Bill Gates Strikes a Pose for Teen Beat Photospread, 1983
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Bill Gates Strikes a Pose for Teen Beat Photospread, 1983
I swear to God--I can almost hear the comments that's going to be said on this...
Oooo Bill! Promise me I won't get a virus. Promise.
Don't worry baby, I always use a firewall.
I hear in some states, tossing your floppy in front of the camera like that can get you arrested.
He can 10000101 me anytime!
ooooooooooooohhhhhh billy!
(thrusts nipples against monitor)
KHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN!!!!!
Ok--that's enough from me.....
I still think those eyes of his are pure evil....
EVIL I tell you!
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Must find something to distract myself from wrongness. Must find something to distract myself from wrongness.
Hey wait, is that a levitating 5 1/4 inch floppy in the second picture? What's the deal with that?
Hey wait, is that a levitating 5 1/4 inch floppy in the second picture? What's the deal with that?
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He threw it just before the photographer snapped the shot, I'd wager.Mayabird wrote:Must find something to distract myself from wrongness. Must find something to distract myself from wrongness.
Hey wait, is that a levitating 5 1/4 inch floppy in the second picture? What's the deal with that?
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Nay! Knowst thou not, that it is.... of the Dark Side?Alferd Packer wrote:He threw it just before the photographer snapped the shot, I'd wager.Mayabird wrote:Must find something to distract myself from wrongness. Must find something to distract myself from wrongness.
Hey wait, is that a levitating 5 1/4 inch floppy in the second picture? What's the deal with that?
It's a strange world. Let's keep it that way.
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Lies! ALL LIES!!!
Although that is Bill Gates.
Museum of Hoaxes wrote:Update: These pictures were taken in 1985 by celebrity photographer Deborah Feingold shortly after the release of Windows 1.0. There's no evidence that they ever appeared in Teen Beat.
Although that is Bill Gates.
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Well, uhm. Well. Uhm. Wow. There's really not much I can say in response to something of that sheer... ... god, words are really escaping me. I think my brain Blue Screen of Death-ed.
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When a hot naked chick poses like that it's Playboy material.
When it's a weird nerdy guy, it's just so wrong in so many ways.
When it's a weird nerdy guy, it's just so wrong in so many ways.
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He probably should have had a good meal and 10 hours of sleep before that shot. Without it his eyes look...evil.
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Seriously. I'll bet if he posed with all his money stacked up around him he'd be pretty sexy.Wicked Pilot wrote:Considering how much money that man has I'll bet the women are more willing to remove their panties for him than for the rest of us mere average incomers.
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Re: Bill Gates Strikes a Pose for Teen Beat Photospread, 198
It's not often that I can honestly say I laughed 'til I cried, but this is one time that's true.dr. what wrote:ooooooooooooohhhhhh billy!
(thrusts nipples against monitor)
Ell fucking Oh Ell....
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Suddenly it all makes sense!Elheru Aran wrote:Nay! Knowst thou not, that it is.... of the Dark Side?Alferd Packer wrote:He threw it just before the photographer snapped the shot, I'd wager.Mayabird wrote:Must find something to distract myself from wrongness. Must find something to distract myself from wrongness.
Hey wait, is that a levitating 5 1/4 inch floppy in the second picture? What's the deal with that?
Bill Gates is actually a Dark Lord of the Sith who has been using Windows to harvest the Anger and Fear to increase his mastery of the Dark Side!
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I'll go back in my corner now.
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I wish I knew what that meant...darthdavid wrote:Bukakke!!!CDS wrote:Where would you like to come today?
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