SD.Net News, Darkstar the transexual

Stuart Mackey · Post by **Stuart Mackey** » 2002-11-10 10:49pm

Hi, im Stuart Mackey for the SD.Net News, and tonoght we bring you proof from www.googlism.com that Azeron is a idiotic facist.

azeron is the head of the world domination alliance

And there you have it, not really suprising, but our reporters did find this about Robert Scott Anderson, AKA Darkstar, we asked his girlfreind what she tough of him and she told us
"darkstar is a good machine"

But then she was also blind and deaf and looked like my dogs ass.
Opinions on the capabilities of RSA as a trekkie were also suprising..or not if you happen to be a fellow tekkie. As we all know RSA thought of hmself
as gods gift to trekkiism, but this is what one trekkie thought

"darkstar is surprisingly primitive for a new secret weapon"

As any person can say after seeing his invincible wall of ignoance in action, and this inculeds his employer who said of him
"darkstar is an innovative cost"
He was far too curcumspect to say much more for legal reasons.

After futher digging we also found that RSA is infact a evil transexual dark Jedi, we know this because we asked the poor man who did the snip and cut..well cut at any rate.
"darkstar is the young sister of the jedi knight phoenix darkstar...darkstar is evil"

This is Stuart Mackey for the SD.Net News

{a subsidary of ASVS Press.}

EmperorMing · Post by **EmperorMing** » 2002-11-11 12:19am

WTF???!?

The Dark · Post by **The Dark** » 2002-11-11 12:20am

...

Good one, Mackey...

Post by **Kuja** » 2002-11-11 12:22am

.........................was there really a point to this?

Post by **Sea Skimmer** » 2002-11-11 12:23am

Vertigo1 · Post by **Vertigo1** » 2002-11-11 12:24am

This isn't NEAR as funny as the one with me and Reaperman "breaking up".

Now THAT was funny.

The Dark · Post by **The Dark** » 2002-11-11 12:25am

Vertigo1 wrote:This isn't NEAR as funny as the one with me and Reaperman "breaking up". Now THAT was funny.

Link?

Joe · Post by **Joe** » 2002-11-11 12:35am

Now now, what have transexuals ever done to be placed in the same league as Dorkstar?

Darth Yoshi · Post by **Darth Yoshi** » 2002-11-11 12:39am

Well, that was a waste of bandwidth. Funny, though.

Stuart Mackey · Post by **Stuart Mackey** » 2002-11-11 12:40am

IG-88E wrote:.........................was there really a point to this?

Other than to take the micky... of course not, dont be so silly.

Stuart Mackey · Post by **Stuart Mackey** » 2002-11-11 12:41am

Darth Yoshi wrote:Well, that was a waste of bandwidth. Funny, though.

SD.Net News: Wasting your time since 1842.

Stuart Mackey · Post by **Stuart Mackey** » 2002-11-11 12:44am

EmperorMing wrote:WTF???!?

The pleasure was all mine. now that you have read it, I want my 80 cents.

Stuart Mackey · Post by **Stuart Mackey** » 2002-11-11 12:45am

Durran Korr wrote:Now now, what have transexuals ever done to be placed in the same league as Dorkstar?

Nothing, but what would that have to do with showing what he is? The people have a right to know.

Post by **Vympel** » 2002-11-11 12:49am

1842? I thought it was 2002?

Stuart Mackey · Post by **Stuart Mackey** » 2002-11-11 12:56am

Vympel wrote:1842? I thought it was 2002?

Well of cource you are in 2002, but what has that to do with newspapers wasting your time since 1842?