Then get the PowerPizza laptop box!
I couldn't help but laugh when I saw this one on /. It's a Italian-style pizza box lined with foam padding and with straps built in to hold a laptop. Want waterproofing? Then just get a pizza carry bag like the delivery drivers use!
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suuuure, cos noone's gonna steal pizza!
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You mean nobody's using the ever popular P-P-Powerbook cases anymore? Damn!
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To those who want laptop security, don't bother with Kensington locks. I've picked one with a toilet paper tube and some duct tape before (seriously).
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It's called handcuffing the case to your wrist and carrying a .45 on a shoulder holster. Duh. 
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Huh. So that's why it's making those funny noises now...Master Arachnos wrote:(just remember to eat the pizza before putting your laptop in the box)
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CHP officer, did you realize there's a computer in the back of your car?
Me: yes, I only use that for LAN meets, it's a piece of shit otherwise.
CHP: aren't you afraid someone's going to steal it.
Me: I leave my doors unlocked, what does that tell you.
*it's an obsolete HELL computer that no one wants, I can't even give it to the salvation army, worse it's not really even mine, I was left behind by an ass munch who stole my Athalon 1333, about 3 years ago, and is only a 250mhz P2 model, kinked out as much as it can be. All it really does, is play Red Alert/Halflife now.
Me: yes, I only use that for LAN meets, it's a piece of shit otherwise.
CHP: aren't you afraid someone's going to steal it.
Me: I leave my doors unlocked, what does that tell you.
*it's an obsolete HELL computer that no one wants, I can't even give it to the salvation army, worse it's not really even mine, I was left behind by an ass munch who stole my Athalon 1333, about 3 years ago, and is only a 250mhz P2 model, kinked out as much as it can be. All it really does, is play Red Alert/Halflife now.
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