Some form of 40K RP- here and now

Stormbringer · Post by **Stormbringer** » 2005-01-13 12:55am

Petrosjko wrote:Don't think anybody's show up tonight. Shall we set the opening stages for the naval battle so they can properly pee their pants?

Not sure what else there is to do.

Petrosjko · Post by **Petrosjko** » 2005-01-13 12:57am

See, as soon as I give up hope, Stormbringer shows up. He's got that timing down perfectly.

Edit- And Typh. We couldn't have done that better if we tried, I swear.

Stormbringer · Post by **Stormbringer** » 2005-01-13 01:00am

Petrosjko wrote:See, as soon as I give up hope, Stormbringer shows up. He's got that timing down perfectly.

I've been on. I just haven't figured on posting much exactly. Though having Varian show up to give your character a pep talk might do.

Petrosjko · Post by **Petrosjko** » 2005-01-13 01:05am

Stormbringer wrote:I've been on. I just haven't figured on posting much exactly. Though having Varian show up to give your character a pep talk might do.

Be my guest.

Imperial Overlord · Post by **Imperial Overlord** » 2005-01-13 02:24am

I see Typhonis hasn't shown Varian his Photo Album of Doom yet.

Guarranteed to make any Puritan Inquisitor his bitch.

Petrosjko · Post by **Petrosjko** » 2005-01-13 02:26am

Speaking of...

Hey NATHAN! Be a good time for your girlfriend, the SAINT, to call in your PAL, the Emperor!

We could use some help here.

Typhonis 1 · Post by **Typhonis 1** » 2005-01-13 02:29am

hadnt been time to show him yet o and by the way may have one last shocker About Nathan when this is over with don`t know yet ..

Petrosjko · Post by **Petrosjko** » 2005-01-13 02:32am

Got one to pass the time... why don't we all dig up the rumors we sent Stormbringer a while back, so we can compare and chuckle. Here are mine:

The local Adeptus Mechanicus branch is corrupted by chaos/rampant soulless machines and that's why all these inquisitors are showing up.

The local Adeptus Mechanicus branch was responsible for the Chaos marines getting loose, and buried a chaos war vessel in a hive as part of their malicious scheme.

The Inquisitors are deliberatley fomenting rebellion as part of an intricate scheme to start a sub-sector wide revolution to forge their own Empire/Not all inquisitors are in on this, and the battles have been covers for their internal conflict.

Commodore Novidalorian/Commissar Ristani are saints, touched by the Emperor and sent to lead the people in a new crusade.

Commodore Novidalorian/Commissar Ristani are witches sent by the infernal powers to corrupt the world.

The recent purge executed on members of the local merchant houses was the first step in the Inquisition taking total control of the planet.

Millions of cultists rose up and committed suicide at the peak of their revolution, as part of some dark ritual.

The shipyard is rife with heretics who do not adhere to the rituals and practices of the Mechanicus, and do not take care to properly appease the machine spirits.

The whole conflict presages a return by the Emperor, who will launch a new Grand Crusade from Adraxis.

Imperial Overlord · Post by **Imperial Overlord** » 2005-01-13 02:43am

Mine were pretty similar.

I included conflicting ones about Gix, mentioned various different versions of Pater's and Gix's spat, and had a couple about Prius.

Imperial Overlord · Post by **Imperial Overlord** » 2005-01-13 02:46am

The C'tan is in the house.

Petrosjko · Post by **Petrosjko** » 2005-01-13 02:48am

Doom is upon us.

I was kind of in a hurry that day and felt my rumors were a bit on the bland side, but I hoped that everyone else's would make up for the lack.

Post by **The Yosemite Bear** » 2005-01-13 02:54am

Went real world shopping today, bought new boots for dealing with the cold weather.oh, and don't tell then inquisitionares I bought a tee-shirt with a piramid with an eye in the center of it.... (remind me, what could the great conspiracy be up too in 40k)?

Post by **The Yosemite Bear** » 2005-01-13 02:55am

oh and tomarrow I have shop steward work to do...

Petrosjko · Post by **Petrosjko** » 2005-01-13 02:58am

No no no no, the eye on the pyramid is the eye of ZAIA, remember?

And now you're serving as one of her surveillance units, taking her eye with you everywhere you go. Great. And I was going to drop in to visit, too.

Typhonis 1 · Post by **Typhonis 1** » 2005-01-13 02:58am

I have an idea

Petrosjko · Post by **Petrosjko** » 2005-01-13 02:58am

Typhonis 1 wrote:I have an idea

Famous last words.

Feel free to share.

Typhonis 1 · Post by **Typhonis 1** » 2005-01-13 03:03am

Simple really the Archeotech is actually one deposit of a few others...... war reserves set aside BY the emperor....

Petrosjko · Post by **Petrosjko** » 2005-01-13 03:10am

That would be NecronLord's call. Interesting notion, though.

Post by **The Yosemite Bear** » 2005-01-13 03:20am

hey, since we had so much fun with chaos bording us...

felt free to return the favour, sisterhood has launched fully equipped shuttles with close combat assult forces.

Petrosjko · Post by **Petrosjko** » 2005-01-13 03:24am

Yay! Counterattack!

Only thing missing is... The Emperor's Sword. Damn it.

They're all sitting around praying, sharpening their blades, and playing cards.

Post by **The Yosemite Bear** » 2005-01-13 03:34am

Actually some of them are on board the sisterhood hospital ship, and taking part in the boarding action...

Typhonis 1 · Post by **Typhonis 1** » 2005-01-13 03:36am

And a few have found an X-box to play with

Post by **The Yosemite Bear** » 2005-01-13 03:38am

Basically the very badly misnamed "Angel of Mercy" is a modified aegula class shuttle, functioning as a close support gunship and ground/boarding attack ship, as well as medivac (think blackhawk helos)

Typhonis 1 · Post by **Typhonis 1** » 2005-01-13 03:42am

have fun I`m off to bed

Imperial Overlord · Post by **Imperial Overlord** » 2005-01-13 03:44am

Good night.

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