jmac wrote:
They only look soft-focus because you're starting to go blind....And you know what causes blindness...
In all fairness, the blurry "vision" could easily be attributed to a foggy monitor do to increased temperture caused by, as you suggested, vigorous physical activity (heavy breathing, sweating, etc).
So this explains why things always get so confusing when you discuss the borg...
Rouge 9 wrote:No, they're soft focus because your photoslave is an incompetent.
It's ok Rouge, everyone does it too and there's no need to be ashamed and in denial.
Masturbation is not a crime (but it might be if Bush could get a 3rd term, but that's besides the point):P
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Rogue 9 wrote:No, they're soft focus because your photoslave is an incompetent.
It's ok Rogue, everyone does it too and there's no need to be ashamed and in denial.
Masturbation is not a crime (but it might be if Bush could get a 3rd term, but that's besides the point):P
Rogue 9 wrote:No, they're soft focus because your photoslave is an incompetent.
It's ok Rogue, everyone does it too and there's no need to be ashamed and in denial.
Masturbation is not a crime (but it might be if Bush could get a 3rd term, but that's besides the point):P
Erm... Where did that come from?
You expected aerius/jmac/muse to answer with something other than sex/masterbation innuendo? Foolish of you.
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jmac wrote:It's ok Rogue, everyone does it too and there's no need to be ashamed and in denial.
Masturbation is not a crime (but it might be if Bush could get a 3rd term, but that's besides the point):P
Erm... Where did that come from?
If I understand girl-speak correctly, I think she's saying that the pictures are actually in focus, and that the reason they look soft-focus to you is because your vision's starting to go bad from masturbating too much. And there was an obligatory anti-Bush comment thrown in for good measure. Of course, I can only guarantee an 83.9% accuracy rate in my interpretation since as we all know, it's impossible for a guy to fully comprehend girl-talk.
aerius: I'll vote for you if you sleep with me. Lusankya: Deal!
Say, do you want it to be a threesome with your wife? Or a foursome with your wife and sister-in-law? I'm up for either.
aerius wrote:...as we all know, it's impossible for a guy to fully comprehend girl-talk.
Not true. There hasn't been a single conversation a woman has started/controlled/ended that cannot be replied to by the universally correct "Yes, dear."
aerius wrote:...as we all know, it's impossible for a guy to fully comprehend girl-talk.
Not true. There hasn't been a single conversation a woman has started/controlled/ended that cannot be replied to by the universally correct "Yes, dear."
I see your knowledge of the female of the species is as limited as anything else.
'Does this make me look fat?'
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I have always maintained that there are three solutions to any problems that females may have-- well, four, to be precise... Listening, Cuddling, Chocolate, and Flowers. The listening and cuddling sort of go together...
And that was entirely off topic, so *kicks right back onto topic*
aerius wrote:...as we all know, it's impossible for a guy to fully comprehend girl-talk.
Not true. There hasn't been a single conversation a woman has started/controlled/ended that cannot be replied to by the universally correct "Yes, dear."
I see your knowledge of the female of the species is as limited as anything else.
'Does this make me look fat?'
I stand corrected.
But honesty is a virtue: "No dear, your ass makes you look fat. Your clothing is doing everything it can to hold that together."
Mayabird is my girlfriend
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-revprez, with yet another brilliant rebuttal.
Oooooh, very pretty! But...why are those shorts in the way?
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DPDarkPrimus wrote:Hey, let's all admire Mayabird's sexy legs!
*admires* Yes, those are very nice legs.
Marching band does a body good.
"On the infrequent occasions when I have been called upon in a formal place to play the bongo drums, the introducer never seems to find it necessary to mention that I also do theoretical physics." -Richard Feynman
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Robert Walper wrote:
Women with legs like that can blow my flute anytime...
The true sick band reply is:
Flute? More like a piccolo.
DPDarkPrimus is my boyfriend!
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Another picture from my beach vacation, teh Photoslave thought I should include some T&A.
As you can see, I disagreed and overruled him.
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I'm not sure why people choose 'To Love is to Bury' as their wedding song...It's about a murder-suicide
- Margo Timmins
When it becomes serious, you have to lie
- Jean-Claude Juncker
Mayabird is my girlfriend
Justice League:BotM:MM:SDnet City Watch:Cybertron's Finest "Well then, science is bullshit. "
-revprez, with yet another brilliant rebuttal.
I refuse to comment since it may tend to incriminate me...
This post is a 100% natural organic product.
The slight variations in spelling and grammar enhance its individual character and beauty and in no way are to be considered flaws or defects
I'm not sure why people choose 'To Love is to Bury' as their wedding song...It's about a murder-suicide
- Margo Timmins
When it becomes serious, you have to lie
- Jean-Claude Juncker
Robert Walper wrote:
Women with legs like that can blow my flute anytime...
The true sick band reply is:
Flute? More like a piccolo.
Not a penny flute?
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You look like you can crack walnuts with those thighs.
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jmac wrote:Another picture from my beach vacation, teh Photoslave thought I should include some T&A.
As you can see, I disagreed and overruled him.
Why, when clearly his idea made great sense?
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This is the price of war,
We rise with noble intentions,
And we risk all that is pure..." - Angela & Jeff van Dyck, Forever (Rome: Total War)
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The war continues on..." - Angela & Jeff van Dyck, We Are All One (Medieval 2: Total War)
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"You either die a hero, or you live long enough to see yourself become the villain." - Harvey Dent, The Dark Knight
Erm... Where did that come from?
"DO YOU WORSHIP HOMOSEXUALS?" - Curtis Saxton (source)
- PeZook
