Could SW be whored out anymore?

Lord Zentei · Post by **Lord Zentei** » 2005-01-14 10:35am

Well, there used to be Hello Kitty vibrators on www.jlist.com

Col. Crackpot · Post by **Col. Crackpot** » 2005-01-14 02:40pm

SPOOFE wrote:I'm still waiting for Star Wars: The Toilet Paper.

no, Star Wars the Flamethrower! the kids really like that one.

i think this is pretty neat and i wouldn't mind haveing one on my desk!

Lord Pounder · Post by **Lord Pounder** » 2005-01-14 05:23pm

I'm getting one, it'll look perfect beside the budda on my desk.

mauldooku · Post by **mauldooku** » 2005-01-14 08:41pm

I don't know whether to run in fear or to rush out to my local Toys 'R Us and pick one up

Lord Pounder · Post by **Lord Pounder** » 2005-01-14 09:10pm

Embrace the potatoey side. It is your destiny.

Captain Cyran · Post by **Captain Cyran** » 2005-01-14 09:28pm

Kreshna Aryaguna Nurzaman wrote:
JediMaster415 wrote:I've heard that his inspiration for the Falcon's design was a hamburger. Mybe he was eating a baked potato when he created Vader.
I beg to differ. The shape of Darth Vader's helmet resembles nothing of that of a potato. If we examine Vader's overall appearance, even the shape of the helmet alone would strenghten the hypothesis that the author was actually inspired by a certain bodily organ that would be best described as 'Phallus'. It is interesting to note that the shape of the toy suffers from severe distortion, which in my opinion may be contradictory to author's intention when creating the said character. In my opinion, it would be more reasonable for manufacturers to issue a certain kind of Vader-inspired product which would properly function in respect to the character's overall shape and its object of inspiration.

Darth Vibrator: Luke, I am your father.

Luke: No, that's impossible!

Anyway, that looks pretty cool, if I have the money I might get one.

Trogdor · Post by **Trogdor** » 2005-01-14 09:39pm

Were I not the cheap bastard that I am, I would buy one of these things.

Solauren · Post by **Solauren** » 2005-01-14 09:46pm

Solauren: That is the coolest little-kid toy I have ever seen
Caius (Solauren's girlfriend): I so want one for when we have a kid
Solauren: WHAT?

Master of Ossus · Post by **Master of Ossus** » 2005-01-14 09:57pm

Lord Zentei wrote:Well, there used to be Hello Kitty vibrators on www.jlist.com

And we wonder why their kids turn themselves into "Kancho assassins."

Kurgan · Post by **Kurgan** » 2005-01-18 02:16am

Kreshna Aryaguna Nurzaman wrote:
JediMaster415 wrote:I've heard that his inspiration for the Falcon's design was a hamburger. Mybe he was eating a baked potato when he created Vader.
I beg to differ. The shape of Darth Vader's helmet resembles nothing of that of a potato. If we examine Vader's overall appearance, even the shape of the helmet alone would strenghten the hypothesis that the author was actually inspired by a certain bodily organ that would be best described as 'Phallus'. It is interesting to note that the shape of the toy suffers from severe distortion, which in my opinion may be contradictory to author's intention when creating the said character. In my opinion, it would be more reasonable for manufacturers to issue a certain kind of Vader-inspired product which would properly function in respect to the character's overall shape and its object of inspiration.

Or a Samurai helmet... you know those Japanese guys love to think about their dickheads!

It's the same old argument that all guns and missiles are just penile compensation symbols... fun theory, but a little TOO convenient. ; )

CDiehl · Post by **CDiehl** » 2005-01-18 02:34pm

Didn't Mel Brooks figure out the Vader helmet/penis connection back in Spaceballs?

Darth Servo · Post by **Darth Servo** » 2005-01-18 03:45pm

Chmee wrote:WHEN, George? WHEN will you have enough money???

The day after Bill Gates does.

Darth Servo · Post by **Darth Servo** » 2005-01-18 03:46pm

CDiehl wrote:Didn't Mel Brooks figure out the Vader helmet/penis connection back in Spaceballs?

I bet she gives great helmet

Azazel · Post by **Azazel** » 2005-01-18 07:53pm

Tsyroc wrote:I don't think George will have reached the limit of whoring until there is an actual Star Wars themed whore house owned and operated by Lucasfilm in Nevada.

It'll be full of various incarnations of Leia, Amidala, Mon Mothma , Twi' lek chicks the colors of the rainbow etc...

Please let there be an Admiral Ackbar. PLEASE!!!

Darth Fanboy · Post by **Darth Fanboy** » 2005-01-19 10:36am

<--- See Avatar

THey should have made more attatchments though, I for one would like to see Queen Yamidala, Luke Spudwalker, Chewbakedpotato, and Starch Maul

DPDarkPrimus · Post by **DPDarkPrimus** » 2005-01-19 02:06pm

Kreshna Aryaguna Nurzaman wrote:The shape of Darth Vader's helmet resembles nothing of that of a potato. If we examine Vader's overall appearance, even the shape of the helmet alone would strenghten the hypothesis that the author was actually inspired by a certain bodily organ that would be best described as 'Phallus'.

I can see the slogans for selling that sort of product.

"Are you able to handle the vibrating power of the Dark Side?"

"Search your feelings, you know this to be exciting."

"I am your dildo."

White Haven · Post by **White Haven** » 2005-01-20 09:53pm

"Lube, I am your dildo."

StarDestroyer.Net BBS

Could SW be whored out anymore?

Force Choke C*ck Ring?!