Vaginal Birth or Cesarean Section?

Sir Sirius · Post by **Sir Sirius** » 2005-01-10 12:37pm

Were you born by a vaginal birth or a cesarean section?

Vaginal birth for me.

Oh, and there is no real point to this thread beyond mere curiosity.

Howedar · Post by **Howedar** » 2005-01-10 12:38pm

The old-fashioned way.

Ma Deuce · Post by **Ma Deuce** » 2005-01-10 12:45pm

Cesarean: Due to my mother's narrow pelvis, coupled with my above-average birth weight (4.4kg) it was physically impossible for me to be born the "old-fashioned" way...

The Kernel · Post by **The Kernel** » 2005-01-10 12:47pm

Normal, if you want to call it normal considering the amount of drugs my mother was shot up with at the time and the 72 hour labor.

Captain tycho · Post by **Captain tycho** » 2005-01-10 01:02pm

Vaginal, at home, with no drugs. Probably why I turned out so charming.

El Moose Monstero · Post by **El Moose Monstero** » 2005-01-10 01:09pm

Cesarean - I was born with lettuce leaves, worcester sauce, anchovies and lemon juice.

I was also a heavy baby - I can't remember, but I think I was over 9lbs or so, although I think my sister was also a cesarean.

Solauren · Post by **Solauren** » 2005-01-10 01:57pm

Vaginal birth, but my mom needed assistance (surgery and forcepts) so I put caesarian down. (I understand it was under consideration).

Then again, after 52 hours in labor, 9 pound kids are hard to deliever

Admiral Valdemar · Post by **Admiral Valdemar** » 2005-01-10 01:58pm

Normally.

Stravo · Post by **Stravo** » 2005-01-10 02:02pm

Normally but my mom was in labor for over 48 hours and the doctor resorted to pulling me out with forceps. The bastard utterly refused to do a C Section. My face was so bruised that they couldn't take newborn pics of me for a few days.

Chardok · Post by **Chardok** » 2005-01-10 02:08pm

Stravo wrote:Normally but my mom was in labor for over 48 hours and the doctor resorted to pulling me out with forceps. The bastard utterly refused to do a C Section. My face was so bruised that they couldn't take newborn pics of me for a few days.

Me too. Minus bruises. Forceps=yay!

Admiral Bravo · Post by **Admiral Bravo** » 2005-01-10 02:10pm

Normal

Captain Cyran · Post by **Captain Cyran** » 2005-01-10 02:15pm

I was the trouble maker of the family. I needed a C-section.

Chmee · Post by **Chmee** » 2005-01-10 02:17pm

Virginal birth.

Mlenk · Post by **Mlenk** » 2005-01-10 02:31pm

I came out through my mom's pussy.

Losonti Tokash · Post by **Losonti Tokash** » 2005-01-10 02:37pm

Mlenk wrote:I came out through my mom's pussy.

That's fucking brilliant.

My own mother refused to have a C-section. She learned her mistake and had her tubes tied afterward.

General Zod · Post by **General Zod** » 2005-01-10 02:41pm

am i weird for simply not knowing? *scratches head*

Petrosjko · Post by **Petrosjko** » 2005-01-10 02:42pm

Vaginal, though I was another 72 hour boy. Took my damn sweet time to get around to disgracing the world with my presence.

Jason von Evil · Post by **Jason von Evil** » 2005-01-10 03:24pm

C-Section, which according to Duncun from Macbeth, doesn't count as being born.

(Joking about the last part)

Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi · Post by **Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi** » 2005-01-10 03:30pm

Vaginal, I believe. And since I was ten pounds and five ounces at birth, I'm surprised my mom hasn't killed me for putting her through that yet.

Xenophobe3691 · Post by **Xenophobe3691** » 2005-01-10 03:30pm

Vaginal. Without any form of pain-deadening drugs.

My mom owns.

Korvan · Post by **Korvan** » 2005-01-10 03:32pm

Csection for me. Plus, since I was put up for adoption I didn't spend anytime with the birth mother and I had an allergic reaction to the general anesthetic so I was put in intensive care. So for the first 5 days of my life I didn't get to have a mum. Explains why I have a bit of seperation anxiety.

Mutant Headcrab · Post by **Mutant Headcrab** » 2005-01-10 03:47pm

It was 72 hours of labor before the doctors decided I was to big to be vaginally birthed and had to be cut out. Of course, this was in an Air Force base hospital so....

Mayabird · Post by **Mayabird** » 2005-01-10 03:48pm

Vaginal. After my head finally came unstuck (I had a big head), I came out into the cold cruel world into a hospital room with an excellent view of Mt. Fuji out the window, or so my mom tells me.

Vendetta · Post by **Vendetta** » 2005-01-10 03:49pm

Normally. Albeit with forceps, and two weeks late. (and at 1:50 in the morning, considerate of me, no?)

The Dark · Post by **The Dark** » 2005-01-10 05:10pm

C-section. I was 9 pounds 4 ounces, and I was born 29 days late (supposed to be born 4/1, birthday's 4/30).