But what if you are wrong?

Frank Hipper · Post by **Frank Hipper** » 2002-11-10 01:35am

Darth Wong wrote: Go all the way, Marina. Don't waver on the edge ... take the plunge and join us atheists in Hell. We'll have good music and lots of sex orgies; much better than the other place.

I am on the verge of worshiping you for that one statement, Lord Wong! Too funny!

Nick · Post by **Nick** » 2002-11-10 05:51am

To God:

I don't accept your apology. I want my money back.

(The book is now open on time until the first 'Huh?' response. . .)

Cpt_Frank · Post by **Cpt_Frank** » 2002-11-10 08:06am

Go all the way, Marina. Don't waver on the edge ... take the plunge and join us atheists in Hell. We'll have good music and lots of sex orgies; much better than the other place.

Aye the fact alone that we'll all meet there makes it worth to go to hell!

HELL
Where party never ends!

Andrew J. · Post by **Andrew J.** » 2002-11-10 08:14am

Antediluvian wrote:What I would say to Yaweh on Judgement Day:

"Fuck you."

Nice and simple.

Heh. I like it.

Then when he started saying something, I would go "What?!"

"What?!"

"What?!"

If he started going on a bit too much, I would ask him to PLEASE...JUST SHUT...THE HELL...UP!

ArthurDent · Post by **ArthurDent** » 2002-11-10 11:44pm

Darth Wong wrote:I will say "You mass-murdering bastard. I'd rather take my chances with Satan than with a genocidal maniac like you."

I would actually like to see that...for the surety of the horrified expression that you will have on your face when you really come to terms with what you just said. Classic moment in history that will be.

Post by **haas mark** » 2002-11-10 11:45pm

ArthurDent wrote:
Darth Wong wrote:I will say "You mass-murdering bastard. I'd rather take my chances with Satan than with a genocidal maniac like you."
I would actually like to see that...for the surety of the horrified expression that you will have on your face when you really come to terms with what you just said. Classic moment in history that will be.

Oh, you are one PLEASANT little guy, aren't you? Well, look, if someone says this, then they are gonna be quite sincere...what if you were in his hsoes? If that were the case, what would YOU do?

ArthurDent · Post by **ArthurDent** » 2002-11-10 11:48pm

verilon wrote:Oh, you are one PLEASANT little guy, aren't you? Well, look, if someone says this, then they are gonna be quite sincere...what if you were in his hsoes? If that were the case, what would YOU do?

I simply will not be in his shoes. That's the easy answer.

Post by **Kuja** » 2002-11-10 11:49pm

That's the cop-out answer, you mean.

Stormbringer · Post by **Stormbringer** » 2002-11-10 11:52pm

ArthurDent wrote:
Darth Wong wrote:I will say "You mass-murdering bastard. I'd rather take my chances with Satan than with a genocidal maniac like you."
I would actually like to see that...for the surety of the horrified expression that you will have on your face when you really come to terms with what you just said. Classic moment in history that will be.

Look at the biblical god. He is a mass murdering son of bitch.

Post by **haas mark** » 2002-11-10 11:52pm

ArthurDent wrote:
verilon wrote:Oh, you are one PLEASANT little guy, aren't you? Well, look, if someone says this, then they are gonna be quite sincere...what if you were in his hsoes? If that were the case, what would YOU do?
I simply will not be in his shoes. That's the easy answer.

Of course. Cop-out = easy. I'm sure Wong, who would absolutely HATE to be in a fundie's shoes, would at least come up with an answer that would pertain to the personality. Try again.

Post by **Coyote** » 2002-11-11 12:05am

ArthurDent wrote:
Darth Wong wrote:I will say "You mass-murdering bastard. I'd rather take my chances with Satan than with a genocidal maniac like you."
I would actually like to see that...for the surety of the horrified expression that you will have on your face when you really come to terms with what you just said. Classic moment in history that will be.

(The Coyote sets up a lawn chair to watch, pulls out a banjo and plucks a few chords of the "Deliverance" theme while ordering a pizza.)

"Settle in, everyone," he tells the rest of netizens of the SDnet village, "Shows 'bout to begin!"

"Git over there 'gainst that tree and git yer britches off!"

ArthurDent · Post by **ArthurDent** » 2002-11-11 12:06am

verilon wrote:Of course. Cop-out = easy. I'm sure Wong, who would absolutely HATE to be in a fundie's shoes, would at least come up with an answer that would pertain to the personality. Try again.

What? You want me to answer as if I were Wong? No, I won't do that. I am not Wong and I don't care what he would or would not say. What matters to me is not being so bitter about it that I would ruin my own chance at eternity because a book pissed me off.

Stormbringer · Post by **Stormbringer** » 2002-11-11 12:08am

ArthurDent wrote:
verilon wrote:Of course. Cop-out = easy. I'm sure Wong, who would absolutely HATE to be in a fundie's shoes, would at least come up with an answer that would pertain to the personality. Try again.
What? You want me to answer as if I were Wong? No, I won't do that. I am not Wong and I don't care what he would or would not say. What matters to me is not being so bitter about it that I would ruin my own chance at eternity because a book pissed me off.

If you have to act like you do in the Bible to be saved what's the point? Why go to heaven if that's the price?

Post by **Kuja** » 2002-11-11 12:08am

ArthurDent wrote:
verilon wrote:Of course. Cop-out = easy. I'm sure Wong, who would absolutely HATE to be in a fundie's shoes, would at least come up with an answer that would pertain to the personality. Try again.
What? You want me to answer as if I were Wong? No, I won't do that. I am not Wong and I don't care what he would or would not say. What matters to me is not being so bitter about it that I would ruin my own chance at eternity because a book pissed me off.

Concession Accepted.

Post by **haas mark** » 2002-11-11 12:09am

ArthurDent wrote:
verilon wrote:Of course. Cop-out = easy. I'm sure Wong, who would absolutely HATE to be in a fundie's shoes, would at least come up with an answer that would pertain to the personality. Try again.
What? You want me to answer as if I were Wong? No, I won't do that. I am not Wong and I don't care what he would or would not say. What matters to me is not being so bitter about it that I would ruin my own chance at eternity because a book pissed me off.

He's not being bitter....you are. He is simply being hoinest. If you can't take one's opinion as if it may have been your own, then you are a bigoted fool. Look, all I am trying to say is that maybe sometimes people are going to have different opinions on a subject. If you can't be reasonable enough to see that then what? Some people aren't devout Christians. Some people could care less and would not refute their sins because they have no regrets. If you aren't willing ot step into someone else's shoes just once then that makes you no better than any fuindie we've come across to date.

Solid Snake · Post by **Solid Snake** » 2002-11-11 01:15am

Hmmm. I would most likely say something sexual.
"I will fucking OWN you, then rape you w/o lube! You son of a bitch. Dont sit up there all high and mighty! Jus 'cause you created the universe dosnt mean i cant kick your ass, Motherfucker!"

Post by **Vympel** » 2002-11-11 01:20am

I'd just say hurry up and send me to hell- I don't wanna hang around here with you and all your fundamentalist friends.

WTF IS heaven anyway? Can anyone offer a coherent response?

Post by **Ghost Rider** » 2002-11-11 01:26am

Apparently worshipping God for 24/7 and singing hymns about his greatness.

Somehow every depiction of hell looks friendlier then spending the rest of eternity without free will.

data_link · Post by **data_link** » 2002-11-11 01:27am

Vympel wrote:I'd just say hurry up and send me to hell- I don't wanna hang around here with you and all your fundamentalist friends.

WTF IS heaven anyway? Can anyone offer a coherent response?

According to the bible, heaven is "the kingdom of the lord," which shines with the light of seven times seven suns and where every fundie is given his own mansion. We'll ignore the fact that if heaven was illuminated with 49 times the light of the sun it would be hotter than hell.

Frank Hipper · Post by **Frank Hipper** » 2002-11-11 01:35am

Vympel wrote:
WTF IS heaven anyway? Can anyone offer a coherent response?

Heaven is lying around on a cloud, playing a lute, with fat naked babies with wings singing along as they flit about. God is there, and all your dead childhood pets. And you get to watch and laugh along with Jesus as all the heathens, queers, feminists, and Voyager fans burn screaming in hell.

Post by **haas mark** » 2002-11-11 01:41am

Frank Hipper wrote:
Vympel wrote:
WTF IS heaven anyway? Can anyone offer a coherent response?
Heaven is lying around on a cloud, playing a lute, with fat naked babies with wings singing along as they flit about. God is there, and all your dead childhood pets. And you get to watch and laugh along with Jesus as all the heathens, queers, feminists, and Voyager fans burn screaming in hell.

Not just Trekkies in general?

EmperorMing · Post by **EmperorMing** » 2002-11-11 01:45am

Raxmei wrote:
Tron wrote: My question to all of you is this: "What if you are wrong? What will you say to Him on Judgement Day?"

Just curious.
You are sitting in my chair.

I was trying to say "Somone has has beaten you to that one, by about 2000+ years...

"

Dam bbs...

Frank Hipper · Post by **Frank Hipper** » 2002-11-11 01:48am

verilon wrote:
Frank Hipper wrote:
Vympel wrote:
WTF IS heaven anyway? Can anyone offer a coherent response?
Heaven is lying around on a cloud, playing a lute, with fat naked babies with wings singing along as they flit about. God is there, and all your dead childhood pets. And you get to watch and laugh along with Jesus as all the heathens, queers, feminists, and Voyager fans burn screaming in hell.
Not just Trekkies in general?

Trekkies in general have to spend five hundred septillion years in purgatory.

Post by **haas mark** » 2002-11-11 01:50am

Frank Hipper wrote:
verilon wrote:
Frank Hipper wrote: Heaven is lying around on a cloud, playing a lute, with fat naked babies with wings singing along as they flit about. God is there, and all your dead childhood pets. And you get to watch and laugh along with Jesus as all the heathens, queers, feminists, and Voyager fans burn screaming in hell.
Not just Trekkies in general?
Trekkies in general have to spend five hundred septillion years in purgatory.

You sure that's not too nice?

EmperorMing · Post by **EmperorMing** » 2002-11-11 01:51am

verilon wrote:
Frank Hipper wrote:
verilon wrote: Not just Trekkies in general?
Trekkies in general have to spend five hundred septillion years in purgatory.
You sure that's not too nice?

Hate to see what would happen to B&B...

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