Self-Portriats (my friends, this is a challenge)

Post by **Ghost Rider** » 2005-01-04 10:16am

Rob Wilson wrote:
Stofsk wrote:
Alan Bolte wrote:*snip 'constructive' criticism*
You didn't TRY to be constructive asshole, that was pure 100% fucking insult.

So she got off work and had a photo taken of her, big fucking deal. You get off work after a long shift gorgeous, I'm sure you will look like a superfucking model.
What the fucks he on about anyway. The only pics of Lusyanka I remember are the dress ones and she's very definitely female in those.

He was talking about the one she was using as her avatar, and being a obvious prick about it.

You gotta love when a fucking retard dresses up his shit as criticism.

By that stretch we are just critiqueing him on his comments.

Post by **Ghost Rider** » 2005-01-04 10:16am

And I like the second photo better then the first, Rye.

The sword is cool, but I like the outfit.

Rye · Post by **Rye** » 2005-01-04 10:30am

Rob Wilson wrote: and one with a sword at that... even if it's a bit of a girly, prettified sword.
Nice coat, have I seen it in something?

I wanted a coat that was like the evil cowboy henchmen's in The Quick And The Dead, it's somewhere between that and Nemesis' coat in Resident Evil 3 and Apocalypse.

Post by **Rob Wilson** » 2005-01-04 10:38am

Rye wrote:
Rob Wilson wrote:
Nice coat, have I seen it in something?
I wanted a coat that was like the evil cowboy henchmen's in The Quick And The Dead, it's somewhere between that and Nemesis' coat in Resident Evil 3 and Apocalypse.

Finally got it. Colour it red and it' Vashes coat from Trigun.

Post by **Zaia** » 2005-01-04 10:38am

Alan Bolte wrote:<snip>

If you don't know shit about photography and only have insulting things to say, do us all a favour and keep your trap shut, asshole.

Post by **Rob Wilson** » 2005-01-04 11:00am

Alan Bolte wrote:<snip>

Ok Alan you dickless wonder. You claim to want to give constructive criticism, and doubtless that's what you'll hide behind in defense of your worthless spewing.

Well here's a few examples of how a real person would have done it.

A) Lusyanka, that wasn't a very flattering pick kiddo, that angle in profile made you look like Rye without his glasses - and noone wants to look like Rye without his glasses.

B) That angle and light, gives you a mannish appearance in that pic. You can blame all the long haired men for that confusion.

Still you should really accentuate your beauty, take the opportunity in this thread to look as good as you can. I bet you have a nice smile so how about showing us it?

C) Your looking a bit androgunous there Lus, how about a proper pic of you in something more feminine. Go on, give us a smile and a twirl - hey I'm a dirty old man with a reputation to uphold.

D) That loose shirt, lack of make-up and the number of long-haired guys out there makes this a poor choice as a pic Lus - if your not careful you'll get Einy poinging.

How about another try, when your feeling happier and more vivacious.

See dickwipe, that's how you give constructive criticism. You can give up any pretence that you were being nothing more than a spiteful twat!

Col. Crackpot · Post by **Col. Crackpot** » 2005-01-04 11:06am

Alan Bolte wrote: <snip rude obnoxious bullshit>

Stofsk · Post by **Stofsk** » 2005-01-04 11:16am

I hate to say it, but the pile-on has put this thread somewhat off-topic. Not that I think Alan Bolte should get off lightly, but isn't there a special place for discussions of this magnitude? Chit-chatting is bad enough, but he insulted someone here for doing no more than posting a picture of herself. Can't we flush this?

Post by **Ghost Rider** » 2005-01-04 11:19am

We just end it here...Rob and Crackpot have thrown some very good material, and we can go back to phots and admiring Rye unknown gender

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Post by **Rob Wilson** » 2005-01-04 11:29am

Ghost Rider wrote:We just end it here...Rob and Crackpot have thrown some very good material, and we can go back to phots and admiring Rye unknown gender .

There is now a thread just for Alan, I'm sure he'll feel special.

His Divine Shadow · Post by **His Divine Shadow** » 2005-01-04 11:56am

I was thinking if I ought to color my hair... then I remembered I have photoshop so I took a photo and started mixing, tried making it more blonde and darker, the one in the middle is natural

Not too happy with the blond attempt, wanted to make it look peroxide blond, but it's so hard whe your hair is so dark to make it look realistic.

Eh might give someone a laugh.

Post by **Ghost Rider** » 2005-01-04 11:59am

Darker really works better for you.

Blonde though makes you look something of a young Bill Idol....of sorts, or a California Surfer Bum, take your pick.

Post by **RogueIce** » 2005-01-04 12:04pm

Ghost Rider wrote:Darker really works better for you.

Blonde though makes you look something of a young Bill Idol....of sorts, or a California Surfer Bum, take your pick.

If he were into cosplaying Street Fighter he'd make a pretty mean Guile with that blonde hair.

His Divine Shadow · Post by **His Divine Shadow** » 2005-01-04 12:07pm

Hey thats cool, I like billy idol

Post by **Rob Wilson** » 2005-01-04 12:08pm

His Divine Shadow wrote: Not too happy with the blond attempt

Billy Idol lives and now 25% more macho!

Chardok · Post by **Chardok** » 2005-01-04 12:19pm

Rye is so friggin' sexy!! Anyway.

I got it you guys! Rye's coat=Hellraiser!!! He just needs to have...you know...pins all over his head.

His Divine Shadow · Post by **His Divine Shadow** » 2005-01-04 12:26pm

Rob Wilson wrote:
His Divine Shadow wrote: Not too happy with the blond attempt
Billy Idol lives and now 25% more macho!

Gonna put that image on as my MSN/AIM buddy icon and scare my girl friends who said I wouldn't look good blond.

EDIT: Made the picture even lighter now.

Ace Pace · Post by **Ace Pace** » 2005-01-04 12:34pm

Rye, *droool* nice sword, nice hair.

Post by **Rob Wilson** » 2005-01-04 12:43pm

Is it me or has Rye brought out the latent homo-sexuality in you all?
*Finishes typing, puts on Pink Latex t-shirt and leather pants to go join the Carnivale*

Chardok · Post by **Chardok** » 2005-01-04 12:44pm

Rob Wilson wrote:Is it me or has Rye brought out the latent homo-sexuality in you all?
*Finishes typing, puts on Pink Latex t-shirt and leather pants to go join the Carnivale*

I hear Magique is in town....

Ace Pace · Post by **Ace Pace** » 2005-01-04 12:45pm

Rob Wilson wrote:Is it me or has Rye brought out the latent homo-sexuality in you all?
*Finishes typing, puts on Pink Latex t-shirt and leather pants to go join the Carnivale*

Some of us, due to people from RL sometimes surfing these forums, cannot stick the correct sigs.

Lord Poe · Post by **Lord Poe** » 2005-01-04 03:20pm

LOL!! HDS, that hair-coloring photoshop is great!

Do the Billy Idol/ Roy Batty blonde thing with spiky hair!

Post by **Rob Wilson** » 2005-01-04 06:00pm

Lord Poe wrote:LOL!! HDS, that hair-coloring photoshop is great!

Do the Billy Idol/ Roy Batty blonde thing with spiky hair!

Roy batty! Of course *smacks self on forehead* I knew there was someone other than Billy Idol.

aerius · Post by **aerius** » 2005-01-04 06:06pm

I am the one on the left. No, not your left, my left.

Enigma · Post by **Enigma** » 2005-01-04 07:11pm

Me before:

And after messing around: