Just for a day....

Post by **haas mark** » 2002-11-09 11:55am

Suppose you were a Creationist fundie for one day. What happens? Well, provided it doesn't kill or harm you and there are no aftereffects the day after.

Post by **Alyrium Denryle** » 2002-11-09 12:03pm

I would sit at home and post here, confusing you all with a complete about face. then the next day return to normal, again confusing the hell out of everyone

salm · Post by **salm** » 2002-11-09 12:34pm

do i know that i turn back into a normal human being?

if no, i´d consider suicide.

Post by **haas mark** » 2002-11-09 12:35pm

salm wrote:do i know that i turn back into a normal human being?

if no, i´d consider suicide.

Let's suppose that while you are a fundie, you believe that you have always been that way.

salm · Post by **salm** » 2002-11-09 12:41pm

verilon wrote:
salm wrote:do i know that i turn back into a normal human being?

if no, i´d consider suicide.
Let's suppose that while you are a fundie, you believe that you have always been that way.

well, then i´d probably like being that way, and i´d go around on message boards, or even worse, from door to door trying to convince my people of my idiotic point of view.

Dirty Harry · Post by **Dirty Harry** » 2002-11-09 12:43pm

then I'd probably do what every fundie thats come here does, start trolling, absolutly convinced that I can save you "sinners".
Would I remeber what I did while I was a fundie? or would it be llike when people turn into werewolfs in films ie: I would not remember what the hell I did.

Post by **haas mark** » 2002-11-09 12:44pm

Dirty Harry wrote:then I'd probably do what every fundie thats come here does, start trolling, absolutly convinced that I can save you "sinners".
Would I remeber what I did while I was a fundie? or would it be llike when people turn into werewolfs in films ie: I would not remember what the hell I did.

You don't remember.

Larz · Post by **Larz** » 2002-11-09 12:45pm

I would find myself chained in some basement somewhere as my friends would have been working me over all day to rid me of the demon that has possesed me and tooken away all that is me...

Dirty Harry · Post by **Dirty Harry** » 2002-11-09 12:46pm

phew, probably just as well.

Post by **haas mark** » 2002-11-09 12:47pm

Larz wrote:I would find myself chained in some basement somewhere as my friends would have been working me over all day to rid me of the demon that has possesed me and tooken away all that is me...

No. You know I'm not that nice.

Larz · Post by **Larz** » 2002-11-09 12:54pm

verilon wrote:
Larz wrote:I would find myself chained in some basement somewhere as my friends would have been working me over all day to rid me of the demon that has possesed me and tooken away all that is me...
No. You know I'm not that nice.

your not evil, get over it.... I'm talking about people like Psycho Mike, Pierced everything Eric, or Weird Nympho Maria... I do have more friends then 1...

Post by **haas mark** » 2002-11-09 12:55pm

Larz wrote:
verilon wrote:
Larz wrote:I would find myself chained in some basement somewhere as my friends would have been working me over all day to rid me of the demon that has possesed me and tooken away all that is me...
No. You know I'm not that nice.
your not evil, get over it.... I'm talking about people like Psycho Mike, Pierced everything Eric, or Weird Nympho Maria... I do have more friends then 1...

I know....and yes, I am evil...mew....(sorry, HAD to fit that in somewhere)...just not as far as YOU have witnessed.

Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi · Post by **Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi** » 2002-11-09 12:57pm

If I was fundie for a day, I probably wouldn't post here, I'd be "spraeding the word" elsewhere. Ther next day, I'd return to normal and come here.

Larz · Post by **Larz** » 2002-11-09 01:04pm

verilon wrote:
Larz wrote:
verilon wrote: No. You know I'm not that nice.
your not evil, get over it.... I'm talking about people like Psycho Mike, Pierced everything Eric, or Weird Nympho Maria... I do have more friends then 1...
I know....and yes, I am evil...mew....(sorry, HAD to fit that in somewhere)...just not as far as YOU have witnessed.

mmmkay

Raptor 597 · Post by **Raptor 597** » 2002-11-09 04:15pm

If I was my normal intimidated Fundie self from the past I would too intimidated too post here. I'd probably just tell myself bullshit for a day, rocking back and forth. Remember, only stupid Fundies come and attack, thw others are too afraid.

Post by **Darth Wong** » 2002-11-09 04:17pm

The day afterwards, I would have to explain to Rebecca what the fuck happened to me, and why I became a fundie lunatic for the last 24 hours. Naturally, I would have to prove that I've returned to normal by committing acts of sexual debauchery with her which are illegal in 11 states

Stormbringer · Post by **Stormbringer** » 2002-11-09 04:19pm

Darth Wong wrote:The day afterwards, I would have to explain to Rebecca what the fuck happened to me, and why I became a fundie lunatic for the last 24 hours. Naturally, I would have to prove that I've returned to normal by committing acts of sexual debauchery with her which are illegal in 11 states

Only 11 states? I'm sure you could do better than that.

Post by **Darth Wong** » 2002-11-09 04:22pm

Oh, I almost forgot: I would have to search through the garbage to find all the pornography that I would have thrown out while in 24-hour Fundie Mode.

Arthur_Tuxedo · Post by **Arthur_Tuxedo** » 2002-11-09 11:33pm

verilon wrote:Suppose you were a Creationist fundie for one day. What happens? Well, provided it doesn't kill or harm you and there are no aftereffects the day after.

Have you been reading The Shadow Out Of Time?

Post by **haas mark** » 2002-11-09 11:34pm

Arthur_Tuxedo wrote:
verilon wrote:Suppose you were a Creationist fundie for one day. What happens? Well, provided it doesn't kill or harm you and there are no aftereffects the day after.
Have you been reading The Shadow Out Of Time?

No I spew random thoughts. Never heard of that btw.

Post by **Kuja** » 2002-11-09 11:39pm

I would end up horrified at the amount of hentai saved in my comp.

Arthur_Tuxedo · Post by **Arthur_Tuxedo** » 2002-11-09 11:45pm

verilon wrote:No I spew random thoughts. Never heard of that btw.

It's a short story by H.P. Lovecraft. My favorite of his that I've read so far. You can read it here.

Tsyroc · Post by **Tsyroc** » 2002-11-10 09:54am

From what I've been told I'd probably spend that one day blind...at least.

Stormbringer · Post by **Stormbringer** » 2002-11-10 11:54am

Arthur_Tuxedo wrote:
verilon wrote:No I spew random thoughts. Never heard of that btw.
It's a short story by H.P. Lovecraft. My favorite of his that I've read so far. You can read it here.

Damn good shirt story. I rather prefer At the Mountains of Madness myself.

Darth Yoshi · Post by **Darth Yoshi** » 2002-11-11 01:12am

IG-88E wrote:I would end up horrified at the amount of hentai saved in my comp.

You'd probably end up deleting it, too. Which is why my files are all in a hidden folder.

To answer the question, I'd go out and start preaching, then wake up the next day with a concussion from my friends.

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