vs Mr. T

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Tod zu den SD.net Idioten wrote:Who would win?

um...quick translation guys...this guys name is "Death to the SD.net Idiots"

BLASPHEMER!!!TO THE GALLOWS WITH HIM!!!!
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Post by corbomite »

I believe that he posts on SB.com as Tod zu den SB.com.....
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