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:lol:

http://www.roanoke.com/news/roanoke/16655.html

Sunday, January 09, 2005


Rodeo in Salem gets unexpected song rendition


A man purportedly from Kazakhstan launched into a diatribe instead of "The Star-Spangled Banner."


By Laurence Hammack
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No one knows for sure who he was, that Middle Eastern man in an American flag shirt and a cowboy hat who was supposed to sing the national anthem at a rodeo Friday night in the Salem Civic Center.

But he sure shook up this town before leaving in a hurry.

Introduced as Boraq Sagdiyev from Kazakhstan, he was said to be an immigrant touring America. A film crew was with him, doing some sort of documentary. And he wanted to sing "The Star-Spangled Banner" to show his appreciation, the announcer told the crowd.

Speaking in broken English, the mysterious man first told the decidedly pro-American crowd - it was a rodeo, of all things, in Salem, of all places - that he supported the war on terrorism.

"I hope you kill every man, woman and child in Iraq, down to the lizards," he said, according to Brett Sharp of Star Country WSLC, who was also on stage that night as a media sponsor of the rodeo.

An uneasy murmur ran through the crowd.

"And may George W. Bush drink the blood of every man, woman and child in Iraq," he continued, according to Robynn Jaymes, who co-hosts a morning radio show with Sharp and was also among the stunned observers.

The crowd's reaction was loud enough for John Saunders, the civic center's assistant director, to hear from the front office. "It was a restless kind of booing," Saunders said.

Then the man took off his hat and sang what he said was his native national anthem. He then told the crowd to be seated, put his hat back on, and launched into a butchered version of "The Star-Spangled Banner" that ended with the words "your home in the grave," Sharp said.

By then, a restless crowd had turned downright nasty.

"If he had been out there a minute longer, I think somebody would have shot him," Jaymes said. "People were booing him, flipping him off."

Rodeo producer Bobby Rowe, who by then had figured out that he was the victim of some kind of hoax, had the man escorted out of the civic center. Rowe told him that he and his film friends had best leave right then.

"Had we not gotten them out of there, there would have been a riot," said Rowe, who has been bringing his Imperial Rodeo Productions to Salem for years.

As his wife, Lenore, put it: "It's a wonder one of these cowboys didn't go out there and rope him up."

Saunders agreed. "I was concerned for his personal safety," he said.

Once the film crew members and their star realized the severity of the situation, Bobby Rowe said, "they loaded up the van and they screeched out of there."

After apologizing to the crowd for being duped, Rowe was left to wonder who pulled such a hoax, and why. Months ago, he was approached by someone from One America, a California-based film company that was reportedly doing a documentary on a Russian immigrant, Rowe said.

The outfit asked if Sagdiyev could sing the national anthem at the rodeo in Salem. After listening to a tape, Rowe said sure.

By Saturday afternoon, Jaymes had observed that Sagdiyev looked a lot like the title character of "Da Ali G Show," a Home Box Office production that often catches its guests and audiences unaware and then records their reaction to "shock value" material such as Friday night's performance.

The show has a character named Borat from Kazakhstan, according to the HBO Web site.

Jaymes said she recalls that one of the five cameras was turned on her and others on stage, as if to catch their reactions.

"I looked at Brett and said, 'Why do I feel like I'm in the middle of a bad "Saturday Night Live" episode?'" Jaymes said.

As Rowe prepared Saturday for a second night of the rodeo, he was playing it safe on who would sing the national anthem.

"It'll be a tape," he said.

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Not funny. He's lucky he didn't get hurt.
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Can't wait to see that episode...
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:lol: The guy's a crack up.
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When he asked Whitman if whale shit was the main source of water pollution, I laughed 'til my sides ached. Also when he led rednecks in a country bar to sing along with "Throw The Jew In The Well". :shock: The man is insane, but funny as hell.
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Hehehe, funny funny guy. :lol:

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Bwahahahahaha! :lol: I love that man!

Seriously, Ali G is the funniest man alive. I still remember the Pat Buchanan episode. :lol:

Have a very nice day.
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Once again proving that not only he massively over rated and unfunny, he's also a jackass. At least Johny Knoxville had the decency to name his show for the demographic he targeted, unlike Ali G. :roll:
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Stormbringer wrote:Once again proving that not only he massively over rated and unfunny, he's also a jackass. At least Johny Knoxville had the decency to name his show for the demographic he targeted, unlike Ali G. :roll:
Watch this video and tell me that Ali G is not hilarious.

Oh, and here is a video of the infamous cowboy song. The fact that people were clapping and cheering throughout the song is sickening.

Have a very nice day.
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fgalkin wrote:
Stormbringer wrote:Once again proving that not only he massively over rated and unfunny, he's also a jackass. At least Johny Knoxville had the decency to name his show for the demographic he targeted, unlike Ali G. :roll:
Watch this video and tell me that Ali G is not hilarious.

Oh, and here is a video of the infamous cowboy song. The fact that people were clapping and cheering throughout the song is sickening.
Neither are very good. For that sort of satire the Daily Show is far, far ahead of Ali G. He just plain sucks, even Tom Green had funny bits than him.
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"Throw the Jew down the well" and the rednecks were clapping and singing along. :lol:
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Elfdart wrote:When he asked Whitman if whale shit was the main source of water pollution, I laughed 'til my sides ached. Also when he led rednecks in a country bar to sing along with "Throw The Jew In The Well". :shock: The man is insane, but funny as hell.
Wait, wait. I thought that the actor/performer himself was Jewish (I was told as such)? :?: :wtf:
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Crown wrote:
Elfdart wrote:When he asked Whitman if whale shit was the main source of water pollution, I laughed 'til my sides ached. Also when he led rednecks in a country bar to sing along with "Throw The Jew In The Well". :shock: The man is insane, but funny as hell.
Wait, wait. I thought that the actor/performer himself was Jewish (I was told as such)? :?: :wtf:
IIRC he is, or at least numerous piece in the papers have said so.
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2000AD wrote:
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Elfdart wrote:When he asked Whitman if whale shit was the main source of water pollution, I laughed 'til my sides ached. Also when he led rednecks in a country bar to sing along with "Throw The Jew In The Well". :shock: The man is insane, but funny as hell.
Wait, wait. I thought that the actor/performer himself was Jewish (I was told as such)? :?: :wtf:
IIRC he is, or at least numerous piece in the papers have said so.
His real name is Sacha Baron Cohen, he read history at Cambridge and he is Jewish.

I have a pretty low opinion of red necks but I have to admit that I was astonished when they started singling along, the one with the wine buffs talking about how abolishing slavery "made things better for them" (ie the blacks) was also a bit of an eye opener.
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Stormbringer wrote:
fgalkin wrote:
Stormbringer wrote:Once again proving that not only he massively over rated and unfunny, he's also a jackass. At least Johny Knoxville had the decency to name his show for the demographic he targeted, unlike Ali G. :roll:
Watch this video and tell me that Ali G is not hilarious.

Oh, and here is a video of the infamous cowboy song. The fact that people were clapping and cheering throughout the song is sickening.
Neither are very good. For that sort of satire the Daily Show is far, far ahead of Ali G. He just plain sucks, even Tom Green had funny bits than him.
Sacha Baron Cohen is a brilliant actor and whilst Ali G is getting a bit old Borat is a superb character, the way in which he is so innocently and cheerfully racist and sexist is just brilliant at getting other people to reveal their true feelings I've never seen anyone else do that as effectively as Borat.

You are one of the prime defenders of red necks on this site, is it not possible that a major reason you dislike him is because he is so good at revealing unpleasant truths about Bush's core constituency.
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Okay I laughed my ass during the cowboy song! :lol:

There is nothing like mocking idiots infront of them, and them not knowing - little alone singing along!
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I always saw Ali G as overrated bar certain episodes, but Borat is great and I think anything that shows up such scum for our amusement is great. If you think it's a good idea to hide such prejudices, then there's something wrong. You can debate Sacha's comedic value all you want, but you can't debate that the people he acts around are fucking morons of the highest calibre. I at least expect the defenders here not to ever read the DarwinAwards.com and laugh ever again.
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wow, antagonizing rednecks like that will get you killed. Maybe for his next trick he can dress up as Hitler and walk into Mossad Headquarters in Tel Aviv.
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I cant stand Ali G, but Borat is hillarious.
I'd have thought people here would have agreed with what he's up to after all part of the site tag is "mockery of stupid people" and he's doing a bang up job of it.
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Col. Crackpot wrote:wow, antagonizing rednecks like that will get you killed. Maybe for his next trick he can dress up as Hitler and walk into Mossad Headquarters in Tel Aviv.
if the mossad was rednecks he´d get them to sing "deutschland, deutschland über alles"
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Don't forget Bruno, his Austrian fashion reporter alter-ego. He is equally hilarious. :D

Is a new series of Ali G coming out soon?
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Another classic was when Bruno went to a gunshow and informed one of the good ole boys that his gun was the favorite of gay men in Austria. The look on that peckerwood's face... :lol:
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Although he's undoubtedly clever and funny, I have to admit the whole genre of 'hoax' humor premised on making people uncomfortable, angry or embarassed really turns me off.
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Plekhanov wrote:Sacha Baron Cohen is a brilliant actor and whilst Ali G is getting a bit old Borat is a superb character, the way in which he is so innocently and cheerfully racist and sexist is just brilliant at getting other people to reveal their true feelings I've never seen anyone else do that as effectively as Borat.
He's a good actor, it's just his bits aren't really funny. He's just another "he's british so we have to think he's funny lest we seem unsophisticated" acts.
Plekhanov wrote:You are one of the prime defenders of red necks on this site, is it not possible that a major reason you dislike him is because he is so good at revealing unpleasant truths about Bush's core constituency.
Despite the fact that I don't particularly like Bush's "core constituency*" and the fact that I don't agree with some of the more knee jerk reactionism here has little to do with it. I watch The Daily Show religiously and find it laugh out loud funny. One of my favorite bits of the Daily Show is actually their "So You're Living in a Police State" segment.




*In so far as the people on this board inappropriately use it as a substitute for religious right fanatics.
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