GNOME HUNTER!

Singular Quartet · Post by **Singular Quartet** » 2004-01-28 11:35pm

Captain_Cyran wrote:
Darth Fanboy wrote:
InnerBrat wrote:Bah, it was better when I was in it.

but.. teehee, Zaia throws like a girl...
Well I was going to let your character live instead of Zaia's, but you don't titillate me as much. Plus i think you'd be less tolerant of my ignorant and sexist behaviour.

EDIT:

Please at least vote in the Fan Poll thread. It is going to be a huge factor in deciding who will win the POTENTIAL big death strugglebetween CYran and Kuja.
Oh great.. Where is this poll?

THou art blind, good man. It's the thread entitled "[ Poll ] Gnome Hunter Fan Poll!" that Darth Fanboy started.

Post by **Zaia** » 2004-01-29 12:23am

InnerBrat wrote:Bah, it was better when I was in it.

but.. teehee, Zaia throws like a girl...

Post by **Kuja** » 2004-01-30 01:56am

Captain_Cyran wrote:Stupid Kuja... Always ruining my plans for survival with his "I've gotta go save him" bullshit. He's just trying to look good for the ladies.

You're just jealous because it works.

*saves Nitram, smacks down the orcs, rescues the damsel, has his way with her, then heads off into the sunset to do it all over again tomorrow*

Life is good.

Darth Fanboy · Post by **Darth Fanboy** » 2004-01-30 03:21am

Kuja wrote:
Captain_Cyran wrote:Stupid Kuja... Always ruining my plans for survival with his "I've gotta go save him" bullshit. He's just trying to look good for the ladies.
You're just jealous because it works.

*saves Nitram, smacks down the orcs, rescues the damsel, has his way with her, then heads off into the sunset to do it all over again tomorrow*

Life is good.

Well umm, in this case Nitram is the damsel....

Post by **Kuja** » 2004-01-30 03:45am

Darth Fanboy wrote:Well umm, in this case Nitram is the damsel....

....

Well, at least I've got a three-day head start before he's able to walk again.

Captain Cyran · Post by **Captain Cyran** » 2004-01-30 08:54pm

Kuja wrote:
Darth Fanboy wrote:Well umm, in this case Nitram is the damsel....
....

Well, at least I've got a three-day head start before he's able to walk again.

I'd say that's whole thing is FUQable...

Darth Fanboy · Post by **Darth Fanboy** » 2005-01-13 10:40am

GNOME HUNTER: RAMIFICATIONS

*Zaia and Fanboy exit the realm of the Lex Animata, when DARTH GARDEN GNOME APPEARS!*

Fanboy: What the fucking fuck is fucking going on, fuck.

DGG: HAHAHAHHA! Only my most diabolical scheme yet!

Fanboy: What the fuck do you mean!

DGG: OH YOU'LL SEE! It's come to my attention that I cannot defeat you Master of Style...

Fanboy: Well DUH, I'm far more awesome.

DGG:...IN THIS REALITY! (Pulls Thermal Detonator)

Zaia: How did you even get here?

DGG: Gnomish power is as old as time itself. You've got the ultimate weapon now, you've won. Except for one thing. THE NHL IS LOCKED OUT! YOUR RELIC IS USELESS

Fanboy: When did that happen?

DGG: You've been gone, travelling through this reality for nearly a year without returning. Things have definitely changed.

Zaia: Changed how?

DGG: I suppose you would think its for the worst, but I would say its for the better MWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!

Fanboy: C'mere you fat fuck, Im going to boot you through the uprights on Mars.

DGG: I'm Afraid not, Astral projections are rather...transparent...

(DARTH GARDEN GNOME DISAPPEARS)

Zaia: I've got a badd feeling about this.

Fanboy and Zaia managed to find the power needed to defeat the GNomes once and for all, but the ultimate mischeif maker himself has managed to lock out the NAtional Hockey League! while taking advantage of the temporal phase reality chrono shifter alteration. It appears the gnomes have...won...

What will become of the world?

Captain Cyran · Post by **Captain Cyran** » 2005-01-13 11:21am

*walks by... pauses, backtracks, looks again.*

Woah...

IT LIVES!!

Post by **Zaia** » 2005-01-13 11:38am

Damnit, and I thought this story had finally died...

Singular Quartet · Post by **Singular Quartet** » 2005-01-14 02:48am

UNHOLDY GODDAMN FUCK MONKEYS!

IT LIVES!

Cool.