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Darth Yoshi wrote:For the most part, rabid Trekkies aren't as stupid as high school freshmen.
Actually, they are two orders of magnitude worse. See scale below:

10^0 - Average idiot
10^1 - High school dumbfuck
10^2 - Moron
10^3 - Rabid Trekkie
10^4 - Politicians
10^5 - Creationists
10^6 - Georege W. Bush
10^6.5 - Jack T. Chick
10^7 - WCOTC
10^8 - Suicide bombers
10^9 - Elite Fitness trolls
10^10 - Theoretical maximum limit of stupidity
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data_link wrote:
Darth Yoshi wrote:For the most part, rabid Trekkies aren't as stupid as high school freshmen.
Actually, they are two orders of magnitude worse. See scale below:

10^0 - Average idiot
10^1 - High school dumbfuck
10^2 - Moron
10^3 - Rabid Trekkie
10^4 - Politicians
10^5 - Creationists
10^6 - Georege W. Bush
10^6.5 - Jack T. Chick
10^7 - WCOTC
10^8 - Suicide bombers
10^9 - Elite Fitness trolls
10^10 - Theoretical maximum limit of stupidity
Shouldn't the scale be rendered in terms of negative exponnents, as the more accurate expression of microscopic brain capacities? 8)
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If I was doing a scale of brain capacities, I would have to include imaginary numbers, because some of these guys don't have brains. :D
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Uh-oh,... you'll call down the dark powers of the sith upon me now.. Wow, so who knew you were a Wiccan???
Asshole. I take offense to this because my gf, whom i love more than anything in the world, is Wiccan. Some people....
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Post by Soontir C'boath »

Darth Yoshi wrote:For the most part, rabid Trekkies aren't as stupid as high school freshmen.
:shock: You mean the majority of H.S. Freshman :)... I was a freshman last year...and i've been here since my freshman year..........

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data_link wrote:
Darth Yoshi wrote:For the most part, rabid Trekkies aren't as stupid as high school freshmen.
Actually, they are two orders of magnitude worse. See scale below:

10^0 - Average idiot
10^1 - High school dumbfuck
10^2 - Moron
10^3 - Rabid Trekkie
10^4 - Politicians
10^5 - Creationists
10^6 - Georege W. Bush
10^6.5 - Jack T. Chick
10^7 - WCOTC
10^8 - Suicide bombers
10^9 - Elite Fitness trolls
10^10 - Theoretical maximum limit of stupidity
Wait...Creationists are below GW Bush? And those Elite Fitness trolls must have really been bad if they could beat out Chick. I missed out on them (thank whatever supernatural beings you may or may not believe in).
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I missed them two, but judging from what's left of them in the HoS, I really don't think I missed anything in the way of intelligent thought.
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Where is DarkStar, on the list? I think he's beyond the theoretical maximum. I mean, NO ONE could predict how utterly stupid he was. I am thinking about asking the United Nations to try RSA for crimes against sentience.
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Master of Ossus wrote:Where is DarkStar, on the list? I think he's beyond the theoretical maximum. I mean, NO ONE could predict how utterly stupid he was. I am thinking about asking the United Nations to try RSA for crimes against sentience.
An analysis of Robert Scott Anderson's stupidity failed due to an ID-10-T error. :)
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still he should be there as the measuring stick...I mean it proves the maximum is not that if someone like him exists.
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Hey, NMA trekkies (New Modern Age) don't NEED theoretical maximums for stupidity. They'll just find a technobabble solution and exceed it.

Berman: Braga, we've reached the highest level of stupidity for the current trek show. What do we do?
Braga: Wait a sec, I'll ask the Tech Advisor...
Berman: Who?
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Berman: Oh. Him.
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Ghost Rider wrote:still he should be there as the measuring stick...I mean it proves the maximum is not that if someone like him exists.
I propose a new method of measuring stupidity. The milli-RSA. A milli-RSA is equal to one one thousandth of the stupidity that DarkStar demonstrated when he was here. Standard morons are generally between 20 and 50 milli-RSA's. Trolls like User099 are closer to 250 milli-RSA's. Note that this is not a measure of antagonism or annoyance, merely stupidity.
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Master of Ossus wrote:
Ghost Rider wrote:still he should be there as the measuring stick...I mean it proves the maximum is not that if someone like him exists.
I propose a new method of measuring stupidity. The milli-RSA. A milli-RSA is equal to one one thousandth of the stupidity that DarkStar demonstrated when he was here. Standard morons are generally between 20 and 50 milli-RSA's. Trolls like User099 are closer to 250 milli-RSA's. Note that this is not a measure of antagonism or annoyance, merely stupidity.
How do those compare to the milli-Jacques used by ASVS? :D
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SpyderGS wrote:Hey, NMA trekkies (New Modern Age) don't NEED theoretical maximums for stupidity. They'll just find a technobabble solution and exceed it.

Berman: Braga, we've reached the highest level of stupidity for the current trek show. What do we do?
Braga: Wait a sec, I'll ask the Tech Advisor...
Berman: Who?
Braga: You know, that homeless guy we hired last week for 2 liters of Ole' Thunderdog 30/30 and a pack o' smokes?
Berman: Oh. Him.
Maybe I'm mistaken but you seem to be comparing trekkies with B&B? Such a comparison is.....insulting :D Even rabid trekkies are an order of magnitude more intelligent than B&B.
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Andrew J. wrote:
Master of Ossus wrote:
Ghost Rider wrote:still he should be there as the measuring stick...I mean it proves the maximum is not that if someone like him exists.
I propose a new method of measuring stupidity. The milli-RSA. A milli-RSA is equal to one one thousandth of the stupidity that DarkStar demonstrated when he was here. Standard morons are generally between 20 and 50 milli-RSA's. Trolls like User099 are closer to 250 milli-RSA's. Note that this is not a measure of antagonism or annoyance, merely stupidity.
How do those compare to the milli-Jacques used by ASVS? :D
Believe it or not, I would rate a milli-RSA as about 1.3 milli-Jacques. Let it be known that that is the conversion factor.
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Master of Ossus wrote:Where is DarkStar, on the list? I think he's beyond the theoretical maximum. I mean, NO ONE could predict how utterly stupid he was. I am thinking about asking the United Nations to try RSA for crimes against sentience.
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cool...a conversion factor
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