But what if you are wrong?

Post by **weemadando** » 2002-11-11 01:53am

If there is a god I just say - Fuck you, you pathetic, egostatistical pox on the arse cheek of the universe. Then I use the babelfish arguement and become supreme ruler of the universe myself.

Post by **Ghost Rider** » 2002-11-11 01:55am

For B&B...give them a functioning brain each then let them watch the crap they created for eternity.

EmperorMing · Post by **EmperorMing** » 2002-11-11 02:00am

Ghost Rider wrote:For B&B...give them a functioning brain each then let them watch the crap they created for eternity.

LOL!!!

Would serve them right...

Slartibartfast · Post by **Slartibartfast** » 2002-11-11 02:46pm

Frank Hipper wrote:Trekkies in general have to spend five hundred septillion years in purgatory.

There would be a massive exodus as all the souls trapped in purgatory flee and invade hell.

Slartibartfast · Post by **Slartibartfast** » 2002-11-11 02:48pm

Tron wrote:I have seen quite a few of you "open minded" scientific types proclaim that there is no God.

My question to all of you is this: "What if you are wrong? What will you say to Him on Judgement Day?"

I can't be wrong. I am better than God. Worship me.

Post by **Darth Wong** » 2002-11-11 03:54pm

We're all better than the Biblical God. None of us are genocidal mass-murderers AFAIK.

Post by **Sea Skimmer** » 2002-11-11 04:00pm

Darth Wong wrote:We're all better than the Biblical God. None of us are genocidal mass-murderers AFAIK.

If we had the power that would change very quickly, at least for me.

Post by **haas mark** » 2002-11-11 04:02pm

Ghost Rider wrote:For B&B...give them a functioning brain...

Ummm....KABOOM!?

Post by **Sea Skimmer** » 2002-11-11 04:06pm

verilon wrote:
Ghost Rider wrote:For B&B...give them a functioning brain...
Ummm....KABOOM!?

As long as all traces of anti logic are first removed before the logic infusion, everything should be fine. But if even one atom is missed..

Post by **haas mark** » 2002-11-11 04:15pm

Sea Skimmer wrote:
verilon wrote:
Ghost Rider wrote:For B&B...give them a functioning brain...
Ummm....KABOOM!?
As long as all traces of anti logic are first removed before the logic infusion, everything should be fine. But if even one atom is missed..

*shudder* I know.....

Post by **Lagmonster** » 2002-11-11 04:17pm

If I met up with God after judgment day, aside from being really pissed off that I was no longer alive, I'd probably be too stunned that Fictional Joe actually exists to say anything coherent. Probably say, "How they hangin'?" followed by something like,

"Uh, God? You know how you had sex with a virgin to create god in the form of man? Well, I wanted to know if Mary was the only one. Because, well, *I* had sex with a virgin too, and frankly, I think she mistook me for you. She kept calling *your* name."

and something like,

"Hey, God? Could you send Jesus over to my table? I'm gonna spit in a cup. Think he can magically poof that into some seriously good wine or, maybe, some Divine Lager?"

Post by **haas mark** » 2002-11-11 04:20pm

Lag: As youre on page 10 of 9, well, I cant really quote yo, but the Virgin and the Lager things: OMG!!! ROFL!!!

Antediluvian · Post by **Antediluvian** » 2002-11-12 05:34pm

Andrew J. wrote:
Antediluvian wrote:What I would say to Yaweh on Judgement Day:

"Fuck you."

Nice and simple.
Heh. I like it.

Then when he started saying something, I would go "What?!"

"What?!"

"What?!"
If he started going on a bit too much, I would ask him to PLEASE...JUST SHUT...THE HELL...UP!

Or I could do the Rock:

"I'm gonna take your little Bible, dust it off, turn it sideways, and stick it straight up your CANDY ASS!

Yaweh: "Who do you think you..."

Me: "It doesn't matter who I am!"

Yaweh: "Where...

Me: "It doesn't matter what you think!"

Kurt Angle: "You SUCK! Oh, it's true, it's DAMN true!"

Yaweh: "What..."

Triple H: " I can get away with it because I am the Game, and I am THAT DAMN GOOD."

neoolong · Post by **neoolong** » 2002-11-12 05:54pm

Antediluvian wrote:
Andrew J. wrote:
Antediluvian wrote:What I would say to Yaweh on Judgement Day:

"Fuck you."

Nice and simple.
Heh. I like it.

Then when he started saying something, I would go "What?!"

"What?!"

"What?!"
If he started going on a bit too much, I would ask him to PLEASE...JUST SHUT...THE HELL...UP!

Or I could do the Rock:

"I'm gonna take your little Bible, dust it off, turn it sideways, and stick it straight up your CANDY ASS!

Yaweh: "Who do you think you..."

Me: "It doesn't matter who I am!"

Yaweh: "Where...

Me: "It doesn't matter what you think!"

Kurt Angle: "You SUCK! Oh, it's true, it's DAMN true!"

Yaweh: "What..."

Triple H: " I can get away with it because I am the Game, and I am THAT DAMN GOOD."

That's just damn funny. And of course the people's champion would win over any puny deity.

TrailerParkJawa · Post by **TrailerParkJawa** » 2002-11-12 06:08pm

I would ask him why he didnt give me a sign that I would get laid off from work 5 months after buying my first home. DO YOU KNOW HOW EXPENSIVE FREMONT IS? NO I GUESS YOU DONT LIVING IN THE CLOUDS AND SHIT!

Darth Yoshi · Post by **Darth Yoshi** » 2002-11-13 12:15am

Sorry about that, man. It must have sucked.

Post by **Darth Wong** » 2002-11-13 09:44am

Ditto. That's got to piss you off.

TrailerParkJawa · Post by **TrailerParkJawa** » 2002-11-13 12:36pm

Thanks Yoshi, thanks Wong.

Yeah it sucks big time, but I do have to take some responsibility. I could have stayed at home saving a butt load of money each month, but I felt it was time to get out.

Of course now my 2 best friends are thinking of moving 25 miles to the north.

You can never win!

So back to this god stuff:

"Hey God, why didnt you give me a clue, when I was a teenager. I missed several oppurtunities to get laid and Im kinda mad at you."

jegs2 · Post by **jegs2** » 2002-11-13 02:00pm

Tron wrote:I have seen quite a few of you "open minded" scientific types proclaim that there is no God.

My question to all of you is this: "What if you are wrong? What will you say to Him on Judgement Day?"

Just curious.

My stance on the issue is clear. Like Mike, I think folks should be all the way in one direction or the other -- commit to something. Even Jesus said he had no use for "lukewarm" people. Bottomline on Christianity is that it is based on faith alone. Jesus is either the Son of God, or he was a liar -- choose which one of those you will believe...

Utsanomiko · Post by **Utsanomiko** » 2002-11-13 02:51pm

TrailerParkJawa wrote:I would ask him why he didnt give me a sign that I would get laid off from work 5 months after buying my first home. DO YOU KNOW HOW EXPENSIVE FREMONT IS? NO I GUESS YOU DONT LIVING IN THE CLOUDS AND SHIT!

Ouch, sorry to hear that. Hope things turn out better for you soon.

Anyway, that's God for ya; he's the abusive parent who's just nice enough to be your shoulder to cry on after he burns your diary and tells you you're worthless. What a fucking prick he is.

Post by **Ghost Rider** » 2002-11-13 03:02pm

Shoulder to cry on?!

pfft more like he tells you what you fucked up on and tells you that all you ever was a fuck up...after you fall onto ground.

Utsanomiko · Post by **Utsanomiko** » 2002-11-13 03:22pm

Indeed, God is very cruel. It's any wonder how Christians can analyze the concept of Lucifer and not realize he has better intentions for humanity.

But then again, when do Christians ever analyze the Bible properly? They'd realize that Satan was the truthful creator and heaven was the infernal kingdom of a deceitful fallen angel, as I've been insisting recently.

pecker · Post by **pecker** » 2002-11-13 03:44pm

Ask where he keeps the booze:)

pecker · Post by **pecker** » 2002-11-13 03:46pm

Darth Utsanomiko wrote:Indeed, God is very cruel. It's any wonder how Christians can analyze the concept of Lucifer and not realize he has better intentions for humanity.

But then again, when do Christians ever analyze the Bible properly? They'd realize that Satan was the truthful creator and heaven was the infernal kingdom of a deceitful fallen angel, as I've been insisting recently.

Well, if we assume doing what the devil wants sends you to hell, and hell is the most unpleasant place in existence, he can't have all that good intentions for me...

data_link · Post by **data_link** » 2002-11-13 04:44pm

pecker wrote:Well, if we assume doing what the devil wants sends you to hell, and hell is the most unpleasant place in existence, he can't have all that good intentions for me...

Of course, that's assuming that hell is the most unpleasant place in existence, which is exactly the kind of scare tactic you'd expect from a decietful fallen angel trying to convince people to follow them instead of the One True God.

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